Arsenal 2021/22 Season Thread - 5th Place :(

Don’t call it a comeback. Call it a regaining™ as in a regaining™ our place in the fookin Top 4 lads. It has been 5 years since we finished in the top 4 (2015-16 FML). shite after shite after shite. But we are still here #LegacyFans. Get ready as we catch an unsuspecting league and kick their shite in. Bukayo Saka, we love you.

The Arsenal:



13 League Titles
1930–31, 1932–33, 1933–34, 1934–35, 1937–38, 1947–48, 1952–53, 1970–71, 1988–89, 1990–91, 1997–98, 2001–02, 2003–04

14 FA Cups
1929–30, 1935–36, 1949–50, 1970–71, 1978–79, 1992–93, 1997–98, 2001–02, 2002–03, 2004–05, 2013–14, 2014–15, 2016–17, 2019–20

1 Second Rate European Cup:
1993–94

Arrivals:

1st Team:

Nuno “I’ll frick dogs if I have to” Tavares


Albert Sambi Lokonga


Reserved for:
Messi
Ben White
A Good RB who doesn't drift into the attacking right channel and occupies Pepe or Saka’s space
Xhaka Replacement
Backup Goalkeeper

Departures:

Academy Lads:
Trae Coyle
Mark McGuinness
Zech Medley
Aaron Benn
Levi Laing
Joseph Olowu
Daniel Oyegoke
Luke Plange
Ben Sheaf
Jason Sraha
Kieran Petrie
Daniel Ballard (loan)
Matt “FA Cup Winner Matt Smith” Smith (loan)

Good Luck boys.

1st Team:
David Luiz (somehow our best CB for 2 years )
Konstantinos “Wait, only a 5 Million obligation to Buy” Mavropanos (loan with an obligation to buy)
Matteo “Shithoused Himself” Guendouzi
William “Arteta Doesn’t Rate Me” Saliba (loan)

Reserved for:
Willian (GET THE frick OUT OF OUR CLUB YOU MERCENARY)
Runar Alex Runarsson
Hector Bellerin
Sead Kolasinac
Lucas Torreira
Ainsley Maitland-Niles
Joe Willock
Granit Xhaka
Reiss Nelson
Eddie Nketiah

2021-22 Kits:
Home
We are "Ajax" Arsenal


Away


Third
Leaked 3rd "FA Cup and Carabao Cup Special"


League Fixtures:



Special Letter from the Soccer Board to Mikel Arteta, Edu, Josh and Stan Kroenke:

Dear Mikel,
We sucked dick last year. Please never play Willian again. Pepe and Saka CAN play together and SHOULD play together. We will forgive you and accept your “Non-Negotiables” if it means we make the top 4 AND don’t play dog shite football.

Dear Edu,
You and your agent Kia are fricking clowns but you will go a long way in us forgiving you if you and Kia get rid of this dildo named Willian. 200 million a week. Wow. Also shite can Kolasinac and place buy back or big sell on clauses when we get rid of our once/still promising Hale End Boys (AMN, Reiss, Nketiah, Willock)

Dear Josh and Stan,
Suck a dick and frick off out of our club.