Started By
Message

re: Them monkeys down in Florida are out of control!!!

Posted on 7/10/17 at 4:04 pm to
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
Top secret lab
Member since Feb 2004
52833 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 4:04 pm to
quote:

That and the swampy 'jungle' was exactly why they shot it down there in 1918.










He also used to say that there was ALWAYS quicksand in those movies.

He'd say "It's like our worst fear....water looks shallow enough to not have to SWIM. But, NOOOOO...its just Thick Water!...drown anyway.Slowly"
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
34037 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 4:07 pm to
quote:


So do most Florida residents so this is a non issue


Once the monkeys start snorting bath salts it's game over, man.
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
34037 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 4:09 pm to
quote:

I don't think there were enough of them to create a self-sustaining breeding population there, however, so I doubt there are any left.


I bet they tasted delicious.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67296 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 4:10 pm to
quote:

I bet they tasted delicious.


Can't be worse than nutria
Posted by Nix to Twillie
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2015
17911 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 5:02 pm to
Don't look them in the eyes!
Posted by Themole
Palatka Florida
Member since Feb 2013
5557 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 5:59 pm to
quote:

Wtf Florida has a wild monkey population?


They are escapees from Silver Springs. Silver Springs discharges into the Ocklawaha River. The Ocklawaha flows north from central Florida, through the Ocala National Forest until it joins the St. Johns River near Palatka.

I have fished this area all my life (69 yrs.) and always see the monkeys when fishing in the side creeks.

They have been in the forest since I was a young teen. We would leave them boiled peanuts and half drank beers, on a cypress stump when we saw them. This area is as wild as it was a hundred years ago.

If you have ever seen the old black & white Tarzan movies where Tarzan wrestles and kills the Crocs.(Of course fake in the movie) You have seen the Ocklawaha. It's 125 miles of twisting Crystal clear river during the dry season.
Posted by Themole
Palatka Florida
Member since Feb 2013
5557 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 6:08 pm to
quote:

Why was this thread moved to the poliboard?


I suspect Ross Allen was a democrat. LINK
Posted by ihometiger
Member since Dec 2013
12475 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 6:17 pm to
I think we have found a perfect location for our Pit Bull reserve. They can join their friends the monkeys on the field.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24257 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 6:20 pm to
quote:

There have been monkeys in Ocala for decades. They were introduced to Silver Springs in the 1930s as part of tours of the river


I thought they were leftover from the original Tarzan movies.
Posted by Hog Zealot
On the Flats
Member since Mar 2012
1630 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 6:22 pm to
They didn't use this type of monkey in the Tarzan movie. So no, not the same monkeys.
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
38923 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 6:24 pm to
Monkey Key lol
Posted by Tesla
the Laurentian Abyss
Member since Dec 2011
8044 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 8:52 pm to
We also now have these weird-assed lizards too. They're about 18 inches long...
Posted by Palmetto08
Member since Sep 2012
4056 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 10:05 pm to
quote:

I was standing there, looking out that window and I caught a glimpse of something, said Pritchard. I looked and there were 15 of them that came out and they were everywhere. But they kept looking like they could see or hear me in that shed.


This post was edited on 7/10/17 at 10:07 pm
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
28084 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 11:13 am to
I'm not an expert on monkey behavior and migratory patterns and lifestyle...unless you count my years in a fraternity house as a qualification.
Posted by Machine
Earth
Member since May 2011
6001 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 11:16 am to
them monkeys down in florida roll their joints all wrong
first pageprev pagePage 4 of 4Next pagelast page
refresh

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitterInstagram