There's nothing better than making a Liberal speechless

This guy I work with is a uber douche. I've had my suspicions he voted for Hillary but I don't talk politics at work. Some clues were his affinity for cultural food, not Mexican or Chinese, think like some off the wall crap like Ethiopian or Peruvian, as he calls it. He's always listening to NPR at his desk and his girlfriend looks like a chubby boy with extremely short hair.

Well today, I made mention of how Interior Zienkie is doing good in my eyes because he's a big advocate for public land, etc. I didn't even realize it, but I lit his fuse. He went off on how he spend $130k on doors and takes helicopter tours of National Parks. I said "isn't that his job?" He then says he can "show me articles". Okay bro, I can Google the words "Obama wastes money" and present articles too. I then told him NPR was propaganda, when he replied that I was crazy because they receive government money to operate. I said Bingo! He walk away with a good amount of panties wadded up his crack. Too bad this couldn't happen on a Monday. Have a great weekend baws!