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Cracker Jack Is Adding Cracker Jill To The Team For Baseball Season
© CHRIS LANDSBERGER/THE OKLAHOMAN / USA TODAY NETWORK
"Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jill...?" Your favorite ballpark snack, Cracker Jack, is adding Cracker Jill to the team to celebrate women in sports. They will also reportedly be donating $200,000 to the Women’s Sports Foundation as part of the initiative...
(The Spun)
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IWEI
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Lets not forget this is Frito-Lay being woke and meeting their ESG quota.
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In which case men are gonna dress up as women, beat them, then take back over and call it Cracker Jacks again. I'm seriously down for this transgender movement. Bringing toxic masculinity right back to where it needs to be, dominating everything!
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Donate to the Women's Sports Foundation that advocates allowing men to compete in women's sports events? These kinds of organizations are more interested in collecting huge amounts of money from woke corporations to benefit the group's executives while trampling the rights of girls and women.
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They try to promote women's rights and tear them down through transgenderism all at the same time. They just make this shite up as they go.
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What about little Debbie?
Reply18 months
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You beat me. I want some little Dannys. Wait, that sounds bad.
18 months
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"Big Dicky" or Bigus Dickus for a Monty Python reference
18 months
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This is some pretty dumb shite.
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I'm guessing no nuts then.
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Can't be sure these days. One in the middle is suspect.
18 months
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Was hoping for Cracker arse Cracker
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I’m offended, where are the trans jack?
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What about cracker they/them?? Bigots…
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good god, even Cracker Jack has gone Woke.
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Get Jack off while Jill handles the nuts, it’s a stroke of genius.
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So let me guess. They have to change the lyrics to Take me out to the Ballgame?
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Ackually....I heard there is a new version that some singer came out with to match up with this. smfh
18 months
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But is she a Doctor?
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Thank god. I'm sure this will change the world now
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Where's Cracker They? And isn't Cracker racist? Oh! That's right! It's not when it's Whitey.
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But what about the LGBTQ community?
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LQBTSIA+XR-3=4
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