re: That Joe Biden is one tough son of a bitch

Posted by Portballs

Member since Jun 2025

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Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:21 pm to Tiger Pants 318

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Nobody deserves the hell that cancer dishes out.

GFY
Some demons do...

This post was edited on 3/20/26 at 9:23 pm

Posted by Ponchy Tiger

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Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:23 pm to Dr Jekyll

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Biden still out making speeches, and hasn't even lost a hair to chemo. That lying SOB never had cancer. That was a sympathy ploy to get votes for Democrats.

Considering some of the stuff he has done I certainly wouldn't put it past him to fake cancer.

My conspiracy theory is that there is a cure for cancer that is only accessible to the richest of rich and the highest of the elite that has been kept secret.

Posted by davyjones

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Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:24 pm to FutureMikeVIII

You trying to like fluff me or something bro, for your wife? You can let her know I don’t need no fluffing. I’m ready on demand.

Again, I kid. Ftr

This post was edited on 3/20/26 at 9:25 pm

Posted by Hangit

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Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:28 pm to FLTech

Want to know the difference between FJB and Mickey Mouse?

You will never see 2 actors that are playing Mickey in the same place at the same time.

Posted by FutureMikeVIII

Houston

Member since Sep 2011

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Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:28 pm to davyjones

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You trying to like fluff me or something bro, for your wife? You can let her know I don’t need no fluffing. I’m ready on demand.

Oh man, I know. Normally you need a dude to get you fluffed. I’m literally in the chair, cum cuck me, bro.

Posted by Pvt Hudson

Member since Jan 2013

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Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:28 pm to FLTech

The CIA has the cure for cancer. They don’t give it to the rest of us to protect the medical industrial complex.

Posted by davyjones

NELA

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Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:31 pm to FutureMikeVIII

Tell you what, I’ll give her a couple of extra pumps, no charge. She can bring home some leftovers, and from there yall are free to do what you will.

Posted by FutureMikeVIII

Houston

Member since Sep 2011

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Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:31 pm to Pvt Hudson

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The CIA has the cure for cancer.

He ate the paste and got some iron nailed to his feet. Problem solved.

Posted by Sid E Walker

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Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:32 pm to FLTech

Okay, fat.

Posted by FutureMikeVIII

Houston

Member since Sep 2011

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Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:32 pm to davyjones

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Tell you what, I’ll give her a couple of extra pumps, no charge.

Ooooh man, I will never recover from this! So sick, bro!

Posted by TrueTiger

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Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:33 pm to FLTech

A much younger Scott Adams had the same cancer and he's already gone.

Posted by davyjones

NELA

Member since Feb 2019

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Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:34 pm to FutureMikeVIII

Whoa, I was really seriously joking the entire time. I feel like a real jerk. Are you ok?

Posted by FutureMikeVIII

Houston

Member since Sep 2011

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Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:36 pm to davyjones

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Whoa, I was really seriously joking the entire time. I feel like a real jerk. Are you ok?

I also feel like I’ve had the same ridiculous tone. Are you good?

Posted by davyjones

NELA

Member since Feb 2019

36750 posts

Posted on 3/20/26 at 9:41 pm to FutureMikeVIII

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Are you good?

Well, I thought I was. But now I’ve got doubts. I’m good again, nm. Speaking of, how’s your wife been doing? Her tailbone still broken from our last visit?