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While everyone sits in awe of the LIV and the PGA merger, Sweden is starting a "Sex League"...
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A strip club owner is trying to turn the “six-week sex championship” into an official sport.

Dragan Bratic, who owns a number of strip clubs in the Jönköping area of southern Sweden, is keen to make romping competitive.

The championship would see six different disciplines practised, including seduction, body massages, foreplay, oral sex and endurance. The request sought to introduce six hour sessions each day, with individual matches in each discipline lasting between 45 and 60 minutes.

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DeafVallyBatnR13 months
Probably the one sport losing ain't so bad. Time 2 minutes but I needed 43 more minutes for the tie. Dang I lost. Oh yeah and practice.
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deltaland13 months
Individual matches lasting 45 minutes? Welp I’m out
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KennabraTiger13 months
I’m moving
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BlueRunner13 months
When talking about endurance, we talking who is the fast right?
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beaverfever13 months
Swedish strip clubs…Bucket list just got a line longer.
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stniaSxuaeG13 months
I would excel at the triple pump
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nealnan813 months
Players entering the portal now has a very different meaning.
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deltaland13 months
Well done
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YMCA13 months
I’ll enter the sprint competition if she’s really hot.
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upgrade13 months
Great. Another sport I’ll never go pro in
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Floating Change Up13 months
I'd be willing to apply to be a closer.

But would probably only be offered the spot as a towel boy. No thank you.
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GeorgeTheGreek13 months
Will this be televised?
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AllenTXTiger13 months
This is how you know Europe is the devil's lair... smh
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SuperOcean13 months
Instead of triple jump.,.we have triple pump??
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baytiger1113 months
Might as well merge this league with LIV and PGA too. I’m sure the women competing know a few tricks with golf balls
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G Khan13 months
Great news! I approve
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Fightin Okra13 months
I’d be in the minors for a time if I need to get to 45 minute sessions
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Tigerfan25713 months
that just doesnt sound right but i get what you are saying
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deltaland13 months
Phrasing matters a lot here
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goodgrin13 months
Another sign that the end of the world is close!
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I always thought a porn actress tournament would do well. Who wouldn’t want to see Mia Khalifa square off against Mia Malkova?
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lsuson13 months
Khalifa is nasty
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@lsuson Well, cheer for Mia.
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WildTchoupitoulas13 months
Japanese are going to sweep.
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Mr. Hangover13 months
That’s pretty racist of you, Mr. Progressive
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WildTchoupitoulas13 months
Mr. Hangover, maybe I'm not the progressive you thought I was.
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mpwilging13 months
It's always been a sport, we called it sport fricking...
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