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Funny article about iMessage excluding Android

Posted on 10/25/18 at 6:21 pm
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 10/25/18 at 6:21 pm
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A few years back, a friend invited me to spend Presidents’ Day weekend at her parents’ house. She’d invited a handful of people, some I knew, some I didn’t. “I think everybody will really get along,” she said. “Or at least I hope you will.” She was right. Some perfect, near-magic combination of good weather and enough of us spilling wine on the carpet that it became an inside joke forged a friendship. And with that friendship came a new group chat.

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On the day of Sam’s actual birthday, the chat picked up again. Kind wishes. Pictures of Sam from previous hangs. Talking about how excited we were to go out with her that night. Still … Sam said nothing. No number of birthday-cake emoji and question marks could seem to get her to respond. Another friend in the group, Alex, decided that it must be some technical difficulty, so she decided to remove Sam from the group chat and then re-add her, hoping this would reanimate Sam. The group got a notification, “Alex has removed Sam from the conversation.” After that, there are just two texts in the group thread, the final texts we’d ever send in that particular chat: “Omg I can’t re-add her” and “She got an Android.”

Ohhhhhhh. An Android. It suddenly made sense, and I found myself remembering snippets of a months-earlier conversation with Sam about phones and cameras and switching over when her contract was up. It’s not like you can’t have a multi-OS group chat, it just works a little differently. The messages are sent as SMS text messages, and they come through in green bubbles, rather than blue. Some of the baked-in features of iMessage don’t work between iPhones and Androids, and, frankly, it’s often just glitchy.


Apple...it just works.

LINK
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
29000 posts
Posted on 10/25/18 at 6:42 pm to
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Funny article
Personally, I don't find vendor lock in and private message hijacking all that amusing.
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Apple...it just works.
I think this is working exactly as they want it to.
Posted by TigerinATL
Member since Feb 2005
62437 posts
Posted on 10/25/18 at 6:58 pm to
It sucks but Apple needs to be protective. They're business model makes it difficult to monetize services. Even with 20/20 hindsight let's say Apple makes Snapchat style filters first and iMessage becomes a social network unto itself. How does Apple make money off of that? They already tried and failed to create an ad service built around the most robust app store. Most people aren't willing to pay for those kind of services directly, but they would pay a premium for the phone that let them do it.
This post was edited on 10/25/18 at 6:59 pm
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
36886 posts
Posted on 10/26/18 at 1:49 pm to
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Personally, I don't find vendor lock in and private message hijacking all that amusing.
Funny in that the parochial attitude of the author was a self-caricature. She didn't come right out and say it, but their little "friend" group clearly looked down on an Android user. Look at the comments too.
Posted by Dandaman
Louisiana
Member since May 2017
768 posts
Posted on 10/26/18 at 9:00 pm to
Apple designs programs to make money, yes. But, they also make programs to enhance user experience and it needs to be restrictive to prevent glitchy performance (like android)
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
40132 posts
Posted on 10/26/18 at 10:27 pm to
I'm the Android user in one of my friend groups. Yesterday they said I need to update my Nokia to the latest software.
Posted by busbeepbeep
When will then be now?
Member since Jan 2004
19135 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 2:54 am to
GroupMe for civilized platform agnostic group chats
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
451013 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 7:29 am to
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A few weeks ago, Sam texted me and one other friend while I was at work, asking if we wanted to get dinner later. I didn’t reply right away. The other friend later asked me if I hadn’t replied because I was hesitant about getting dinner or just didn’t want to go. “No, no,” I told her. “I’m so excited to see you two! I was working on my MacBook and the text never came through.” Stupid Android.


this is why i've always been reluctant to become a slave to a single ecosystem. i know it's tongue in cheek but, on its face, it's a criticism of Apple more than anything.
Posted by Vood
Enjoying a Forty with Lando
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 10/27/18 at 8:07 am to
Friends don't let Friends become green bubbles
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
92518 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 9:21 am to
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this is why i've always been reluctant to become a slave to a single ecosystem.


The only one I would even consider would be Amazon and even then.

For me and Apple, iTunes was the dealbreaker. Just awful. I saw the transition from legacy phone/iPod to a single device and I was okay with iTunes back in the early iPod days - but by the time I was dipping my toes with a refurbished iPhone 3S (I believe - that was a long time ago), I LOVED the hardware. I hated Apple's locked down system.

I never used a Mac. The last Apple computer I used was the rich kids' Apple II in the mid-80s. I was a Commodore then PC guy all the way.

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i know it's tongue in cheek but, on its face, it's a criticism of Apple more than anything.


It is. The Apple "cult" is a real thing.
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
12417 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 10:18 am to
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I never used a Mac.


So--you don't know what you are talking about then...
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
92518 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 10:50 am to
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So--you don't know what you are talking about then...




I don't know anything about Macs. I know about the locked ecosystem of iPods and iPhones, of which I've owned 4 or 5 examples.
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