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re: Speaking with my church leadership this morning, tithing lower than expected in 2022.

Posted on 5/15/22 at 1:20 pm to
Posted by Iron Lion
Sipsey
Member since Nov 2014
11816 posts
Posted on 5/15/22 at 1:20 pm to
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Call your mom and tell her you love her instead, that way you'll actually be doing some good in the world instead of wasting calories talking about me to your non existent space fairy.
My mom has passed away. She would be ok with me praying for your soul instead. Hers is already with God.
Posted by Fells
Member since Jul 2015
3931 posts
Posted on 5/15/22 at 1:24 pm to
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My mom has passed away. She would be ok with me praying for your soul instead.


Fine, I guess I'll have to rub out a prayer to Satan to even things out.

And to think, I was supposed to have the day off today and now I have to go buy candles and kill a goat.
Posted by squid_hunt
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2021
11272 posts
Posted on 5/15/22 at 1:26 pm to
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And to think, I was supposed to have the day off today and now I have to go buy candles and kill a goat.

Probably no less effective than your pathetic trolling on here, but you've wasted a good half hour doing that.
Posted by EastBankTiger
A little west of Hoover Dam
Member since Dec 2003
21326 posts
Posted on 5/15/22 at 1:32 pm to
Yesterday was the annual National Letter Carrier's Food Drive day, the first in 3 years because of the pandemic. We weren't expecting very much, given the circumstances but at least here in Henderson, NV we did a bit better than we expected. I'm not sure how it went elsewhere. Some of my old co-workers in Metry said it was light there.
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
41946 posts
Posted on 5/15/22 at 1:34 pm to
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Churches are going under because your members are all dying. Luckily our educational system has finally become advanced enough to illustrate believing in mystical space fairies is not a logical thought process.


Praying for your soul
Posted by jake wade
North LA
Member since Oct 2007
1680 posts
Posted on 5/15/22 at 1:36 pm to
Obviously not you
Posted by Fells
Member since Jul 2015
3931 posts
Posted on 5/15/22 at 1:37 pm to
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Probably no less effective than your pathetic trolling on here, but you've wasted a good half hour doing that.


Well I primarily post here when I'm taking a shite, which I was. Also, oddly, I don't have anything to do on this fine Sunday so I'm just hitting dabs and wasting time for the entire day. I may do dishes, I dunno.

In terms of it being effective, doesn't Satan have to exist if god exists? So if you are a christian, wouldn't you believe that Satan is willing to listen to my prayers?
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 5/15/22 at 1:43 pm to
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Call your mom and tell her you love her instead, that way you'll actually be doing some good in the world instead of wasting calories talking about me to your non existent space fairy.



You are quite the jackass. I'm agnostic, but you are a dick about your atheism. frick off and die.
Posted by jake wade
North LA
Member since Oct 2007
1680 posts
Posted on 5/15/22 at 1:44 pm to
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Fells


Day of reckoning is coming. Keep that thought.
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 5/15/22 at 1:46 pm to
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doesn't Satan have to exist if god exists?


How so? Please explain that. It doesn't seem you have put much thought to this at all. Just a troll it seams....
Posted by Fells
Member since Jul 2015
3931 posts
Posted on 5/15/22 at 1:46 pm to
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Day of reckoning is coming. Keep that thought


Are y'all psychos planning another Crusade?
Posted by Fells
Member since Jul 2015
3931 posts
Posted on 5/15/22 at 1:48 pm to
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How so?


I want to read the Bible you have that does not include Satan. Maybe I'd be more receptive to it, who knows?
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71439 posts
Posted on 5/15/22 at 1:48 pm to
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Churches are going under because your members are all dying. Luckily our educational system has finally become advanced enough to illustrate believing in mystical space fairies is not a logical thought process.


I'm not the most religious guy out there, but people are substituting politics and other items for religion at a crazy rate. If Stalin was right and religion was the opiate of the masses, they will get their fix somewhere else or have issues lacking purpose.
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
162231 posts
Posted on 5/15/22 at 1:49 pm to
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Who tithes?

Useful idiots
Posted by FredBear
Georgia
Member since Aug 2017
15016 posts
Posted on 5/15/22 at 1:49 pm to
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Fells



It's obvious you're not a believer and that's your prerogative, it's not my place to judge, but what I wonder is why are you so angry in your disbelief?

It doesn't add up
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 5/15/22 at 1:49 pm to
The Bible?!!!

Why all of a sudden to we trust the bible?

I'm agnostic, you are atheist. What the frick does the bible have to do with this.

You said Satan MUST exist if GOD exists. I said bullshite.

You are an idiot.
Posted by Fells
Member since Jul 2015
3931 posts
Posted on 5/15/22 at 1:51 pm to
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You are quite the jackass. I'm agnostic, but you are a dick about your atheism. frick off and die.



The world would be a better place if these people realized that we're all gonna die soon, and when we do, we go back into the nothingness that we "experienced" before we were born.
Posted by jake wade
North LA
Member since Oct 2007
1680 posts
Posted on 5/15/22 at 1:51 pm to
You’ve been warned. Hopefully you see the light before your death and face judgement at the throne.
Posted by Flats
Member since Jul 2019
21805 posts
Posted on 5/15/22 at 1:53 pm to
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The world would be a better place if these people realized that we're all gonna die soon, and when we do, we go back into the nothingness that we "experienced" before we were born.


Now develop that thought. If you can, I mean.
Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
Member since Aug 2015
10206 posts
Posted on 5/15/22 at 1:55 pm to
Those settlements don't pay for themselves. Nor do Bentleys and private planes.
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