The Plausibility of a 2021 Trump Inaugural PT Caravan to DC. Now With Roll Call

I envision MILLIONS of Patriots descending on DC , flags flying, to welcome GEOTUS to the second of his many terms. And I think we should do our part.

Those of us on the PT could coordinate a start in Houston and then to Baton Rouge and then over to Jackson and then Birmingham and so forth. We'd make it a four day slow Pimp Roll and meet for nightly cocktails and American cheese food products and expertly prepared beef and pork delicacies grilled over a wood-fired pit.

I envision total Americana, a celebration of American traditions, principles, ideals and Institutions. We could have a nightly Burning of The Mask and send clips to our favorite Karen to cause her to have life-threatening spasms and convulsions. We could discuss the greatness of Smoky & The Bandit, Ginger or Mary Ann, the brilliance that is Buc-ees, listen to Grand Funk Railroad and stop when we see short skirts and cleavage and say a lot of "frick yeahs" and "god damn right".

Each night around the roaring campfire , our Fearless Leader, Poultry Boy could entertain us with semi-prurient tales of ribaldry while we passed around giant goblets of ale and spirits prepared by the primitive locals. We could kidnap a hopeless Progressive poster along the way and make him run beside our car on a leash each night for our sadistic entertainment.

Everybody send me about tree fiddy and lets make this happen.




In:

Your Humble Pimpness
Sir Winston The Victorious
Ridiculous Hype all up in this shite
Jimmy2Shoes
Proximo
The Cool Number 9
El Segundo Guy
Psych-keep an eye on your wallet around this guy. Also wear a cup.
Psych's Bartender (Pimp Mobile riding shotgun)
BulldogBlitz
BigEdLSU
DerkaDerka
L.A. (pace-setter vehicle holder of PT flag)
CajunAngelle (Queen of the PT-pics and photos available for a fee)
VoxDawg
1BigTigerFan
Lew Dawg in dis bish !
UpperAlTiger06





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Frank The Tank (sad)