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Video Of Serena Williams Chasing Down Dude Who Stole Her Phone
Robert Deutsch-USA TODAY Sports
Surveillance video has emerged of tennis star Serena Williams chasing down the dude who attempted to steal her phone at a restaurant on Tuesday. Serena ain't playing' ya'll...



Here's her describing the incident on Instagram Wednesday morning...
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serenawilliamsSoooooo yesterday at dinner the CRAZIEST THING happened to me. I was sitting enjoying some Chinese food (delicious may I add) and this guy stands next to me. It was only 2 of us sitting at a 4 person table just chatting like we have not seen each other in years. Anyways I digress, so this guy is standing next to me and something (I have now dubbed it my SUPERHERO sense) told me to watch him. My phone was sitting in the chair but I just didn't feel right. He was there too long. "Is he a customer?" I thought "Is he waiting on the bathroom?" nonetheless I tried to shake his this eerie feeling. However, I kept watching him from the corner of my eye. Than when least expected low and behold this common petty thief grabbed my phone and swiftly left. I looked at the chair, than shouted "Omg that dude took my phone!!" Not thinking I reacted (hence the superwoman photo) I jumped up, weaved my way in and out of the cozy restaurant (leaping over a chair or two) and chased him down.

He began to run but I was too fast. (Those sprints came in handy) I was upon him in a flash!

In the most menacing yet calm no nonsense voice I could muster I kindly asked him if he "accidentally" took the wrong phone. He stumbled on his words probably not expecting this to happen. While he was thinking of the right thing to say and eventually he said "Gosh you know what I did! It was so confusing in there. I must have grabbed the wrong phone." Meanwhile My phone was ringing, my superhero sidekick quailman was face timing me so he could not possibly deny the allegations. I swiftly thanked him and left.
Superhero? Maybe? Or HELL YEA!! I've got the speed the jumps, the power, the body, the seduction, the sex appeal, the strength, the leadership and yet the calm to weather the storm.

Always listen to your superhero inner voice. Always keep your things close! Fight for what's right. Stand for what you believe in! Be a superhero!
When I got back into the restaurant I received a standing ovation. I was proud. I just showed every man in there I can stand up to bully's and other men. It was a win for the ladies!
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pellietigersaint103 months
staged
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Doug Masters103 months
She's a man
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BowlJackson103 months
She called herself a hero for asking for her cell phone back? What an ego
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panzer103 months
Not even a backhand? DAYUM what a waste of adrenaline.
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tWildcat103 months
Was hoping to see something similar to the stolen purse scene in white chicks. Bummer.
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TigerB8103 months
And that is why no other woman in tennis can really compete with her....she owns tennis until she retires.
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Datbayoubengal103 months
Lol. Love the Doug reference.
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airportwhiskey103 months
You do not want to make that linebacker angry.
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blueboy103 months
Roided-up she-hulk.
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CHEDBALLZ103 months
Is that her Boyfriend in the restaurant.
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kilo1234103 months
Her story is lame as frick. Can you possibly church up a routine incident any more?
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hogminer103 months
Look at those arms!!! He must work out.
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PhilipMarlowe103 months
Lol at the dude she was dining with doing absolutely nothing.....then again, Serena probably has a bigger dick than him anyways.
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vodkacop103 months
Pffffftt... I was hoping to see a beat down... Weak sauce
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vodkacop103 months
Pffffftt... I was hoping to see a beat down... Weak sauce
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