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NYC has a pooping problem
Posted on 9/17/26 at 6:07 pm
Posted on 9/17/26 at 6:07 pm
Yes people, the city of 8.5 million residents is facing a public restroom shortage. Just not enough darn public toilets to serve 8 million people.
Not to worry, Mayor Mamdani has the solution. 4 million dollars spent has now allowed for more public thrones. 17 new waterless portable toilets are now open and ready to serve.
Yes, 17 toilets. 8.5 million people. 4 million dollars.
Throne Labs is providing the much needed additional capacity. Throne Labs started this business because they discovered that people of color that workwd as delivery drivers were often not allowed to use private restrooms becasue of their color.
Now you have to either install the app on your phone or text the conpany to gain access. Your use will he tracked and if determined that you were some how abusing the toilet, you could get banned.
Good times folks.
FoxNews Throne Labs
Not to worry, Mayor Mamdani has the solution. 4 million dollars spent has now allowed for more public thrones. 17 new waterless portable toilets are now open and ready to serve.
Yes, 17 toilets. 8.5 million people. 4 million dollars.
Throne Labs is providing the much needed additional capacity. Throne Labs started this business because they discovered that people of color that workwd as delivery drivers were often not allowed to use private restrooms becasue of their color.
Now you have to either install the app on your phone or text the conpany to gain access. Your use will he tracked and if determined that you were some how abusing the toilet, you could get banned.
Good times folks.
FoxNews Throne Labs
Posted on 9/17/26 at 6:08 pm to BHM
That damn lettuce just won't lettuce alone!
Posted on 9/17/26 at 6:09 pm to BHM
a "waterless toilet" sounds a lot like a bucket to me.
Posted on 9/17/26 at 6:11 pm to Rebel
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a "waterless toilet" sounds a lot like a bucket to me.
You can't charge nearly as much if you just call it a bucket.
Posted on 9/17/26 at 6:13 pm to BHM
They have a socialism muslim democrat as mayor. Poop is the least of their problems.
Posted on 9/17/26 at 6:16 pm to BHM
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if determined that you were some how abusing the toilet, you could get banned.
so no Taco Bell?
Posted on 9/17/26 at 6:18 pm to BHM
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Mayor Mamdani has the solution
Use your hand?
Posted on 9/17/26 at 6:20 pm to BHM
struggling to figure out what I should be mad about here
Posted on 9/17/26 at 6:23 pm to BHM
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they discovered that people of color that workwd as delivery drivers were often not allowed to use private restrooms becasue of their color.
horseshite.
Posted on 9/17/26 at 6:23 pm to BHM
Damn, NYC has so many Indians pooping in the street it's gotten so bad they have to spend $235,294 per toilet to combat it? Crazy.
This post was edited on 9/17/26 at 6:24 pm
Posted on 9/17/26 at 6:24 pm to Salmon
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struggling to figure out what I should be mad about here
Probably the 17 shitters for $4 million. That works out to somewhere around $230 thousand dollars per "waterless" shitter.
Posted on 9/17/26 at 6:24 pm to Salmon
Big city… Muslim… social programs
We are like one OT buzz word away from angry old guy cat nip connect four
We are like one OT buzz word away from angry old guy cat nip connect four
Posted on 9/17/26 at 6:26 pm to NawlinsTiger9
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Big city… Muslim… social programs
We are like one OT buzz word away from angry old guy cat nip connect four shutter.
I saw a woman with tattoos going into one of the shitters.
This post was edited on 9/17/26 at 6:27 pm
Posted on 9/17/26 at 6:26 pm to NawlinsTiger9
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Big city… Muslim… social programs
We are like one OT buzz word away from angry old guy cat nip connect four
We got Indians shitting in the streets, we hit connect four
Posted on 9/17/26 at 6:27 pm to LegendInMyMind
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I saw a woman with tattoos going into one of the shitters.
You and bad93 just zoomed past connect four and hit bingo!
Posted on 9/17/26 at 6:27 pm to LegendInMyMind
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Probably the 17 shitters for $4 million
Definitely expensive. But so are building new public restrooms. And its not like these are port-a-jons
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"waterless" shitter.
they are not "waterless"
Posted on 9/17/26 at 6:28 pm to Salmon
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struggling to figure out what I should be mad about here
Not sure why you think you need to be mad.
I found it humorous that they think 17 toilets will make a difference in a city of 8.5 million people.
Posted on 9/17/26 at 6:28 pm to BHM
That's 17 new places to get out of the rain/snow to shoot up.
This post was edited on 9/17/26 at 6:29 pm
Posted on 9/17/26 at 6:30 pm to BHM
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I found it humorous that they think 17 toilets will make a difference in a city of 8.5 million people.
Its 17 more toilets than before
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