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re: This isn’t a great look for the pentagon. They appear to claim Mormons aren’t Christians

Posted on 7/19/26 at 7:49 pm to
Posted by Deadmanshand
Member since Jun 2026
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Posted on 7/19/26 at 7:49 pm to
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Its a cult


So is the Roman Catholic Church... A child-molesting cult with a monarch.
Posted by Squirrelmeister
Member since Nov 2021
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Posted on 7/19/26 at 8:28 pm to
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There are definitely Christians like that

This site is filled with them. Hey I’m glad you watched that video. Thanks

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I think more Christians should watch things like that- to get a better understanding of the atheist position, and to guard themselves against this type of behavior.

Complete whackadoodles like Foo, Narax, somethingdifferent, etc. simply can’t process the atheist position that is a genuine disbelief in their deity or deities.

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But do you really think that you are like that atheist? And that I am like that Christian?

I’m not like that. I know better than to come “out” as an atheist to a Christian. Absolutely nothing good can come of it. They simply can’t handle it. It makes them angry and sets off their amygdala. They become irrational and hateful. It’s much easier to just go along with the delusion externally. I’ve had Christians state out loud that “we” should kill all atheists that otherwise were kind people.

I don’t think you are like the Christian in the video.

I didn’t send you the link with the intention of linking you to that Christian - more to the likes of the completely irrational ones like Foo who can’t feel their own hypocrisy when it bites them in the arse.

Earlier in the Moby Dick meme I thought you intended Moby Dick to be Foo before I realized you meant the analogy to be Moby Dick was God.


Posted by Prodigal Son
Member since May 2023
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Posted on 7/19/26 at 9:38 pm to
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quote: There are definitely Christians like that This site is filled with them. Hey I’m glad you watched that video. Thanks

There are bad (insert your favorite team here) fans. That doesn’t stop you from supporting (insert your favorite team name here). Why should Christianity be any different? I’m willing to watch or read most of what you send me (time provided). But, IMO, it always comes back to one thing- desire. It doesn’t matter what shade of lipstick you put on that pig- it’s still a pig. I keep hoping that there’s something new- something that hasn’t already been followed to logical and philosophical conclusions countless times over the past 2000 years. But it’s not. The streets don’t change; but maybe the names (GnR). There really and truly is nothing new under the sun (Solomon)

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Complete whackadoodles like Foo, Narax, somethingdifferent

Let me put this in a way that I know you will appreciate and instinctively recognize. Human interactions are like chemical equations. You and I react much more favorably (or at least seemingly less disastrously) than you and the aforementioned. You know this (so do they- love you bros). Why do you keep doing this? They/I have a legitimate excuse- we are retarded for Jesus. You are constantly attacking Him. You don’ have a good reason. You’re just retarded for no reason at all.

While I would agree that the incessant arguing without listening plagues us all, a truly unbiased and independent observer would have to concede that the theist is “justified” in this insanity, whereas the atheist is not. You’re literally arguing for nothing. Think about that. We’re legit retarded. You’re LARPing as a retard. Willingly. Devoting this much (a lot)?of yourself to debunking Dungeons and Dragons- by LARPing.

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quote: But do you really think that you are like that atheist? And that I am like that Christian? I’m not like that. I know better than to come “out” as an atheist to a Christian

Ummm, that’s not what I meant. Do you see how passive he was? And how aggressive you are? You’re actually more like the strawman Christian than you are the atheist in this cartoon.

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Absolutely nothing good can come of it

Depends. It’s a chemical reaction- remember? If you really want to test yourself- stop engaging in experiments that you know will fail. Are you just trying to stay busy? Or are you actually looking for the truth?

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It makes them angry and sets off their amygdala. They become irrational and hateful. It’s much easier to just go along with the delusion externally. I’ve had Christians state out loud that “we” should kill all atheists that otherwise were kind people.

And? If all I ha d ever seen was U7 coed basketball- I probably wouldn’t care who Michael Jordan was. Would that be a Michael Jordan problem- or a me problem? Why is Christianity different?

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I don’t think you are like the Christian in the video

I appreciate that. I try not to be that guy. I’m not always successful. I just see you a little differently. I’m not threatened by your aggressive stance. I welcome it.

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Earlier in the Moby Dick meme I thought you intended Moby Dick to be Foo before I realized you meant the analogy to be Moby Dick was God

That should tell you something about yourself.it cracks me up how much alike you and Foo are. Y’all are a theistic laurel and harty. You’re both such staunch rigid fundamentalists!
Posted by Squirrelmeister
Member since Nov 2021
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Posted on 7/19/26 at 11:59 pm to
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The streets don’t change; but maybe the names (GnR). There really and truly is nothing new under the sun (Solomon)

Only one of those quotes is attributed to a real historical people/person.


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They/I have a legitimate excuse- we are retarded for Jesus



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You are constantly attacking Him. You don’ have a good reason. You’re just retarded for no reason at all.

I like to spread my evangelical atheism so that more people will reject God so that they won’t be saved.

I have a good reason for real. Just like all of you I’m on this site to see what other people think about stuff and to spread my own thoughts, opinions, and facts. Like these little known facts - Solomon was named for a west Semitic deity of the sun, and shares a namesake with king Absalom (“Shalmon is my father”) and the Assyrian king Shalmonessar.

I think other people would benefit from the knowledge I’ve picked up and I think the world would be a better place without religious crutches. People like Foo think people deserve eternal conscious torment for not believing the exact same thing as he does about an unverifiable invisible man. He thinks it is good that the Israelites murdered innocent women and children and genocided whole people groups. He might actually be a good, moral person if his dogmas didn’t cloud his judgement. Without God, there is no atrocity that can’t be justified. Have you read Mein Kampf?

I’m just like you. I’m on this site for entertainment, to learn new things, and to share knowledge. It’s entertaining and sometimes challenging.

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You’re literally arguing for nothing. Think about that. We’re legit retarded. You’re LARPing as a retard. Willingly. Devoting this much (a lot)?of yourself to debunking Dungeons and Dragons- by LARPing.

I don’t see it that way.

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Do you see how passive he was? And how aggressive you are? You’re actually more like the strawman Christian than you are the atheist in this cartoon.

I’m pretty laid back until I see people attempt to justify the mass slaughter of babies while telling my I deserve to burn forever in hell while also telling me I am a liar - that I really do believe in Jesus but just want to sin and reject him. I feel like I respond in kind. If my “opponent” is condescending and aggressive, I’ll return the favor. In Matthew 7:12, “Jesus” tells his followers to treat others the way they want to be treated.


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I appreciate that. I try not to be that guy. I’m not always successful. I just see you a little differently. I’m not threatened by your aggressive stance. I welcome it.

I don’t think I’m that aggressive towards you or other Christians like Champagne who aren’t aggressive themselves. I simply respond like in kind. Key word “respond”. I can only respond on religious topics. If I were to create a thread the way the Christians on this site do every day, I’d get banned again.

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That should tell you something about yourself.it cracks me up how much alike you and Foo are. Y’all are a theistic laurel and harty. You’re both such staunch rigid fundamentalists!

Hey I’ve explained to you I don’t have a dogma. I’m open-minded and capable of critical thought. The opposite of fundamentalism.
Posted by LSURep864
Moscow, Idaho
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 7/20/26 at 5:22 am to
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I have a good reason for real. Just like all of you I’m on this site to see what other people think about stuff and to spread my own thoughts, opinions, and facts. Like these little known facts - Solomon was named for a west Semitic deity of the sun, and shares a namesake with king Absalom (“Shalmon is my father”) and the Assyrian king Shalmonessar.


Shalim wasn't a sun god, he was a Ugaritic god of dusk, so the "little known fact" starts wrong.

More importantly, sh-l-m is one of the most common roots in Semitic languages: peace, wholeness, completion. Solomon comes straight from shalom, and the Bible itself makes the point: David the man of war, Solomon the king of peace. Absalom is "my father is peace." No deity required, any more than an Arab named Salim is honoring a god.

Shalmaneser is an Assyrian name built on their god Shulmanu. That tells you about Assyria, not Israel.

The only part with real scholarly support is Jerusalem possibly meaning "foundation of Shalim" pre-Israel. Cities keep old names. Nobody thinks people in Los Angeles worship angels.

In the end you've got one debated city etymology stretched to cover Solomon. Mainstream critical scholars don't read Solomon's name as theophoric. J. J. Stamm's classic study took Shlomo as "his replacement," a name for the child born after Bathsheba's first son died, and commentators like Mordechai Cogan and Marvin Sweeney work with either that or the plain shalom derivation. The Shalim reading has been floated, but it remains a minority view.


If you are going to portray yourself as the open minded, well read atheist guy who has done the research dumb Christian’s haven’t. Please at least frame your arguments honestly. Something like

“Mainstream scholars don’t agree with me but I find one of the minority views of scholars on Solomon to be compelling.”

Otherwise you just come across as some guy who watched some pop pseudo scholarship video on YouTube.
Posted by Squirrelmeister
Member since Nov 2021
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Posted on 7/20/26 at 8:26 am to
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Shalim wasn't a sun god, he was a Ugaritic god of dusk, so the "little known fact" starts wrong.

While Shalim was the Ugaritic god of dusk, he was also a southern Canaanite god and Assyrian god. Shalim was in fact a sun god who helped another sun god Shemesh (Shapash in Ugaritic) who actually carried the sun across the sky. Shalim helped Shemesh get the glowing red (Hebrews considered the color of the sun to be red) sun orb from the sky, across the western horizon through a gate, so that the sun could go under the earth to pop up through the eastern horizon the next day (think biblical flat earth cosmology). So my little known fact isn’t wrong, I just didn’t explain it and you didn’t know.

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More importantly, sh-l-m is one of the most common roots in Semitic languages: peace, wholeness, completion. Solomon comes straight from shalom

You are presupposing Solomon came from shalom. The scholarship I’ve read is convincing to me that the concept of peace and completion came from the deity, not the other way around. All tonight the west Semitic cultures, the sunset god and the concept of peace and completion are derived from consonants S-L-M.

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and the Bible itself makes the point: David the man of war, Solomon the king of peace.

Right, and we can be sure the Bible is authoritative on things like that because the Bible does not contain any Jewish apologetics.

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Absalom is "my father is peace." No deity required

Have you ever read Deuteronomy 32:8-9? Are you familiar with the concept of the kings of the world (in ancient times) being the embodiment of the patron deity of their land/culture? Remember in fifth grade when we learned how Egyptians believed the Pharoah to be a god? In ancient Mesopotamian and Egyptian cultures, the king was the embodiment of their chief god in some form. Either their god incarnate or a son of their god normally. Rameses and Tuthmoses were the sons of Ra and Tuth respectively. Shalmanessar was the embodiment of Shalim. So was Solomon. And AbSalom “Shalim is my father”. Yahwistic rulers had Yahweh in their name too - Josiah, Hezekiah, etc. (“yah” suffixes). Other rulers like Nebuchadnezzar had theophoric names for Nebu, another god that the Canaanites and later Israelites also worshipped. The Canaanites worshipped the same deity - in fact Moses was standing atop Mount Nebo when he viewed the promised land from the east side of the Jordan. It was far more than common, it was normal, expected, and pretty much required for a king to have a theophoric name, and that name gave him legitimacy to the people. Saul and David are outliers, but most secular scholars don’t think those were historical people and were ginned up later.

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Shalmaneser is an Assyrian name built on their god Shulmanu. That tells you about Assyria, not Israel.

Shalmaneser and Solomon are west Semitic cognates. The relationship is stronger than you realize.

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The only part with real scholarly support is Jerusalem possibly meaning "foundation of Shalim" pre-Israel. Cities keep old names.

Very good, but it’s stronger than that. If you strip out the dogmatic/confessional scholars and look at the unbiased secular scholars, it’s much stronger than “possibly”.

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Mainstream critical scholars don't read Solomon's name as theophoric. J. J. Stamm's classic study took Shlomo as "his replacement,"

That is one legit scholar. JJ Stamm connects Solomon with Shalom - “peace” instead of Shalim. Those words are identical though. S-L-M. No vowels. Other scholars make compelling cases for “peace” to be derived from the deity.

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a name for the child born after Bathsheba's first son died

Well that is mythology, not history

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The Shalim reading has been floated, but it remains a minority view.

Fair enough, and I’m glad you acknowledged that point. However let’s discuss your “minority view”. The Shalim source becomes stronger once you strip out dogmatic confessional scholars, which are the majority of scholars. Look at the unbiased secular scholars to see what they have to say.

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If you are going to portray yourself as the open minded, well read atheist guy who has done the research dumb Christian’s haven’t. Please at least frame your arguments honestly. Something like “Mainstream scholars don’t agree with me but I find one of the minority views of scholars on Solomon to be compelling.”

That’s too much work. But… if the theists on here will make arguments like “science has shown this idea to be false and non-historical, but I find this idea of this dogmatic apologist to be convincing…” then I’ll consider beating around the bush more.

In the end there are no hard historical facts. Historians can only point to the most likely thing being historical based on supporting evidence. So for me, Solomon being a theophoric name of the Canaanite deity Shalim is a fact - it’s as factual as it can be. Is it technically possible Solomon’s name could be derived from “peace”? Sure. But it’s extremely unlikely. Powerful kings evoked the name and power of a deity in those ancient times. Solomon may not even be a historical figure, but he probably was a Canaanite king from Jerusalem - foundation of Shalim.

For a parallel - research the Assyrian city Assur. Assur was the capital city and contained the temple to Assur. Kings were named after the deity, such as Assurnasirpal and Assuruballit. So there is established prior probability in the region for a capital city to be named for a deity and for the king in that city to have a theophoric name for that deity.
Posted by wackatimesthree
Member since Oct 2019
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Posted on 7/20/26 at 9:00 am to
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I'm getting rather impatient in having to respond to you about this time and time again


I don't care what your feelings are about me repeatedly showing that you are ignoring a direct command from Jesus.

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he is a liar and deceiver like his father, Satan, and he presents enough truth with his lies to make it difficult for many young and immature believers to know what to make of it


Yeah. Exactly. That's the point. With you constantly engaging him he has a chance to spread those lies. If you'd shut up (it wouldn't just be you, everyone would have to stop), he wouldn't be spreading lies here.

The problem is that you apparently have a Super-Christian complex and think it's up to YOU to set everyone straight. You'd be far more valuable for the kingdom if you'd just stop providing him with opportunities to lie rather than platforming him and then trying to argue with him—thus the DIRECT command of Jesus.

But then you wouldn't get to be the hero, would you?

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He's going to continue to respond with the same things over and over again, no matter if anyone responds to him or not.


I'll bet you any amount of money you'd like that if everyone stopped engaging him, he would stop coming here. But there's only one way to find out who is right about that.

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For the thousandth time, it's not a violation of Jesus' teaching.


Says you. I say it is.

You're not Jesus speaking to the Pharisees, and the context is not the same. The Pharisees sought Jesus out publicly and questioned Him and argued with Him and tried to disrupt His teaching to the people.

He isn't seeking you out; you're seeking him out.

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This is a public forum where his garbage is read by dozens if not hundreds or thousands of people (I don't know the site statistics, but it's clearly a popular forum).


Yeah, again, that's the point.
Posted by FooManChoo
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 7/20/26 at 9:49 am to
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You did.
Nope. I explained this. I referred to church history due to the broad acceptance within the Church to show just how fundamental and how ubiquitous the doctrine is to orthodox Christianity. It wasn't an appeal to tradition over Scripture. I'm just not going to waste my breath defending the Trinity in a debate with you.

If you want something to read, try this. I'm not going to type everything out, myself, because you don't really care anyway: Defending the Trinity

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Curious to see if you can show us an unedited example of your post where you’ve ever once admitted someone else was right.
All I can say is that it's happened several times over the years. I'm not searching through over 40,000 posts to find some examples for you, though. If you want to fact check me, go do the work yourself.

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Marcionism was the most popular and widely spread form of Christianity in the second century. They didn’t even believe the Jewish god was Jesus’ father. Face it, the only reason you believe what you believe is the Roman Catholic authority enforced by the Roman Empire.
Marcion was excommunicated as a heretic for his teaching almost immediately after he started teaching. The Church knew what was what early on.

Your claim is an exaggeration that the evidence doesn't actually support. Marcionism was certainly the most popular rival to biblical Christianity, but the evidence doesn't suggest it was the "most popular and widely spread form of Christianity".

As usual, you sprinkle in some truth with your lies to sound more credible. Satan does the same thing.

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Paul constantly uses metaphor and talks of gentiles being the seed of Abraham and even of Jesus being the son of Hagar but when he was resurrected became the seed of Sarah. Paul never mentioned Mary, because he did not know of that tale because it hadn’t been ginned up yet. Paul uses metaphorical language about so and so being the seed of such and such. You want to argue his meaning is literal when it fits your preconceived biases, and you want to argue it’s metaphorical when it fits. In some cases like being the seed of Abraham and Hagar/Sarah that’s obviously metaphorical. Wouldn’t it have been nice if Paul would have written Jesus was the literal seed of or begotten by Mary? Too bad.
Paul didn't have to mention Mary's name at all, as it really isn't important to what Paul was teaching. What was important was the Jesus was the biological offspring of a woman to show Jesus' human nature.

And no, I'm not picking and choosing literal vs. metaphorical arbitrarily. I'm following historical biblical hermeneutics which interprets the Bible based on its context, just like we do with any book. If "seed" has a range of meaning, you have to read the context to understand how it is being used. What you're doing is ignoring that entirely and interpreting the word based on an already-established conclusion in your mind that Paul was talking about some sort of literal seed in heaven. You are either ignoring the contextual evidence within his writings, or twisting them to try to fit that conclusion you already have. That's why it's nonsensical, because Paul's writings don't actually support what you are claiming.

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Here’s two possible meanings of Paul’s letters.
1. Literal - Jesus’ body was created of the sperm of David (exactly as the myth of the Zoroastrian savior was created).
2. Figurative - Jesus’ body was created of Jewish Messianic substance.

Either way, Paul believed Jesus had a real body made of real Jewish fleshly substance.
Or you an just use the language that I already explained: that Paul was saying Jesus was of Jewish (Abrahamic) biological lineage through a woman (Mary--who he doesn't name specifically). There's no need to use language like "Messianic substance" when he's simply referring to being born with a Jewish human nature.

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He definitely 100% did not mean Jesus literally was born out of a human female vagina, and never mentioned Mary, and always used the word for “made” and never “born”.
And yet you're wrong. I've already shown how your interpretation is incorrect, and Christians from the beginning have understood what Paul was writing about.
Posted by FooManChoo
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 7/20/26 at 11:41 am to
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I don't care what your feelings are about me repeatedly showing that you are ignoring a direct command from Jesus.
I'm merely expressing to you the frustration of being repeatedly called out for something I'm not doing. I am not violating Jesus' command, as I have explained several times.

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Yeah. Exactly. That's the point. With you constantly engaging him he has a chance to spread those lies. If you'd shut up (it wouldn't just be you, everyone would have to stop), he wouldn't be spreading lies here.
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I'll bet you any amount of money you'd like that if everyone stopped engaging him, he would stop coming here. But there's only one way to find out who is right about that.

I've ignored him plenty over the years. He still spreads the same lies over and over again. I'm not just providing a hypothesis, but have seen this in action for a long time. He's been ignored time and time again and he just keeps lobbing those lie bombs.

In addition, it doesn't matter if I ignore him, because someone usually responds to him. It's not likely that he'll just go away. There are too many eyes on this forum, even if no one else responds. He knows he can spread seeds of doubt all day long, and that many Christians don't know any better, so whether they respond or not, the seeds remain.

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The problem is that you apparently have a Super-Christian complex and think it's up to YOU to set everyone straight. You'd be far more valuable for the kingdom if you'd just stop providing him with opportunities to lie rather than platforming him and then trying to argue with him—thus the DIRECT command of Jesus.

But then you wouldn't get to be the hero, would you?
This is an absolutely ungracious accusation. I'm not trying to be a "hero" at all, and certainly don't think I'm the only one who can set him straight. I've stayed out of many conversations that he's contributed to because the others who have been engaging with him have been doing a great job, and an even better job than what I would have done.

The fact of the matter is that most professing Christians on this forum are mostly ignorant about what they believe, or don't have a lot of depth to it, and certainly not a full understanding of why they believe what they believe to the point where they an defend their beliefs to others. That isn't a criticism so much as a statement of fact (or at least what I believe based on observation), but because of that, there are few Christian posters that can adequately respond to SM's lies. Those that do so do a great job at it, but not all of them are willing to engage his lies and defend the Christian faith when he attacks it. No, it's not "up to [me]" to defend Christianity, but I certainly take the charge of being ready to defend the faith seriously and seek to always be ready to do so.

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Says you. I say it is.

You're not Jesus speaking to the Pharisees, and the context is not the same. The Pharisees sought Jesus out publicly and questioned Him and argued with Him and tried to disrupt His teaching to the people.
I'm not Jesus, but as a follower of Jesus, I seek to imitate Him. I'm in a public forum, providing teaching from a Christian/biblical worldview (this teaching is often just in the form of my opinions based on my understanding of the Scriptures), and he seeks me out to disrupt the teaching to the people. He argues with me and other Christians publicly, and seeks to destroy the faith of Christians publicly.

One critical mistake you are making in your interpretation of Jesus' command is that you are not interpreting it within the context of the rest of the Scriptures. You are clearly assuming that Jesus was talking about ALL interactions with hardened unbelievers, and I don't believe that is the biblical pattern.

For example, In Acts 17 and 18, Paul disputed and debated with the Jews regularly/weekly in the synagogue and the marketplace. Those were public places where many others would be witnesses, and yet we know that the Jews by-and-large rejected Paul's teachings and arguments, which he lamented in his epistles.

Likewise for Apollos, who also in Acts 18 disputed with the Jews in public, though we know the Jews were not all rolling over, but were arguing back.

The question is not whether or not SM is hardened and should be ignored in order to obey Christ, but whether or not there is anything fruitful for others to be gained by such interactions. If SM resorts to nothing more than name-calling, I won't respond, but if he's still attempting to make arguments against Christianity, then I may continue to engage him publicly for the good of others who are witnessing it.

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He isn't seeking you out; you're seeking him out.
No, he's seeking me (and others out). Most of my responses follow the same flow: I read this forum and find topics that I would like to respond to. I respond to said topics. SM or someone else responds to me. I respond to them, and so on. Sometimes I'll notice a post that I want to respond to, and I respond to them, but me "seeking out" SM is something I rarely do. If he happens to respond in a thread I'm already following, I may respond to him, especially if someone else isn't already engaging with him, but again, most of the time, he's seeking me (and other Christians) out. I haven't seen a lot of posts of him trying to tear down other religions and worldviews, but he certainly likes to pick on Christianity.
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
39158 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 11:57 am to
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I'm just not going to waste my breath defending the Trinity in a debate with you.
Most learned long ago to avoid debate with this guy. There is not a thing in the world that would cause him to change his stance other than a Revelation to him that you can't give. But you know who can. Turn it loose and he can end up as the tares bundled up and tossed into the fire. You can only pray for him but you would be insulting his intelligence. Sad!
Posted by LSURep864
Moscow, Idaho
Member since Nov 2007
11279 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 3:17 pm to
Still no source for the sun-gate story after two tellings. Which tablet? Give me a KTU number. The only real Shalim text is KTU 1.23, and there's nothing in it about helping Shemesh haul a red orb through a western gate. That gate imagery comes from Mesopotamian Shamash iconography. You've bolted Ugaritic characters onto Babylonian scenery and called it a little known fact.

Your embodiment theory dies on your own examples. You listed Josiah and Hezekiah as parallels. So was Hezekiah Yahweh incarnate? Of course not. A theophoric name honors a god. The king stays a man. Shalmaneser means "Shulmanu is preeminent," which tells you what the Assyrians thought of Shulmanu, same grammar as Hezekiah. And Assyrian kings ruled as vice-regents of Ashur. Divine kingship was an Egyptian thing you're dragging into Mesopotamia and then into Israel.

The etymology runs the wrong direction. Shalamu, be whole or be well, is an ordinary verb in every branch of Semitic, including Akkadian. Saying the whole root came from one dusk god is like saying the English word dawn came from a goddess named Dawn. And if no vowels makes words identical, then Suleiman and Islam are theophoric for Shalim too. You don't believe that, so drop the argument.

Here's the bigger problem. If Shalim had a Jerusalem cult big enough to name the dynasty's greatest king, where is he? The prophets rail against Baal, Asherah, Molech, Chemosh, Tammuz. Never Shalim. Not one Shalim name in the Hebrew inscriptions either. A cult important enough to name Solomon but invisible to every prophet and every ostracon exists only in your post.

Also, "most secular scholars think David was ginned up" is just wrong. After the Tel Dan stele even Finkelstein accepts a historical David. Full denial is the Copenhagen school, an actual fringe. You're doing exactly what you accused me of.

As for "unbiased secular scholars," name one. I gave you Stamm, Cogan, and Sweeney. All three are critical scholars, zero apologists among them, so that dodge won't stick. You've cited nobody. And the whole idea of an unbiased scholar is a fantasy anyway. Everyone brings assumptions to the evidence, religious and secular alike. Dropping religion just swaps one set of priors for another. Which is fine. The only real check on anyone's bias is citations other people can verify. I've given you names you can check. Give me one. And cite the tablet.

Step back and look at your method. One respectable finding, Jerusalem as foundation of Shalim, buried under a stack of speculation: Shalim becomes a sun god, kings become gods, a pan-Semitic root becomes his invention, David becomes fiction. Confidence goes up each layer while evidence goes down. Challenged, you disqualify every scholar who disagrees and promote the result to "as factual as it can be." A young earth creationist runs the same play and you'd laugh at him for it. A fact comes with a source. Two posts in and you still haven't produced one.
This post was edited on 7/20/26 at 3:32 pm
Posted by Squirrelmeister
Member since Nov 2021
3961 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 4:31 pm to
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That gate imagery comes from Mesopotamian Shamash iconography. You've bolted Ugaritic characters onto Babylonian scenery and called it a little known fact.

Maybe so, but it’s all the same shite and same culture and same basic religion.

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So was Hezekiah Yahweh incarnate? Of course not.

Yes, in their old religion before the exile, the Jewish king was the messiah and was the incarnation of Yahweh. Not in reality, but that’s what they believed.

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The etymology runs the wrong direction. Shalamu, be whole or be well, is an ordinary verb in every branch of Semitic, including Akkadian.

The great powerful king Solomon evoked fear in all his enemies, in an age where kingdoms fought each other and it was believed that it was actually gods fighting other gods, Solomon was “king of peace.”

Frankly, I think you are not thinking clearly.

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Here's the bigger problem. If Shalim had a Jerusalem cult big enough to name the dynasty's greatest king, where is he? The prophets rail against Baal, Asherah, Molech, Chemosh, Tammuz. Never Shalim

Bro, have you researched Molech? You should. A molech was a type of sacrifice - a burnt offering of a small child - offered to the patron deity. Israelites offered their children as molech to Yahweh.

Never Shalim? Correct. Know which other one that they never talked trash about? Ahura Mazda. Can you figure out why?

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Also, "most secular scholars think David was ginned up" is just wrong. After the Tel Dan stele even Finkelstein accepts a historical David.

Ah almost forgot about that one. That’s hardly conclusive but it is the best evidence. But “beyt DWD” is the way they named their temples. Beyt El, or Bethel, was a temple to the Canaanite god El. Beth Shemesh … temple to the sun god, etc. so “DWD” could have been a name of a deity. The stories in the bible of David are complete fabrications.

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As for "unbiased secular scholars," name one. I gave you Stamm, Cogan, and Sweeney. All three are critical scholars, zero apologists among them, so that dodge won't stick. You've cited nobody.

What was the subject?

Posted by LSURep864
Moscow, Idaho
Member since Nov 2007
11279 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 5:11 pm to
You just refuted yourself. Your whole argument was that the king embodies the patron deity, so Solomon embodied Shalim. Now you tell me the Judahite king was the incarnation of Yahweh. Pick one. If the Davidic king embodies the dynasty's god, and that god is Yahweh like you just said, then by your own framework Solomon embodies Yahweh and the Shalim theory is dead. You killed it, not me.

The Shalim silence gets worse for you, not better. The biblical writers hated Solomon's religion. 1 Kings 11 indicts him by name for Ashtoreth, Milcom, and Chemosh, and for building a high place for Molech. Writers listing Solomon's foreign gods one by one somehow forgot the god he was named for and embodied? That's silence in the exact spot where the evidence had to show up. And Ahura Mazda proves my point. The prophets ignore him because Persian religion only matters post-exile and Persia was the friendly restorer, Isaiah 45 calls Cyrus God's anointed. Chronology explains that silence. Nothing explains yours. Shalim would have been a local Canaanite god in Jerusalem itself for the entire monarchy, the exact category the prophets attacked hardest.

On the sun-gate story, "maybe so, but it's all the same shite" means there is no tablet. The specific story you told twice exists in no text from either culture. If Ugarit and Babylon were interchangeable you wouldn't have needed to borrow Babylonian scenery in the first place. Also Shapash is a goddess and Shamash is a god, which is the kind of detail "same basic religion" flattens.

Beyt DWD as a temple to a god named DWD is the Copenhagen line from the 90s and the field buried it. Assyrian records call Israel bit-Humri, House of Omri. Was Omri a deity too? House of X means dynasty of X all over the ancient Near East, and the Tel Dan context is a king boasting about killing kings. And notice your own retreat: last post it was "most secular scholars" think David was invented, this post it's "hardly conclusive but the best evidence." That's you conceding the point without saying so.

"What was the subject?" The subject was your claim. You said the Shalim reading gets much stronger once we look at the unbiased secular scholars. Three replies now. Zero names. At this point I'll lower the bar all the way: give me one source for any of it. One tablet, one scholar, one book, one page. Any single claim you've made, your pick. You've written a thousand words of little known facts and cited nothing but your own confidence.
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
13126 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 5:30 pm to
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The stories in the bible of David are complete fabrications.

I’m not getting in whatever this chat is about, but I thought I’d interject on the quote.
I have a hard time excepting this, otherwise why would they white-wash the David story through Samuel, Kings and Chronicles?
David is a gangster in Samuel, but by chronicles he is the very model of the Davidic messiah.
Especially in light of the fact that editors often seemed unwilling to alter scripture and instead would just layer new material into the body of the narrative.
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
67335 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 5:33 pm to
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I’m not getting in whatever this chat is about, but I thought I’d interject on the quote.
I have a hard time excepting this, otherwise why would they white-wash the David story through Samuel, Kings and Chronicles?
David is a gangster in Samuel, but by chronicles he is the very model of the Davidic messiah.
Especially in light of the fact that editors often seemed unwilling to alter scripture and instead would just layer new material into the body of the narrative.


Squirrelmaster is a moron. You can discount nearly everything he says about the Bible.
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Posted by Squirrelmeister
Member since Nov 2021
3961 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 5:53 pm to
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I have a hard time excepting this, otherwise why would they white-wash the David story through Samuel, Kings and Chronicles? David is a gangster in Samuel, but by chronicles he is the very model of the Davidic messiah.

Chronicles white washed Samuels and Kings. The authors of Chrinicles believed David to have been a historical king. Maybe he was. I lean towards him not being a historical king.
Posted by Squirrelmeister
Member since Nov 2021
3961 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 6:20 pm to
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You just refuted yourself. Your whole argument was that the king embodies the patron deity, so Solomon embodied Shalim. Now you tell me the Judahite king was the incarnation of Yahweh. Pick one. If the Davidic king embodies the dynasty's god, and that god is Yahweh like you just said, then by your own framework Solomon embodies Yahweh and the Shalim theory is dead. You killed it, not me.

Sorry if I wasn’t clear. Solomon may have been a historic figure based on him being a king with a theophoric name of the Canaanite god of dawn. At a point around 800-900 BC the patron deity became Yahweh, but they had all these stories of the badass king of Jerusalem named Solomon - named after another Canaanite deity. They co-opted him. Yeah he was “really” a Yahwistic king but they had to deal with the memories of Solomon worshipping other gods. So they wrote a story of him being selected by Yahweh as a divine king but that he was a filthy idolater.

They did something similar with Nehushtan, the god shaped like a snake with the power of healing. They co-opted it, because they couldn’t delete the memory of a giant bronze snake in the temple, so they wrote a story about Yahweh commanding Moses to make it.

In the religion they had before the exile for several hundred years, the king of Jerusalem was considered the incarnation of Yahweh their patron deity.

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The Shalim silence gets worse for you, not better. The biblical writers hated Solomon's religion. 1 Kings 11 indicts him by name for Ashtoreth, Milcom, and Chemosh, and for building a high place for Molech.

Correction. The Deuteronomist who wrote Kings hated Solomon’s religion. And he didn’t make a high place for Molech, who was not a god. You won’t find that anywhere in the Bible, except one misprint where it should have been Milcom not Molech.

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Writers listing Solomon's foreign gods one by one somehow forgot the god he was named for and embodied?

They wanted to claim Solomon as a good king even as they criticized him. Can’t do that if his name is a theophoric name of another deity. They didn’t forget. They were intentionally rewriting their history.

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The prophets ignore him because Persian religion only matters post-exile and Persia was the friendly restorer, Isaiah 45 calls Cyrus God's anointed.

So because they encountered Ahura Mazda post exile, they suddenly don’t care to talk shite about other deities?

Cyrus is called the Lord’s messiah. The Jewish kings before him were also messiahs.

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Nothing explains yours. Shalim would have been a local Canaanite god in Jerusalem itself for the entire monarchy, the exact category the prophets attacked hardest.

Unless he was not worshipped in the Iron Age when they were talking shite about Milcom and Chemosh and Dagan.

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Beyt DWD as a temple to a god named DWD is the Copenhagen line from the 90s and the field buried it. Assyrian records call Israel bit-Humri, House of Omri. Was Omri a deity too? House of X means dynasty of X all over the ancient Near East, and the Tel Dan context is a king boasting about killing kings. And notice your own retreat: last post it was "most secular scholars" think David was invented, this post it's "hardly conclusive but the best evidence." That's you conceding the point without saying so.

Neither of us know with certainty.

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"What was the subject?" The subject was your claim. You said the Shalim reading gets much stronger once we look at the unbiased secular scholars. Three replies now. Zero names. At this point I'll lower the bar all the way: give me one source for any of it. One tablet, one scholar, one book, one page.

John Gray. The Legacy of Canaan: The Ras Shamra Texts and Their Relevance to the Old Testament. 2nd ed. Leiden: Brill, 1965

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The fact that the names of two of David’s sons, Absalom and Solomon, should both contain the element Slm, which appears again in the name of the city itself, suggests the probability that Salem was the local god of Jerusalem domiciled there since the time of the Egyptian Execration Texts at least, which cite the name of the city Uruslum.
Posted by LSURep864
Moscow, Idaho
Member since Nov 2007
11279 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 8:00 pm to
Alright, credit where due, that's a real citation. But go read what Gray actually says. The shared slm element "suggests the probability" that Salem was Jerusalem's old local god. That's one scholar floating a possibility in 1965, which is exactly the minority reading I granted you in my first comment. You picked your best source and it describes my position. Gray also has Shahar and Shalem as dawn and dusk, the morning and evening star. So the sun god story is dead by your own citation, and now you're calling Shalim the god of dawn, which isn't right either. Dawn is his twin brother. This little known fact has had three different identities in one thread.

Here's the bigger issue though. You're now saying Shalim wasn't worshipped in the Iron Age. But your whole argument for the name was that it gave the king legitimacy with the people. Legitimacy from a god nobody worships? Solomon reigned in the Iron Age. So which is it? If the cult was alive, we're right back to the silence problem, because not one prophet or inscription ever mentions him. If the cult was dead, then the name is just a leftover, no more meaningful than Los Angeles meaning the angels. This is the second time you've taken both sides of your own argument, after telling me Solomon embodied Shalim and then telling me the king was the incarnation of Yahweh.

And Nehushtan actually works against you. When the writers had an embarrassing cult memory, what did they do? They named the thing, admitted people worshipped it, and described Hezekiah smashing it. Right there in the text. They did the same to Solomon, calling out Ashtoreth, Milcom, and Chemosh by name. So your theory asks me to believe those same writers pulled off a perfect silent erasure of one single god, while leaving his supposed name on two books of the Bible and on two later kings called Shallum that nobody touched. And sure, read Milcom for Molech in 1 Kings 11 if you want. The list of named gods is still there and Shalim still isn't on it.

On David, look at your own three posts. First it was most secular scholars think he was ginned up. Then it was hardly conclusive but the best evidence. Now it's neither of us know with certainty. That's a consensus claim quietly dying over three posts without you ever admitting it was wrong. After Tel Dan, the mainstream accepts a historical David, Finkelstein included. The full deniers are the fringe you were selling as the majority.

So after four posts of little known facts, here's what's still standing: no sun god, no sun gate, no divine embodiment, no consensus against David, no Iron Age cult, and one 1965 proposal that Jerusalem's name might preserve an old Bronze Age god. Which is genuinely interesting, and it's what I said from the start. You could have just opened with that.

Honestly, there's not much left to debate. I never claimed there are no data points that trouble a strict Moses-wrote-every-word view. There are, and I've known about them for years. Ugarit, the divine council, Kuntillet Ajrud, all of it. Christian scholars like Mike Heiser spent entire careers absorbing exactly this material and built defensible scholarly positions without losing the faith. The data was never the issue. The issue is what you do with it, which is an epistemology question, and everyone brings their priors to that, you included. My problem from the start was never the evidence. It was you taking a grain of truth, a genuine minority discussion in the scholarship, and confidently asserting it as established fact to stir the pot. I saw BS and I called it. That's the whole thread.

Signing off of this debate for good.
Posted by Squirrelmeister
Member since Nov 2021
3961 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 9:40 pm to
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You listed Josiah and Hezekiah as parallels. So was Hezekiah Yahweh incarnate? Of course not. A theophoric name honors a god. The king stays a man. Shalmaneser means "Shulmanu is preeminent," which tells you what the Assyrians thought of Shulmanu, same grammar as Hezekiah. And Assyrian kings ruled as vice-regents of Ashur. Divine kingship was an Egyptian thing you're dragging into Mesopotamia and then into Israel.

Let me respond specifically to this because I think I glossed over it earlier.

Can we agree that the pharoahs were believed to be divine? A god? Not “the” God. Not Ra, but the son of Ra. Ramoses (Rameses). Not Thut, but the son of Thut. Thutmoses. Not Iah, but the son of Iah. Iahmoses.

Do you recognize this?
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You are my son; today I have begotten you.

Psalm 2:7. The coronation of the Davidic king. The same king who is the son of Yahweh. Christians later applied the same line to Jesus, another son of the same deity.

Recognize this?
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I will be his father, and he shall be my son.

In 2 Samuel Yahweh says the heir of David will be his son.

You think the Jewish king was just a dude? Not divine? If so, you are mistaken. Check Psalm 45. When the king is anointed - made messiah - God makes the king an elohim - divine.
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6Your throne, (elohim), is forever and ever. The scepter of your kingdom is a scepter of uprightness; 7you have loved righteousness and hated wickedness. Therefore your God has anointed you (elohim) with the oil of gladness beyond your companions; 8your robes are all fragrant with myrrh and aloes and cassia. From ivory palaces stringed instruments make you glad; 9daughters of kings are among your ladies of honor; at your right hand stands the queen in gold of Ophir.


Well this is interesting. David will be Gods firstborn son. I know of another story of a firstborn son being a messiah…
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20I have found David, my servant; with my holy oil I have anointed him, 21so that my hand shall be established with him; my arm also shall strengthen him. 22The enemy shall not outwit him; the wicked shall not humble him. 23I will crush his foes before him and strike down those who hate him. 24My faithfulness and my steadfast love shall be with him, and in my name shall his horn be exalted. 25I will set his hand on the sea and his right hand on the rivers. 26He shall cry to me, ‘You are my Father, my God, and the Rock of my salvation.’ 27And I will make him the firstborn, the highest of the kings of the earth


I like this psalm too.
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A Psalm of David. 1The LORD says to my Lord: “Sit at my right hand, until I make your enemies your footstool.” 2The LORD sends forth from Zion your mighty scepter. Rule in the midst of your enemies! 3Your people will offer themselves freely on the day of your power, in holy garments; from the womb of the morning, the dew of your youth will be yours. 4The LORD has sworn and will not change his mind, “You are a priest forever after the order of Melchizedek.”

I know another story of a certain someone who will also sit at God’s right hand and will also be a priest forever on the order of Melchizedek.


The only reason someone would argue that the davidic kings were not thought to be a divine representative or embodiment of Yahweh would be due to lack of research or just ignorance.

ETA from the NET Bible translation notes of Psalm 45:
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Psalm 45:6 tn Or “forever and ever.”sn O God. The king is clearly the addressee here, as in vv. 2-5 and 7-9. Rather than taking the statement at face value, many prefer to emend the text because the concept of deifying the earthly king is foreign to ancient Israelite thinking (cf. NEB “your throne is like God’s throne, eternal”). However, it is preferable to retain the text and take this statement as another instance of the royal hyperbole that permeates the royal psalms. Because the Davidic king is God’s vice-regent on earth, the psalmist addresses him as if he were God incarnate. God energizes the king for battle and accomplishes justice through him.

So the NET translators admit that the psalm is calling David a deity - Yahweh incarnate even, but that many others don’t like that the text seems to elevate the davidic king to divine status (because it conflicts with their dogmas).

As smart as these guys are, they are clueless about the ancient Israelite religion of deifying their earthly king.
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Posted by Squirrelmeister
Member since Nov 2021
3961 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 10:32 pm to
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Alright, credit where due, that's a real citation. But go read what Gray actually says. The shared slm element "suggests the probability" that Salem was Jerusalem's old local god. That's one scholar floating a possibility in 1965,

No not possibility. Probability. Suggests the probability is the nice way a historian would write that something is likely to be factual. A historian doesn’t ever say something is historical fact - rather they show the evidence points to the thing that is most likely to have been the case. He’s saying the evidence points to Solomon and Absalom being named after the god of dusk Shalim - same as the city.

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So the sun god story is dead by your own citation, and now you're calling Shalim the god of dawn, which isn't right either. Dawn is his twin brother. This little known fact has had three different identities in one thread.

My mistake, but by accident. I do realize the sun sets in the west, and that is dusk, not dawn. Shalim was the deity of the setting sun. A sun deity. Not the only sun deity in Canaanite mythology… only responsible when the sun was setting on the western horizon.

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Here's the bigger issue though. You're now saying Shalim wasn't worshipped in the Iron Age. But your whole argument for the name was that it gave the king legitimacy with the people. Legitimacy from a god nobody worships? Solomon reigned in the Iron Age.

We don’t know when Solomon reigned or even if he was historical. By the time of Iron Age 2, the Canaanite deities began to be usurped and superseded by Yahweh. Shalim was largely worshiped in the Bronze Age. I think it’s likely if Solomon was a real historical king it was likely at the end of the Bronze Age or Iron Age 1, but could conceivably have been Iron Age 2.

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If the cult was alive, we're right back to the silence problem, because not one prophet or inscription ever mentions him.

That’s because he very well have been a fictional character from the Bronze Age.

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This is the second time you've taken both sides of your own argument, after telling me Solomon embodied Shalim and then telling me the king was the incarnation of Yahweh.

If he was historical, Solomon yes likely was thought of by locals as the embodiment of Shalim, reigning in his stead on earth as a divine king. As they began to differentiate themselves from the older Canaanites, the Israelites began to prioritize Yahweh but kept the concepts that the king was the divine embodiment of the deity.

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And Nehushtan actually works against you. When the writers had an embarrassing cult memory, what did they do? They named the thing, admitted people worshipped it, and described Hezekiah smashing it.

That’s a whitewashing. That and exodus. They had to invent a Yahwistic origin of the snake deity they worshipped in Jerusalem in the temple.

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They did the same to Solomon, calling out Ashtoreth, Milcom, and Chemosh by name.

Multiple scribes were compiling stories by multiple authors. Some of which likes Solomon and some didn’t. Solomon was the filthiest of isolators who worshipped every detestable deity under the sun… and was the wisest man who ever lived and who will ever live and was the one man chosen to build Yahweh’s temple on earth. According to the divinely inspired word of God.


Can’t make that shite up.

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And sure, read Milcom for Molech in 1 Kings 11 if you want.

I don’t want or not want. What I want is irrelevant. The scholarly evidence is compelling that the god was Milcom, and that “molech” was a type of burnt offering of human infant sacrifice offered to Yahweh and Ba’al.

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So after four posts of little known facts, here's what's still standing: no sun god, no sun gate, no divine embodiment, no consensus against David,

Yes to sun(set) god. Yes to sun gate (Mesopotamian parallel, plus 1 Enoch gates of the luminaries which we didn’t discuss), yes to divine embodiment.

On the subject of David, I’ll give you it is possible there was a real dude near the end of the Bronze Age or early Iron Age 1. But the scholarly consensus (among non confessional, secular scholars) is that nothing in the Bible about David can be substantiated and that those stories are most likely partially or fully mythical. So you got me. Maybe I was reading old material that didn’t consider the tel Dan stele. Thanks for pointing that out.
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