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Why are soccer players such pussies?

Posted on 6/21/26 at 6:48 pm
Posted by ultratiger89
Houston, Tx
Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 6/21/26 at 6:48 pm
I’m sure it’s been discussed ad nauseam but this shite is embarrassing to all men.
Posted by Broski
Member since Jun 2011
82222 posts
Posted on 6/21/26 at 6:56 pm to
Caleb Williams paints his nails home skillet.
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
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Posted on 6/21/26 at 7:05 pm to
Why did your mom show me that pussy.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
36076 posts
Posted on 6/21/26 at 7:07 pm to
This post was edited on 6/21/26 at 7:09 pm
Posted by olddawg26
Member since Jan 2013
26660 posts
Posted on 6/21/26 at 7:23 pm to
They want to like it, it’s coursing through their veins. Just need to watch more to understand it.
Posted by Hayekian serf
GA
Member since Dec 2020
4255 posts
Posted on 6/21/26 at 7:24 pm to
Watching them flop is just as bad as the NBA

That being said I have enjoyed watching the U.S. games.
Posted by Citica8
Duckroost, LA
Member since Dec 2012
4097 posts
Posted on 6/21/26 at 7:55 pm to
CTE from decades of getting your brain jostled, and running around for 45 minutes with cotton mouth will have you looking for an excuse to get a splash of water too.

What's your excuse?
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
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Posted on 6/21/26 at 8:11 pm to
I love watching soccer with people that think it is NBD to get kicked in the shin or ankle by a guy that can kick a ball 100mph and send it 75 yards.
Posted by Citica8
Duckroost, LA
Member since Dec 2012
4097 posts
Posted on 6/21/26 at 8:35 pm to
or hit with that same ball inflated 50-100% more than an NBA basketball at 100 mph
Posted by Dizz
Member since May 2008
16173 posts
Posted on 6/21/26 at 8:40 pm to
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I’m sure it’s been discussed ad nauseam but this shite is embarrassing to all men.



Multiple times a game football players go down lay there sit up jog off the field and then go back in the next play. I am not defending the flopping but getting kicked in the shin, ankle, or getting stepped on hurts.
Posted by SEC. 593
Chicago
Member since Aug 2012
4406 posts
Posted on 6/21/26 at 9:52 pm to
This. Even if they're familiar with youth soccer, they have never felt a ball inflated to 13psi.
Posted by SEC. 593
Chicago
Member since Aug 2012
4406 posts
Posted on 6/21/26 at 9:53 pm to
A lot of that is to give some recovery time to their team.
Posted by Broski
Member since Jun 2011
82222 posts
Posted on 6/21/26 at 9:54 pm to
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A lot of that is to give some recovery time to their team.


So what you're saying is football players act like pussies so their pussy teammates can catch their breath?
Posted by Citica8
Duckroost, LA
Member since Dec 2012
4097 posts
Posted on 6/21/26 at 10:12 pm to
Yeah that but also for some low level grad assistant to hold up a science fair poster board with Pokemon or Mario kart characters to know to step to the right or left on the next 6 second of activity
Posted by GrimaceBallz
Member since Nov 2024
903 posts
Posted on 6/21/26 at 11:02 pm to
Only real pussies come on message boards and call other people pussies.

Especially when they haven’t played the game.

Get a life bitch.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
36076 posts
Posted on 6/22/26 at 1:54 am to
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or hit with that same ball inflated 50-100% more than an NBA basketball at 100 mph



When I played in high school, I got my bell rung quite a few times.


Nothing like taking a header at the wrong angle to make you see fuzzy, black spots and get an immediate case of tinnitus.



And you really can't describe how it feels to have your legs taken out from under you while running full speed with no protective gear to help cushion the ground impact...like shoulder pads and a helmet to someone that's never experienced something like that.
This post was edited on 6/22/26 at 2:03 am
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
36076 posts
Posted on 6/22/26 at 2:02 am to
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I am not defending the flopping but getting kicked in the shin, ankle, or getting stepped on hurts.



Let's not overlook the fact that the NFL penalizes hitting a player's legs to bring him down. There's like four rules related to just that scenario.



Posted by ultratiger89
Houston, Tx
Member since Aug 2007
4008 posts
Posted on 6/22/26 at 4:06 am to
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Especially when they haven’t played the game.


That’s my point frickstick. I DID play the game back in the 70’s at the BREC fields off highland road and the old airport turned into a BREC park. I never saw kids go down like that we would always get back up and keep playing. And we were kids these are grown arse men. pussies.
Posted by ultratiger89
Houston, Tx
Member since Aug 2007
4008 posts
Posted on 6/22/26 at 4:10 am to
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Why did your mom show me that pussy


She died in 2000, were you even born then? Doesn’t seem so from your petulant child like response.
Posted by Citica8
Duckroost, LA
Member since Dec 2012
4097 posts
Posted on 6/22/26 at 6:34 am to
No one likes the diving or flopping, but you have to sell contact to get what is usually deserved.

You're pretty dumb if you don't think its in all sports, SGA got an MVP doing it, QBs throwing short so the WR runs into the CB, or WR going down with little to no contact to draw flags, batters pretending to get hit to get a free base, golfers spending 15 minutes with a rules official and needing to get a lawyer to determine what the wording actually means to see if its free relief.
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