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re: The new Ayatollah is reportedly dead already, supposedly, maybe, doubtful, but ...

Posted on 3/5/26 at 10:37 pm to
Posted by idlewatcher
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Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 3/5/26 at 10:37 pm to
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I wish it were true but I doubt it


I often wonder if X was created to create mass confusion. We don’t know what’s real anymore
Posted by crazy4lsu
Member since May 2005
39820 posts
Posted on 3/5/26 at 10:42 pm to
You can't really trust X any longer for information. Twitter was the GOAT for collating information about the Syrian Civil War, which in hindsight is clearly part of the larger Iran-Israel-US war that has been ongoing since 2003.

The position itself is likely not in limbo and there are lots of reasons why Khamenei the younger would be interested in leading, as various recent deaths have paved the way for the members of the Habib Battalion, a group formed during the Iran-Iraq War, to finally reach the upper echelons of power. Secondly, the younger Khamenei is a lecturer at a large Islamic seminary in the Iranian city of Qom. He suspended his lectures in 2024 after the death of Ebrahim Raisi and raised his public profile, visiting several Hezbollah fighters. The process for selecting the leader is determined by The Guardian Council, and the process itself is secret. Regardless, of all the candidates remaining, the younger Khamenei is probably the favorite.
Posted by SlapahoeTribe
Tiger Nation
Member since Jul 2012
12666 posts
Posted on 3/5/26 at 11:18 pm to
Schemed the dead terrorist has never been more relevant…

Posted by RemouladeSawce
Uranus
Member since Sep 2008
17839 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 3:18 am to
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The position itself is likely not in limbo
lol wat
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The process for selecting the leader is determined by The Guardian Council
How does the process change when the council is with their 72 virgins? Do we just twiddle our thumbs for a new council to form?

The Islamic Republic is over. It long lost legitimacy in the eyes of the people and the military leadership enforcing compliance will not be alive much longer. It's not like we're toppling an internally beloved regime in the name of imperialism. Iran isn't like Afghanistan where the will of the Taliban is in line with the average Afghani, there's way too much underlying secularization in Iran historically. Even if it were to be a heavily religious country the current form of government is over...if for no other reason than because we said so

The tenure of anyone else declared "Ayatollah" is never hitting a year
This post was edited on 3/6/26 at 3:22 am
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10292 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 6:02 am to
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We’re not going to have to.

Our unrelenting aerial assault combined with Israel and the Mossad is more than enough.


Infrastructure isn't people. The strikes have been very effective, but if you want real change in Iran someone is going to have to put boots on the ground. I would hope in a few days we see a ramp down in airstrikes and an "organic" Iranian people's uprising.
This post was edited on 3/6/26 at 6:03 am
Posted by lake chuck fan
Vinton
Member since Aug 2011
23763 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 6:22 am to
After seeing how tuned Israel intelligence is to Iranian leadership, scientists, etc, it's reasonable to believe this.
Posted by Great Plains Drifter
Flyover, U.S.A.
Member since Jul 2019
9880 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 6:28 am to
No longer a job with much room for growth and development.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
55459 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 6:33 am to
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I'm wondering, based upon everything I could find, if he even agreed to take the job?

I'm seeing a lot of Xeets saying he turned it down.

I read that the IRGC is pushing for him, but the religious leaders are oppoed.
Posted by OccamsStubble
Member since Aug 2019
10074 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 6:42 am to
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The new Ayatollah is reportedly dead


SonUvaBitch! I had “will reign longer than it takes to cook a packer brisket” on my board.
Posted by greygoose
Member since Aug 2013
15059 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 6:56 am to
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I'm seeing a lot of Xeets saying he turned it down. That the position is in limbo. Nobody wants the job.
Would you? I imagine if they approached a custodian about taking that job, and he would politely decline and state he is happy with his mop and broom. Death sentence for the next guy up and EVERYONE knows it!
Posted by OccamsStubble
Member since Aug 2019
10074 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 7:01 am to
They’ll keep working their way down the list until they get to either the guy who walked the Ayatollah’s dog or the sous chef who prepared it for Ayatollah’s dinner.
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