The Cat in the Hat will continue to be published.... FOR NOW

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Can’t wait for Will Ferrell and David Cross to apologize for being a slave owner.

what about the ride at universal studios?

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What in the world is wrong with that?

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Get used to saying that.

They don't care about the positives that frick up their narrative.

My late brother read to me Danny and the dinosaur as a kid. As well as cat in the hat.

It's make believe to pretend there is racial tones involved in these kids books.


fricking clown world on meth I swear.

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On the second day of March
I got out of my bed
And what did I see
That mixed up my head?

Thing One and Thing Two
Were locked up in chains.
My good pals, those sweet imps
Were now writhing in pain!

“Chins up and let’s roll,”
Said I to my boys.
“The Cat in the Hat
Is here to make noise!”

“No, no,” said one Thing.
“We can’t come to play.
The correctness police
Are to keep us at bay.”

“How’s that?” said I.
“Have you lost all your spark?
Let’s jump off of couches.
You sound like a narc!”

“You don’t see what’s happened,”
They told me so sadly.
“The woke are in charge:
They canceled us madly!”

“Woke?” said I, wholly bumfuzzled.
“Take you me for a fool?
What is ‘woke’ against us —
The Lords of Misrule!”

“We break things and shake things,
We rattle the scolds,
We cause mischief and chaos —
We shatter all molds!”

“Not now, it’s not true.
This is twenty-twenty one.
They say we’re offensive.
We had too much fun!”

“How can fun be in danger?”
I asked them, quite vexed.
“Are they trying to troll us?
Is this some kind of flex?”

“Worse than that, it is said,”
Is what was said by my Things,
“Fox in Sox is a racist,
One Sneetch votes right-wing.

“When called upon
in diversity class
The Grinch who stole Christmas
Failed to say ‘Yass.’

“Yertle the Turtle
Said some Zionist stuff.
And Horton heard a Who
Call Cultural Appropriation a bluff.

“Marvin K. Mooney
Was found guilty of mansplaining.
Then we heard Hop on Pop
Hates inclusivity training.

“Oh well,” said my Things,
Just before they were muzzled.
“The world’s gone insane.
It’s a kind of dumb-duzzle.”

“This happened on the birthday
Of old Doctor Seuss?”
I said as I struggled
To believe this refuse.

When Mom came home the fish told her
All of the thinks that we thought
And explained that we did it
When we knew we ought not.

So now we’re all stuck
In this woke training class.
As the Things learn of Thing privilege
I pass gas on this class, which can kiss my cat arse.

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NYP

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Nobody forced the Dr. Seuss people to take these books down. Are they cowering to the social media masses? Absolutely. But that isn’t a fascist government or society.

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Well that’s one way to spin it

I always wonder what you morons tell yourself when the next ridiculous news article comes out.

The goal is to replace these children’s books with a pre approved prog message.

Why would they want that?

If you put some thought into it a bet you could anticipate cancellations and buy a stock of the items ahead of time. Then eBay them when they get cancelled and demand goes up. As predictable as they are I bet you could figure out how to make bank.

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Are they cowering to the social media masses? Absolutely. But that isn’t a fascist government or society.

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Social media isn’t part of society?

Really?