Does Soccer Star Cristiano Ronaldo Look Too Ripped...?

An athlete engaging in a little better living through chemistry? You go too far, sir! Ok, *maybe* the Eastern Block nations during the Cold War, but modern athletes? There are international organizations in place to test for such things. In the immortal words of Vizzini: "it would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable."

Always wild to me how anyone that puts in the work and looks great must be on PEDs because the fatarse sitting on the couch would look the same way if he just took some too.