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Soccer noobie thread
Posted on 2/6/14 at 2:26 pm
Posted on 2/6/14 at 2:26 pm
Trying again to get into soccer.
Any memes or strategy to fill me in on?
Any memes or strategy to fill me in on?
This post was edited on 2/7/14 at 3:42 pm
Posted on 2/6/14 at 2:27 pm to MagicCityBlazer
Watch as many EPL games as you can this weekend, repeat, and you will eventually gravitate towards a team.
Posted on 2/6/14 at 2:29 pm to Broski
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Watch as many EPL games as you can this weekend, repeat, and you will eventually gravitate towards a team.
This. You can get most of them on NBC sports now a days but Champions League games (aka the Super Bowl of Europe, a year long tournament between all the top teams across all the European leagues) might be on ESPN.
What kind of base are you starting with? Do you know positions and such or are we starting from scratch?
Posted on 2/6/14 at 2:31 pm to cwil177
Scratch. Watched some terrible high school games and had no clue what was going on strategy wise.
This post was edited on 2/6/14 at 2:32 pm
Posted on 2/6/14 at 2:32 pm to MagicCityBlazer
Just hate on Liverpool and you'll be fine 
Posted on 2/6/14 at 2:37 pm to PeepleHeppinBidness
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Just hate on Liverpool and you'll be fine
Last time I went to London i asked the cabbie what he thought about sports and he basically called queens park rangers a bunch of dicks
Posted on 2/6/14 at 2:40 pm to MagicCityBlazer
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he basically called queens park rangers a bunch of dicks
He wasn't wrong. I think first bit of homework should be to read about the rules, especially offsides since that one seems to confuse the shite out of people, and how free kicks, penalties, corners, goal kicks, etc are called. Try the wiki article maybe.
Posted on 2/6/14 at 2:49 pm to MagicCityBlazer
There is a whole lot of tribalism in the football world. Your cabbie may have been a Fulham or a Chelsea man.
Posted on 2/6/14 at 3:00 pm to cwil177
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especially offsides since that one seems to confuse the shite out of people,
I remember watching the usa play the uk and a usa goal was called back.
My friend who played soccer was upset, so I joined the indignation. I had no idea what he issue was because it looked like a basketball fast break where the offense outran the defense.
Posted on 2/6/14 at 3:11 pm to MagicCityBlazer
Watch the National Team, watch MLS
Posted on 2/6/14 at 3:22 pm to MagicCityBlazer
Offside in soccer is really just like offsides in football. The offensive player must be in front of the last defender at the time the ball is played (or snapped in football). Just think of it that way.
Posted on 2/6/14 at 3:47 pm to thesoccerfanjax
That definition does not work at all in football terms.
Posted on 2/6/14 at 3:51 pm to WarSlamEagle
The offensive player must be behind the ball or in front of the last defender.
You can still receive a ball behind the last defender, but you have to be in line with the ball, or behind it, when the pass is made.
Also, these rules only apply to players in the attacking half of the field.
You can still receive a ball behind the last defender, but you have to be in line with the ball, or behind it, when the pass is made.
Also, these rules only apply to players in the attacking half of the field.
Posted on 2/6/14 at 5:16 pm to WarSlamEagle
Sure it does if you don't overanalyze it.
Posted on 2/6/14 at 5:46 pm to MagicCityBlazer
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Last time I went to London i asked the cabbie what he thought about sports and he basically called queens park rangers a bunch of dicks
Sure he was talking about QPR?
Posted on 2/6/14 at 5:53 pm to cwil177
Offsides is not the last defender, but rather the second to last player (including the keeper).
Posted on 2/6/14 at 6:25 pm to TN Bhoy
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Sure he was talking about QPR?
Absolutely certain.
Posted on 2/6/14 at 6:45 pm to Vicks Kennel Club
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Offsides is not the last defender, but rather the second to last player (including the keeper).
I'm trying to make it simpler for the guy, god damn
Posted on 2/6/14 at 7:44 pm to MagicCityBlazer
Playing FIFA will likely help you the most when it comes to figuring out the rules and strategy. Watching as many games as you can and also watch highlight shows like ESPNFC. Also, go on wikipedia and read about the history of the leagues and the clubs.
Posted on 2/6/14 at 8:15 pm to itawambadog
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Playing FIFA will likely help you the most when it comes to figuring out the rules and strategy
and also players, teams, leagues, ect..
then, you already have some expectation on who should be good. it helps when watching when you already know alittle about the teams.
i just got balls deep in soccer last year after being on the fringes. reading articles and blogs was pretty intimidating, but just keep reading and watching and pretty quick you pick up on the narratives, which is what makes watching sports so great.
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