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re: CSB
Posted on 5/29/14 at 1:02 am to BleedPurpleGold
Posted on 5/29/14 at 1:02 am to BleedPurpleGold
No but seriously. Women like that don't exist. It's all graphic design and photoshop. God wouldn't be so cruel.
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Posted on 5/29/14 at 1:05 am to Leauxgan
Yeah, I'm just a dumb frick. Google didn't translate "ona," so I mistook it as her name, but yeah, all signs point towards fan on the Russian internet
I searched vk for the original picture and can see why she's tired of the attention. Lot's of three guys one hammer types of dudes posting it to their page.
I searched vk for the original picture and can see why she's tired of the attention. Lot's of three guys one hammer types of dudes posting it to their page.
This post was edited on 5/29/14 at 1:06 am
Posted on 5/29/14 at 1:13 am to Leauxgan
God damn you have all the luck. Last night I was in a bar talking to this lesbian when I asked if she had ever been with a man, to which she said no. I then asked if she wanted to try. She furrowed her brow, said "With you?" And then shook her head.
You need to get her to come to America. Milan are playing here this summer I think. We could do a board kickstarter for the funds. Videotape the whole thing.
ETA: it was a very attractive lesbian.
You need to get her to come to America. Milan are playing here this summer I think. We could do a board kickstarter for the funds. Videotape the whole thing.
ETA: it was a very attractive lesbian.
This post was edited on 5/29/14 at 1:15 am
Posted on 5/29/14 at 1:29 am to Leauxgan
Damn, OT 10 for sure. Seems to be an actual, incredibly hot, person, too. I came to this conclusion after extensively analyzing her profile pictures on Facebook.
Crazy how what was just her profile picture on Facebook went viral
Crazy how what was just her profile picture on Facebook went viral
This post was edited on 5/29/14 at 1:37 am
Posted on 5/29/14 at 1:46 am to svb
How'd you find this chick's facebook?
Also, Crazy, that's literally the definition of CSB
Also, Crazy, that's literally the definition of CSB
Posted on 5/29/14 at 5:10 am to crazy4lsu
I would contribute some of my gilmore girls kickstarter funds to help bring this to fruition
Posted on 5/29/14 at 9:24 am to crazy4lsu
quote:
God damn you have all the luck. Last night I was in a bar talking to this lesbian when I asked if she had ever been with a man, to which she said no. I then asked if she wanted to try. She furrowed her brow, said "With you?" And then shook her head.
Hell yeah, son. Go down swinging. That's (was
) my mottoPosted on 5/29/14 at 9:35 am to Leauxgan
When in doubt Dick Pic.
Posted on 5/29/14 at 9:42 am to Leauxgan
This is an extremely cool story. And I think only the soccer board could embrace a story like this.
Posted on 5/29/14 at 9:46 am to Leauxgan
This is the best thing I've ever read
Posted on 5/29/14 at 9:48 am to hendersonshands
My advice is to send that bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.
Posted on 5/29/14 at 9:52 am to Leauxgan
I pictured this entire conversation in the voice of Danny Dyer from The Football Factory.
Posted on 5/29/14 at 9:58 am to cwil177
quote:
How'd you find this chick's facebook?
Went to Leauxgan's Twitter
Found girl with Russian name and black profile picture in the list of who he follows
Went to Facebook
Copy and paste name
Posted on 5/29/14 at 10:01 am to Leauxgan
Genuinely 
Posted on 5/29/14 at 10:08 am to hendersonshands
Professor thenry's class on Eastern Slavic Women is now in session:
Here are the likely scenario's for this Russian football fan:
1.) Mail Order Bride: The super Slav in that one picture is her master, and is looking to sell her into an arranged marriage. Halfway serious, because human trafficking.
2.) She discovered the internets: She likely got off VK (the knockoff Louis Vuitton of social networks) and mail.ru and realized that the Western Imperialist internets has far less adidas tracksuits and far more snarky EDM bloggers like Leauxgan. Her family might be rich enough to afford vacations outside of Crimea, and even enough money to afford wireless fidelity internet access.
Either scenario equates to this:
2.) SHE'S TOO YOUNG FOR YOU BRO!
Approximately 97.8341% of all former Soviet internet users were born around 1998 or thereabouts.
Here are the likely scenario's for this Russian football fan:
1.) Mail Order Bride: The super Slav in that one picture is her master, and is looking to sell her into an arranged marriage. Halfway serious, because human trafficking.
2.) She discovered the internets: She likely got off VK (the knockoff Louis Vuitton of social networks) and mail.ru and realized that the Western Imperialist internets has far less adidas tracksuits and far more snarky EDM bloggers like Leauxgan. Her family might be rich enough to afford vacations outside of Crimea, and even enough money to afford wireless fidelity internet access.
Either scenario equates to this:
2.) SHE'S TOO YOUNG FOR YOU BRO!
Approximately 97.8341% of all former Soviet internet users were born around 1998 or thereabouts.
Posted on 5/29/14 at 10:18 am to Leauxgan
quote:
Leauxgan
any update?
this is bizarre. i feel like you're about to get taken.
This post was edited on 5/29/14 at 10:19 am
Posted on 5/29/14 at 10:23 am to thenry712
Sounds like you jelly of that mad twitter game
Posted on 5/29/14 at 10:27 am to hendersonshands
ETA: Leauxgan, Nike
Posted on 5/29/14 at 11:25 am to Leauxgan
She seems to be in a pretty serious relationship with Mr. Unibrow.
Posted on 5/29/14 at 11:31 am to hendersonshands
quote:
My advice is to send that bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.
This is probably the most solid advice in the thread.
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