Trump destroys Stormy.......again

She ended up PAYING TRUMPS LEGAL FEES

Remember those Toddy threads about how a "porn star is about to destroy Trump" or "Stormy on with the ladies of the View"

she is dumbass, but i think we can all agree that this is true:

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She called politics “a much dirtier job than [mine].”

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ROXANNE: Look at you, you handsome poolboy. I'm just a lonely housewife with DD breasts.

DIRK: Ma'am, please. I'm trying to clean the pool.

Genius!

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Have you signed with an agent yet? That's gripping dialogue

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Back in the day women read porn novels. There was always a naked Indian embracing Scarlet O'Hara on the cover. My college buddy (a philosophy major) did some research and explained that the key was alliteration.
'He plunged his pulsating pubis into her quivering quim.'
He also explained how there had to be food references.
"She had milky white thighs and champagne glass breasts."
The guy was a genius. He's a lawyer in New Orleans now.

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Trump destroys Stormy.......again

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Stormy was never that much of a porn actress. She seemed so plastic and not really into it in so many of her scenes. She just thought that being blonde and having big boobs was enough. Compared to her peers like Sasha Grey, Bree Olson, Lisa Ann, and Julia Ann she just never really had the energy and willingness to take it to the next level.

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Porn films have a plot?

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Listen, I need a story behind a scene. I need to know how and why that woman ended up with that guy and another woman and a midget. And where did they get that donkey

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Stormy was never that much of a porn actress. She seemed so plastic and not really into it in so many of her scenes. She just thought that being blonde and having big boobs was enough. Compared to her peers like Sasha Grey, Bree Olson, Lisa Ann, and Julia Ann she just never really had the energy and willingness to take it to the next level.

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This post just confirms SO many things I already expected about you.