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GAAtty70
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The Apostles Creed of the Poli Board
I believe the president, and in the president.

I believe the Senate is right to acquit the president. I believe a fair trial is one with no witnesses, and that the trial was therefore fair. I believe the House was unfair because it found evidence against him. I believe that if the president does something that he believes will get himself reelected, that’s in the public interest and can’t be the kind of thing that results in impeachment.

I believe former national security adviser John Bolton has no relevant testimony because he didn’t leave the White House on good terms.

I believe the president’s call was perfect. I believe he is deeply concerned about corruption in Ukraine. I believe the president can find Ukraine on a map.

I believe Ukraine interfered with the 2016 election, and that the intelligence community’s suggestion otherwise is a Deep State lie. I believe the Democratic National Committee server is in Ukraine, where CrowdStrike hid it.

I believe President Barack Obama placed a “tapp” on the president’s phones in 2016, and that the Russia investigation was a plot to keep him from winning, even though the plotters didn’t think he could win.

I believe former special counsel Robert S. Mueller III was conflicted because he quit one of the president’s golf clubs, and that he and his Angry Democrats conducted a Witch Hunt to destroy the president. But I believe Mueller’s report totally exonerated the president, because it found no collusion and no obstruction.

I believe it would be okay for the president to say he grabs women by their p-----s, because he is a star, and stars are allowed to do that. But I believe he didn’t say that, even though he apologized for it, because I believe the “Access Hollywood” tape was doctored, because he said it was.

I believe E. Jean Carroll lied when she accused the president of rape, because he said she’s not his type. I believe the dozens of other women who accused him of sexual misconduct are also lying, because he would never think of grabbing them by their p-----s or anything else.

I believe the president didn’t know Michael Cohen was paying off porn star Stormy Daniels, and that Cohen did it on his own, because the president had no reason to pay her off. I believe the president was reimbursing Cohen for his legal expertise.

I believe the president is a good Christian, because TV pastors say so, and that it’s okay he doesn’t ask for God’s forgiveness, because he doesn’t need to, since he’s the Chosen One. I believe the president knows the Bible, and that two Corinthians are better than one.

I believe the president wants to release his taxes but has not because he’s under audit, which is why he has fought all the way to the Supreme Court not to disclose them. I believe he will disclose them when the audit is over, and that they will show him to be as rich and honest as he says he is.

I believe the president is a very stable genius, and that he repeatedly tells us so because it’s true.

I believe the president can spell. I believe any spelling mistakes he makes are because he’s a very busy man who doesn’t watch much TV, or because he’s intentionally triggering the libs.

I believe Hurricane Dorian was headed straight for Alabama. I believe the president’s map wasn’t altered with a Sharpie, and that if it was, he didn’t do it, since he didn’t need to because he was right.

I believe the president didn’t call Apple’s CEO “Tim Apple,” and that he said “Tim Cook of Apple” really, really fast, but that if he did say “Tim Apple,” it was to save words, which he always tries to do.

I believe windmills are bad and cause cancer. I believe there was a mass shooting in Toledo and that there were airports during the Revolution, because the president said so.

I believe the president is defeating socialism, despite the subsidies he’s paying to save farmers from his protectionism and the $3.2 trillion he’s added to the national debt during his term.

I believe the president has made tremendous progress building the wall, that Mexico paid for it in the trade deal, that the wall will soon run from San Diego to the Gulf of Mexico, that it will stop those caravans cold, and that it won’t fall down.

I believe the president has a 95 percent approval rating among Republicans, and that there’s no need to cite polls for that.

I believe the president had the largest inaugural crowd ever, regardless of what any photos from liberal bureaucrats might show.

I believe there is no longer a nuclear threat from North Korea.

I believe China pays all tariffs levied on imported Chinese goods.

I believe the president is truthful. I believe the Fake News media lied each of the 16,241 times they have said he has made a false or misleading claim.

I believe the president is selfless, and always puts the nation’s interests first. I believe he isn’t a narcissist, but he’d be entitled to be one if he were one. I believe the president would never exercise his presidential powers to advance his personal interests, but if he did, that would be okay, because whatever is in his personal interests is necessarily in the nation’s interests as well.

I believe Article II of the Constitution gives the president the right to do whatever he wants.

 

 



TypoKnig
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re: The Apostles Creed of the Poli Board
First downvote


WPBTiger
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Second downvote


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BuckyCheese
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re: The Apostles Creed of the Poli Board
4th


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JohnnyKilroy
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re: The Apostles Creed of the Poli Board
Ok boomer


ezride25
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re: The Apostles Creed of the Poli Board
I believe you’re on the wrong board.


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MrLarson
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re: The Apostles Creed of the Poli Board
I'm not reading all that shite

Have a dv


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HempHead
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re: The Apostles Creed of the Poli Board
I, too, receive forwards from an elderly aunt who was present at Woodstock and Altamont.


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redneck hippie
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re: The Apostles Creed of the Poli Board
wrong board. And most any normal person that visits the poli board on occasion realize that 90% of them are bona fide loonies.


boosiebadazz
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re: The Apostles Creed of the Poli Board
pretty spicy

Infinity pages


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TheFonz
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Tigerbait2323
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re: The Apostles Creed of the Poli Board
What kind of babbling BS is that


SavageOrangeJug
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re: The Apostles Creed of the Poli Board
I believe Barack and Michelle Obama and anyone who supported them are worthless pieces of shite.
This post was edited on 2/14 at 7:00 pm


HailHailtoMichigan!
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Copy and paste from DU


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Bass Tiger
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I have to give ya some props, for a person with severe TDS you gave a commendable effort typing all that BS...lol!


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Ag Zwin
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I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows.


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back9Tiger
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re: The Apostles Creed of the Poli Board
Some of you guys need a hobby.


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RollTide1987
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re: The Apostles Creed of the Poli Board
Sounds to me like the OP is a follower of the Arian heresy.



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Bass Tiger
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quote:

Ok boomer


Uhh, I doubt that’s a Boomer.....I’m thinking soy latte man bun skinny jeans all fricking day...lol!


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