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re: Why can't I claim my dog as a dependent on my taxes?
Posted on 2/2/23 at 6:26 pm to BigTigerJoe
Posted on 2/2/23 at 6:26 pm to BigTigerJoe
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You could always marry your dog like in ancient Rome.
I will talk to my wife about that, but she's Catholic and not Mormon.
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Posted on 2/2/23 at 6:31 pm to auggie
You could set up an Instagram page for the dog and deduct the food as an expense
Posted on 2/2/23 at 6:34 pm to auggie
Get rid of it? It’s a dog.
Posted on 2/2/23 at 6:45 pm to DavidTheGnome
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DavidTheGnome
I would rather get rid of you. You're a waste of Oxygen. At least my dog kills some varmints and is entertaining.. you have no redeeming qualities.
Posted on 2/2/23 at 6:51 pm to cmayes56
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But the good news? Go buy yourself an airplane.., it’s deductible
Yeah, It's a good thing I have a couple of them.
( not really, but my friend does, and that's the next best thing.)
This post was edited on 2/2/23 at 6:55 pm
Posted on 2/2/23 at 6:58 pm to auggie
Check out the tax filing experts that inhabit Walmart this time of year. They are great at identifying child tax credits for kids south of the border. Call your dog Ralph or Sally for 2500 bucks credit
Posted on 2/2/23 at 6:58 pm to auggie
quote:Can you still claim kids on your taxes?
Why can't I claim my dog as a dependent on my taxes?
Posted on 2/2/23 at 7:00 pm to TDHELPCENTER
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Will your dog pay taxes at some point in the future?
If democrats stay in charge, probably so.
Posted on 2/2/23 at 7:02 pm to auggie
What if your wife were to claim she was a dog? Would one lose a dependent on their tax return?
Posted on 2/2/23 at 7:05 pm to Timeoday
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What if your wife were to claim she was a dog? Would one lose a dependent on their tax return?
Well this went off the rails.. BRB..
Posted on 2/2/23 at 7:12 pm to auggie
Why can't we claim welfare recipients as dependents?
Posted on 2/2/23 at 7:18 pm to auggie
These kinds of deductions were always carrots. The US had a compelling national interest to promote rapidly increasing population.
If they cared about more dogs they'd create a new carrot.
If they cared about more dogs they'd create a new carrot.
Posted on 2/2/23 at 7:25 pm to auggie
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Have you seen the price of food and bacon treats lately?
I should be able to claim my 25 year old daughter, she still identifies as an 18 year old.
Posted on 2/2/23 at 8:07 pm to auggie
Well you actually can as long as your dog has a SSN.
Just kidding, that hasn’t mattered for a very long time if you’re on the provider side of our society.
You a fricking loser half arse working leach on society? Just do it, you’ll never get questioned
Just kidding, that hasn’t mattered for a very long time if you’re on the provider side of our society.
You a fricking loser half arse working leach on society? Just do it, you’ll never get questioned
Posted on 2/2/23 at 8:10 pm to auggie
Cat food is expensive too. My new kitten begged for some bacon at breakfast this morning. At least it is cheaper than an egg.
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