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re: Wow looks like creepy porn lawyer was abusing this hottie

Posted on 11/20/18 at 6:04 am to
Posted by Stingray
Shreveport
Member since Sep 2007
12447 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 6:04 am to
She hot enough to throw away your career.
Doesn't matter, had sex.
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
26702 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 6:13 am to
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 6:16 am to
She looks Russian.
Posted by Sunbeam
Member since Dec 2016
2612 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 6:27 am to
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There are countless types of great butts. Learn to appreciate them all, grasshopper.



Eh, I dunno.

Thanks to Youtube I clicked on a video once where a "pro" female impersonator gave his tips on how to spot a female impersonator.

This woman hits two of his metrics, both related to shoulder width:

1) Women typically have shoulder width equal to "two" heads. Men have shoulder width of around three.

2) The widest part of her hips is narrower than her shoulders.

Laugh, mock all you want.

But trust me, the guy in the video had all kinds of footage of female impersonators, and some of them looked just as nice as this person.

Just saying, this is Cali, and it's a new age, they're all figs and trannies. Want a DNA test first from these types.

Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
62079 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 6:31 am to
She has really bad taste in men.
Posted by Crimson Wraith
Member since Jan 2014
30094 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 6:32 am to
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
476737 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 6:35 am to
remember when there was a big "LULZ HAHA" because his wife denied he hit her?

can't wait to watch conspiracy theories about being "set up" unfold
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
43871 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 6:37 am to
quote:

bald

You think most women give a frick about hair?

Then you're a dumbass. Bald is beautiful baby.
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If you ever wondered how easy it is to get hot poon as a famous actor/musician/athlete just think, this hot arse chick banged a creepy porn lawyer, ambulance chasing scumbag, simply because he has a moderate level of fame.

fify

It's all about money and personality slick. Make'em laugh, buy'em things, enjoy life. Afford them security and stability and be confident and loving and you'll score big. Hair doesn't do Jack doodley squat for you in the long run.
Posted by PhDoogan
Member since Sep 2018
14977 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 6:38 am to
She's just into guys that can shred:



(last known video of CPL smiling, colorized, 1978)
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
62079 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 6:38 am to
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You think most women give a frick about hair?


Yes, definitely.
Even most bald men, if they were honest with themselves would prefer to have hair if they could.
This post was edited on 11/20/18 at 6:58 am
Posted by Little Trump
Florida
Member since Nov 2017
5817 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 6:41 am to
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by Revelator
She has really bad taste in men.



She’s paid well

“She” is payment to creepy lawyer for his services
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
167453 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 7:10 am to
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
167453 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 7:13 am to
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
167453 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 7:14 am to
has anyone on the OT said she needs a sammich yet?
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31529 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 7:15 am to
Damn
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31529 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 7:17 am to
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but a slightly better arse



What? No.
Posted by sec13rowBBseat28
St George, LA
Member since Aug 2006
15790 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 7:25 am to
The girl is absolutely beautiful in that picture.
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
43871 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 7:28 am to
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Yes, definitely.
Even most bald men, if they were honest with themselves would prefer to have hair if they could.

What! lulz

What a cuckish statement. You've been watching too many Hair Club for Men commercials.

And you most certainly do not speak for most bald men.

You need to check your own honesty scale slick.

Are there some insecure bald beta cucks out there? Yeah, sure there are. But most bald men wear it proudly.

If you base your worth on your hair then you're a pathetic little frick.

Baldness is the result of an overproudction of the make hormone testosterone. You obviously have no clue what testosterone is all about and you definitely do not understand the alpha male mentality.

OP should have left "bald" out of his pejorative take of creepy porn lawyer.

How about the fact that most serial killers and rapists and pedo pervs have full heads of hair? Not cool huh? I agree. Bald has nothing to do with creepy porn lawyer. He's just a flat out women beating asshat scumbag.

Posted by tigeralum06
Member since Oct 2007
2918 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 7:31 am to
Haha you seem very insecure about your Mr. Clean head.
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
15277 posts
Posted on 11/20/18 at 7:34 am to
Man you are really defensive about your chrome dome.
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