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Posted on 2/6/14 at 2:26 pm
Posted by MagicCityBlazer
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 2/6/14 at 2:26 pm
Trying again to get into soccer.

Any memes or strategy to fill me in on?
This post was edited on 2/7/14 at 3:42 pm
Posted by Broski
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 2/6/14 at 2:27 pm to
Watch as many EPL games as you can this weekend, repeat, and you will eventually gravitate towards a team.
Posted by cwil177
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 2/6/14 at 2:29 pm to
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Watch as many EPL games as you can this weekend, repeat, and you will eventually gravitate towards a team.


This. You can get most of them on NBC sports now a days but Champions League games (aka the Super Bowl of Europe, a year long tournament between all the top teams across all the European leagues) might be on ESPN.

What kind of base are you starting with? Do you know positions and such or are we starting from scratch?
Posted by MagicCityBlazer
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 2/6/14 at 2:31 pm to
Scratch. Watched some terrible high school games and had no clue what was going on strategy wise.
This post was edited on 2/6/14 at 2:32 pm
Posted by PeepleHeppinBidness
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Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 2/6/14 at 2:32 pm to
Just hate on Liverpool and you'll be fine
Posted by MagicCityBlazer
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 2/6/14 at 2:37 pm to
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Just hate on Liverpool and you'll be fine


Last time I went to London i asked the cabbie what he thought about sports and he basically called queens park rangers a bunch of dicks I don't know why but I thought it was hilarious.
Posted by cwil177
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 2/6/14 at 2:40 pm to
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he basically called queens park rangers a bunch of dicks

He wasn't wrong. I think first bit of homework should be to read about the rules, especially offsides since that one seems to confuse the shite out of people, and how free kicks, penalties, corners, goal kicks, etc are called. Try the wiki article maybe.
Posted by PeepleHeppinBidness
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Posted on 2/6/14 at 2:49 pm to
There is a whole lot of tribalism in the football world. Your cabbie may have been a Fulham or a Chelsea man.
Posted by MagicCityBlazer
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 2/6/14 at 3:00 pm to
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especially offsides since that one seems to confuse the shite out of people,


I remember watching the usa play the uk and a usa goal was called back.

My friend who played soccer was upset, so I joined the indignation. I had no idea what he issue was because it looked like a basketball fast break where the offense outran the defense.
Posted by sawillis
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 2/6/14 at 3:11 pm to
Watch the National Team, watch MLS
Posted by thesoccerfanjax
Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 2/6/14 at 3:22 pm to
Offside in soccer is really just like offsides in football. The offensive player must be in front of the last defender at the time the ball is played (or snapped in football). Just think of it that way.
Posted by WarSlamEagle
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Posted on 2/6/14 at 3:47 pm to
That definition does not work at all in football terms.
Posted by cwil177
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
30134 posts
Posted on 2/6/14 at 3:51 pm to
The offensive player must be behind the ball or in front of the last defender.

You can still receive a ball behind the last defender, but you have to be in line with the ball, or behind it, when the pass is made.

Also, these rules only apply to players in the attacking half of the field.
Posted by thesoccerfanjax
Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 2/6/14 at 5:16 pm to
Sure it does if you don't overanalyze it.
Posted by TN Bhoy
San Antonio, TX
Member since Apr 2010
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Posted on 2/6/14 at 5:46 pm to
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Last time I went to London i asked the cabbie what he thought about sports and he basically called queens park rangers a bunch of dicks


Sure he was talking about QPR?
Posted by Vicks Kennel Club
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Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 2/6/14 at 5:53 pm to
Offsides is not the last defender, but rather the second to last player (including the keeper).
Posted by MagicCityBlazer
Member since Nov 2010
3686 posts
Posted on 2/6/14 at 6:25 pm to
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Sure he was talking about QPR?


Absolutely certain.
Posted by cwil177
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
30134 posts
Posted on 2/6/14 at 6:45 pm to
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Offsides is not the last defender, but rather the second to last player (including the keeper).


I'm trying to make it simpler for the guy, god damn
Posted by itawambadog
America, F Yeah!
Member since Nov 2007
21266 posts
Posted on 2/6/14 at 7:44 pm to
Playing FIFA will likely help you the most when it comes to figuring out the rules and strategy. Watching as many games as you can and also watch highlight shows like ESPNFC. Also, go on wikipedia and read about the history of the leagues and the clubs.
Posted by cigsmcgee
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Member since May 2012
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Posted on 2/6/14 at 8:15 pm to
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Playing FIFA will likely help you the most when it comes to figuring out the rules and strategy


and also players, teams, leagues, ect..

then, you already have some expectation on who should be good. it helps when watching when you already know alittle about the teams.

i just got balls deep in soccer last year after being on the fringes. reading articles and blogs was pretty intimidating, but just keep reading and watching and pretty quick you pick up on the narratives, which is what makes watching sports so great.
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