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re: Soccer noobie thread

Posted on 2/6/14 at 8:16 pm to
Posted by Downtown Devin Brown
New Orleans, LA
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 2/6/14 at 8:16 pm to
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Go buy FIFA and play it


This x's 1000. Believe it or not playing FIFA is a great way to learn the rules and start hearing and seeing a lot of the players' names.
Posted by MagicCityBlazer
Member since Nov 2010
3686 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 8:47 am to
I've been watching rules explanations on Offsides and what not.
What makes me laugh a little though is the absolute insistence on the throw-in being with feet planted

I'm not sure why, but it seems like an arbitrary sticking point.

edit:
Once I actually am able to get Fifa or watch more games it may make sense.
This post was edited on 2/7/14 at 8:51 am
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160203 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:35 am to
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Watch as many EPL games as you can this weekend


He's trying to get into soccer, not take a nap.
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160203 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:37 am to
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The offensive player must be in front of the last defender at the time the ball is played



second to last defender
Posted by tsmi136
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2011
4083 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:40 am to
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He's trying to get into soccer, not take a nap.



He just needs to watch soccer. This whole just watch the EPL is so 2012
This post was edited on 2/7/14 at 9:42 am
Posted by MagicCityBlazer
Member since Nov 2010
3686 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 10:25 am to
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He just needs to watch soccer. This whole just watch the EPL is so 2012


Is this that tribalism I was hearing about

I could watch Bundesliga, serie A, whatever that Spanish league is, i have options if I wanted.
This post was edited on 2/7/14 at 10:28 am
Posted by thesoccerfanjax
Member since Nov 2013
6128 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 11:40 am to
I wasn't counting the keeper.
Posted by TN Bhoy
San Antonio, TX
Member since Apr 2010
60589 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 11:43 am to
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Is this that tribalism I was hearing about


No, that's me
Posted by Vicks Kennel Club
29-24 #BlewDat
Member since Dec 2010
31264 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 11:56 am to
If he wanted to watch the Bundesliga, then he may as well turn on the scrambled Spice Channel because the picture quality is the same.
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160203 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 12:05 pm to
Better to watch fuzzy hardcore porn than an HD cuddle session.
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
51416 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 12:09 pm to
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whatever that Spanish league is

you´re not worthy.
Posted by Vicks Kennel Club
29-24 #BlewDat
Member since Dec 2010
31264 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 1:00 pm to
This dude is new to the game. He could probably get off on anything right now.
Posted by MagicCityBlazer
Member since Nov 2010
3686 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 2:52 pm to
quote:

you´re not worthy.


You totally bit on that

Anyways I'm not sure what leagues are worth my time or not. I'd probably stick to stuff in the UK area if for nothing else than heritage, but whatever.

I could just as easily enjoy something as random as Japanese Soccer.
This post was edited on 2/7/14 at 3:33 pm
Posted by thesoccerfanjax
Member since Nov 2013
6128 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 3:05 pm to
I don't want this to come off the wrong way. But you can call it soccer. Its what we call it in America and there's no reason to be apologetic about that. Calling it football can rub people, fans of the game included, the wrong way.
Posted by MagicCityBlazer
Member since Nov 2010
3686 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 3:30 pm to
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Calling it football can rub people, fans of the game included, the wrong way.


Okay.

I don't really understand how someone could be upset at something so trivial. It is literally the last thing I am worried about.
Posted by thesoccerfanjax
Member since Nov 2013
6128 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 3:38 pm to
I'm not upset. Just trying to give you some advice since you're new to the game.

Many people believe using "football" (In the US, talking to Americans) promotes the "soccer is something we don't do" mentality.
Posted by MagicCityBlazer
Member since Nov 2010
3686 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 3:41 pm to
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"soccer is something we don't do"


That mentality is a problem.
I've never really felt that soccer really threatened any American sports, so I've never really understood the irrational hatred.

Moving on to different topics:
I've heard soccer in Ireland (Irish Republic) before too. Small world I suppose.
Posted by thesoccerfanjax
Member since Nov 2013
6128 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 3:46 pm to
Yea soccer is actually a British term. Its commonly used in Ireland and Australia. I think a few others too.
Posted by pvilleguru
Member since Jun 2009
60453 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 4:04 pm to
Get up early tomorrow morning and watch Liverpool/Arsenal. Watching Suarez, Sturridge, and Coutinho link up is quite entertaining.
Posted by wm72
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2010
9753 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 4:05 pm to
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J-LEAGUE



I think it was GolTV that had/has J-League. I used to enjoy it when I had GolTV HD before GOL lost La Liga.

magic city blazer: I think you have the right idea. Just call shite what you want and start watching a lot of matches. You'll catch on to all the rules. They're actually pretty simple compared to other sports though there's a ton of different tactical approaches you'll begin to see.


As far as leagues, if you get all the channels, I'd simply watch the top of table match ups from the EPL, Serie A, La Liga, Bundesliga and even PSG v Monaco from France and definitely check out the Champions League matches.

You'll get a people that cheer lead for a certain league but one of the real treats of soccer is the difference in style and atmosphere of the major European leagues.

If you're the analytical type I'd recommend checking out Zonal Marking website and reading their breakdowns of matches that you've watched.

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