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Tranny gets new vagina made from fish skin

Posted on 5/20/19 at 12:21 pm
Posted by Carl Kolchak
Chicago
Member since Jan 2019
254 posts
Posted on 5/20/19 at 12:21 pm
NY Post

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A trans woman had a vagina constructed using the skin of a tilapia fish after her genitals began to shrink and close up following botched surgery.

According to surgeons, Maju, 35, has the chance of a “proper sex life” and a boost of confidence thanks to the sea creature’s skin.

The highly complex procedure, called neovaginoplasty, used a tubular-shaped acrylic mold wrapped with the skin of the freshwater fish in the form of a biological prosthesis to rebuild and extend the vaginal canal in a three-hour operation on April 23.

The process involved inserting two separate molds to create the new vagina. The first device, mounted with the marine membrane, was incorporated inside the vagina over a period of six days.


Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20376 posts
Posted on 5/20/19 at 12:22 pm to
Well, at least it will smell right.
Posted by BamaFan89
T-Town
Member since Dec 2009
19297 posts
Posted on 5/20/19 at 12:23 pm to
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Well, at least it will smell right.


Wooo....good morning, ladies
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
118760 posts
Posted on 5/20/19 at 12:24 pm to
Posted by fjlee90
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2016
7835 posts
Posted on 5/20/19 at 12:25 pm to
Finally. Something ribbed for his pleasure.
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 5/20/19 at 12:26 pm to
Tilabia is one of my favorite fishes.
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
9517 posts
Posted on 5/20/19 at 12:27 pm to
Oh god... is it really worth it??
Posted by Walkthedawg
Dawg Pound
Member since Oct 2012
11466 posts
Posted on 5/20/19 at 12:27 pm to
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Well, at least it will smell right.


We all thought it

Wait, I mean, that's so sexist

Posted by KCT
Psalm 23:5
Member since Feb 2010
38911 posts
Posted on 5/20/19 at 12:28 pm to
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vagina made from fish skin


That explains a lot.
Posted by Nguyener
Kame House
Member since Mar 2013
20603 posts
Posted on 5/20/19 at 12:28 pm to
Literally we have gone from satire to full blown prophecy:

Idiocracy Intro

quote:

As the 21 st century began, human evolution was at a turning point.

Natural selection, the process by which the strongest, the smartest,the fastest, reproduced in greater numbers than the rest: a process which had once favored the noblest traits of man, now began to favor different traits.

Most science fiction of the day predicted a future that was more civilized and more intelligent. But as time went on, things seemed to be heading in the opposite direction. A dumbing down.

How did this happen?

Evolution does not necessarily reward intelligence. With no natural predators to thin the herd, it began to simply reward those who reproduced the most. And left the intelligent to become an endangered species.


Posted by The Maj
Member since Sep 2016
27117 posts
Posted on 5/20/19 at 12:29 pm to
You know, somewhere, some government grant money was utilized to come up with this shite... Imagine if we threw all of this effort behind, I don't know, curing cancer or something...
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
19357 posts
Posted on 5/20/19 at 12:30 pm to
The jokes write themselves here.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
146700 posts
Posted on 5/20/19 at 12:31 pm to
She/he/it will never know if the fishy smell needs antibiotics or not.
Posted by RolltidePA
North Carolina
Member since Dec 2010
3480 posts
Posted on 5/20/19 at 12:33 pm to
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You know, somewhere, some government grant money was utilized to come up with this shite... Imagine if we threw all of this effort behind, I don't know, curing cancer or something...


Using fish skin was developed as part of research done for burn victims. The fish skin allows for regenerating skin without severe scar tissue forming. There is a lot of positive progress being made with the practice. This crap really delegitimizes a lot of the hard work and research that people put into a cure for a real hardship.

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This post was edited on 5/20/19 at 12:35 pm
Posted by 225bred
COYS
Member since Jun 2011
20386 posts
Posted on 5/20/19 at 12:36 pm to
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Tranny gets new vagina made from fish skin



Everyday we stray further from God.
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
Top secret lab
Member since Feb 2004
52833 posts
Posted on 5/20/19 at 12:41 pm to
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.

Make a man a vagina from a fish and he will frick forever.
Posted by Boatshoes
Member since Dec 2017
6775 posts
Posted on 5/20/19 at 12:53 pm to
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stray


Stray? Heck we're not even slouching towards gomorrah anymore. We're heading there at a dead run.
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 5/20/19 at 12:54 pm to
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Tranny gets new vagina made from fish skin

Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
27481 posts
Posted on 5/20/19 at 12:55 pm to
Dude , you don't even need to dream up this shite, they are beating us to it....fish skin.....trannies.....new va gi-gi which is really just for show.

note to trans women....Guess what? You are still a guy with make up on who has trouble walking in high heels.

You were not born a woman, you were not born with mammary glands (breasts) You don't have uterus or ovaries and you cannot , no mater how hard you try, menstruate....at least properly...in the agreed upon biological sense.
Posted by Walkthedawg
Dawg Pound
Member since Oct 2012
11466 posts
Posted on 5/20/19 at 12:57 pm to
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Make a man a vagina from a fish and he will frick forever.


Snapping clam? No thanks
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