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and Mexico's day just got easier

Posted on 7/9/15 at 12:39 pm
Posted by LSUMJ
BR
Member since Sep 2004
20934 posts
Posted on 7/9/15 at 12:39 pm
1 Cuban has defected
6 others and THE COACH wont arrive in time to make todays game

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Posted by Broski
Member since Jun 2011
83371 posts
Posted on 7/9/15 at 12:59 pm to
quote:

and Mexico's day just got easier



Not like it mattered...
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
40307 posts
Posted on 7/9/15 at 1:16 pm to
Dude took his opportunity and literally ran with it. He's probably enroute to his cousins house in Miami as I type
Posted by SUB
Silver Tier TD Premium
Member since Jan 2009
26353 posts
Posted on 7/9/15 at 1:28 pm to
So what will happen? Will they allow Cuba to play without the coach? Will they forfeit? Postpone?
Posted by Jwho77
cyperspace
Member since Sep 2003
84894 posts
Posted on 7/9/15 at 1:57 pm to
They don't need the coach. They are well versed in their famous raft formation.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 7/9/15 at 2:00 pm to
Cuba is the Caribbean utopia. Why defect?
Posted by gatorrocks
Lake Mary, FL
Member since Oct 2007
13998 posts
Posted on 7/9/15 at 2:09 pm to
Wait? So you're saying Cuba still isn't that great of a place to live??
Posted by itawambadog
America, F Yeah!
Member since Nov 2007
21266 posts
Posted on 7/9/15 at 3:32 pm to
Wonder if that Martinez guy still plays for them? He looked pretty good in the last Gold Cup.
Posted by AmericanHoop
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2012
745 posts
Posted on 7/9/15 at 4:35 pm to
Too bad Keiler Garcia is 25, is cap-tied to Cuba, and has only played for them 5 times. So, not sure it's a huge loss for them (or gain for anyone else). But, for his trouble, I hope he lands at a decent NASL or MLS team.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173831 posts
Posted on 7/9/15 at 4:40 pm to
fricking communists
Posted by MLCLyons
Member since Nov 2012
4793 posts
Posted on 7/9/15 at 6:23 pm to
quote:

They don't need the coach. They are well versed in their famous raft formation.




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Something like that? I guess the gk is like an outboard motor or something. Intriguing formation but it seems like you might give up control of the central midfield.
Posted by TN Bhoy
San Antonio, TX
Member since Apr 2010
60589 posts
Posted on 7/9/15 at 6:25 pm to
At some point Castro's going to block the team from competing in the Gold Cup. This happens every time.
Posted by DoreonthePlains
Auburn, AL
Member since Nov 2013
7436 posts
Posted on 7/9/15 at 7:37 pm to
quote:

Something like that? I guess the gk is like an outboard motor or something. Intriguing formation but it seems like you might give up control of the central midfield.


No, you concede the flanks and play both pairs of 2 centrally. I should not know how this works, but the high school I attended (and where my younger brother was playing his senior year) fired the only head coach they've ever had in 18 years without a replacement. 5 of the guys played on the shittiest rec team ever with this dumb bitch of a coach who played this formation (a 3-4-3 with a boxed midfield). The guy who was basically forced to be the HC (and does know soccer but had never coached before) got talked into letting her come in for an advisory role to teach this magical formation (the 5 guys loved it because it let them play shitty soccer that they thought was good...and the bitch was always making up bullshite to tell them how amazing they are). "Send it" was her favorite phrase.

TL;DR: I know this shittastic formation. I don't want to. I hope the lady I know who uses it gets curb-stomped.
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
40307 posts
Posted on 7/9/15 at 7:50 pm to
What did I just read man
Posted by bbap
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2006
97289 posts
Posted on 7/9/15 at 7:59 pm to
Quick question..are you retarded?
Posted by DoreonthePlains
Auburn, AL
Member since Nov 2013
7436 posts
Posted on 7/9/15 at 8:02 pm to
Sorry, that was a stream of consciousness fueled by rage. It really should be ignored, but I'll leave it for future enjoyment.

quote:

Quick question..are you retarded?



Why do you read that and think I'm retarded?
Posted by bbap
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2006
97289 posts
Posted on 7/9/15 at 8:04 pm to
Maybe I'm missing something. I thought someone made a joke about Cubans on a raft and you went into a real story about high school formations.
Posted by DoreonthePlains
Auburn, AL
Member since Nov 2013
7436 posts
Posted on 7/9/15 at 8:06 pm to
The missing link is that the jokingly diagrammed "raft formation" actually matched a formation that someone attempted to use in high school soccer. Sorry if that got lost in my anger.
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