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re: US Scours World For Egg Supplies After Biden's "Insane Slaughter Of 150 Million Chickens"

Posted on 3/7/25 at 3:36 pm to
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
52597 posts
Posted on 3/7/25 at 3:36 pm to
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People are running around like a chicken with their head cut off

ISWYDT
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
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Posted on 3/7/25 at 3:36 pm to
Google says 18-22 weeks.

I’ll do my part!
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
23228 posts
Posted on 3/7/25 at 3:36 pm to
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Oh FFS. How long does it take a hen to start laying eggs? Fine, I won’t eat any eggs for that long. No big deal. Can’t we all do that?

It’s a political issue now because high egg prices can be blamed on Orange Hitler.

BTW every new hen that hatches is one less egg to eat. So building back up the 150 million chickens will take 150 million eggs out of stores.
This post was edited on 3/7/25 at 3:38 pm
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 3/7/25 at 3:37 pm to
You can get pancake and waffle mix without eggs.
Posted by Feelthebarn
Lower Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
3615 posts
Posted on 3/7/25 at 3:37 pm to
Eggs are still a relatively cheap source of protein. My family uses about a dozen every 2 or 3 weeks. I absolutely deaf if they're 10 bux
Posted by El Segundo Guy
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Posted on 3/7/25 at 3:38 pm to
Every week and old auctioneer i know has a chicken auction. I can't remember if it's Tuesday or Thursday.

Anyway, they sell the normal auction type stuff but also auction off chickens, goats, guineas, you name it. They don't stop until it's all sold. Sometimes like 2 am.

You baws need to find you a good chicken auction like we have here.

I just looked his chicken auction schedule up. First and third Tuesdays of the month. The old man must be slowing down. Hell, I think he has 5 teeth in his whole mouth.
This post was edited on 3/7/25 at 3:43 pm
Posted by back9Tiger
Island Coconut Salesman
Member since Nov 2005
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Posted on 3/7/25 at 3:40 pm to
Where is Roger the Shrub and Tex Aggie telling us Biden and Harris did nothing wrong and that Trump is to blame?
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
7606 posts
Posted on 3/7/25 at 3:42 pm to
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Every week and old auctioneer i know has a chicken auction. I can't remember if it's Tuesday or Thursday. Anyway, they sell the normal auction type stuff but also auction off chickens, goats, guineas, you name it. They don't stop until it's all sold. Sometimes like 2 am.


Is there a bar?
Posted by El Segundo Guy
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Posted on 3/7/25 at 3:44 pm to
No but plenty of flasks and coolers. John Teel chicken auction. He's a great old man and has plenty of chickens to sell.

Come on up and get you some egg layers.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 3/7/25 at 3:48 pm to
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BTW every new hen that hatches is one less egg to eat. So building back up the 150 million chickens will take 150 million eggs out of stores.


In 2023 the USA produced 94.2 Billion table eggs. 150 million less is about 1.6% of the supply.

The Horror!! It’s Eggmargedon!
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
7606 posts
Posted on 3/7/25 at 3:50 pm to
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No but plenty of flasks and coolers. John Teel chicken auction. He's a great old man and has plenty of chickens to sell. Come on up and get you some egg layers.


Sounds like a cool place to hang out and shoot the shite. Sorry, Missouri is a little too far for a chicken auction.
Posted by riverdiver
Summerville SC
Member since May 2022
2696 posts
Posted on 3/7/25 at 3:51 pm to
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Oh FFS. How long does it take a hen to start laying eggs? Fine, I won’t eat any eggs for that long. No big deal. Can’t we all do that?


I normally eat 3-4 XL eggs daily. The Harris Teeter a couple of miles from my house has been out of XL’s.

Instead, I get Jumbo eggs, eat 2-3 of those daily. Just got 2 dozen last night. 1 dozen Jumbo eggs set me back $4.99.

That makes my 3 egg breakfast $1.26, not counting a pinch of shredded cheese that might cost .20 cents.

Would it be nice if they were cheaper? Sure. The price will drop as soon as more egg laying chickens are raised and ready.

People are outraged that eggs cost .42 cents each, yet they’re silent over our taxpayers giving $6 million to boost tourism in Egypt, $29 million to strengthen the political landscape in Bangladesh, or $47 million for improving learning outcomes in Asia.

It’s truly bizarre.
Posted by Diego Ricardo
Alabama
Member since Dec 2020
11752 posts
Posted on 3/7/25 at 3:51 pm to
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US Scours World For Egg Supplies After Biden's "Insane Slaughter Of 150 Million Chickens"



Okay, so we're going to act like a longstanding practice for livestock outbreak prevention is something Biden schemed up so Trump could look bad in 2025?

Got it.
Posted by FLTech
Member since Sep 2017
25355 posts
Posted on 3/7/25 at 3:52 pm to
It’s just a thing for the libs to accuse trump about
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
7606 posts
Posted on 3/7/25 at 3:52 pm to
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Hell, I think he has 5 teeth in his whole mouth.


That’s why he likes eggs. Easier to eat with just 5 teeth.
Posted by ArkBengal
Benton, AR
Member since Aug 2004
2161 posts
Posted on 3/7/25 at 3:59 pm to
150 million chickens lost is not the same as 150 million eggs lost in a year. Chickens lay considerably more than one egg per year
This post was edited on 3/7/25 at 4:03 pm
Posted by winkchance
St. George, LA
Member since Jul 2016
6175 posts
Posted on 3/7/25 at 4:01 pm to
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Can’t you just have a waffle and bacon at Waffle House


^^^Public school.
Posted by WWII Collector
Member since Oct 2018
8625 posts
Posted on 3/7/25 at 4:02 pm to
Make em wear masks.. social distance and the flatten the curve...

Whiney assed chickens
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
7606 posts
Posted on 3/7/25 at 4:02 pm to
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150 million chickens lost is not the same as 150 million eggs lost in a year.


Right. Takes 18-22 weeks. We already covered this.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
7606 posts
Posted on 3/7/25 at 4:03 pm to
You can make waffles without eggs.
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