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Something kinda wild just happened to me while voting in Houston (Harris County)
Posted on 10/23/20 at 4:31 pm
Posted on 10/23/20 at 4:31 pm
This is a definite Dear Diary post, but it’s too messed up not to share.
I was voting at one of the city’s multiple outdoor, drive-thru locations. This particular locale happened to be a church. Literally as I pull up in my vehicle to one of several tents, the sky turns black, and the wind whips up like mad (think opening scenes of The Wizard of Oz).
The voting attendant, while viewing my identification and preparing the COVID-proof, handheld voting device, is blown over onto the parking lot asphalt. She starts bleeding from both knees while trying to squeeze hand sanitizer into my palm.
Volunteers’ clipboards/papers/rolls of stickers/voting accoutrement are flying all over the parking lot. Multiple attendants are being blown to the ground, tarps are sailing through the air, and the head poll worker guy starts yelling, “SHUT ‘EM OFF! SHUT ‘EM OFF!”
Huh?
Naturally(?) the woman operating my lane starts screaming (again, literally) at me, “Just vote for President and hit ‘Submit Ballot!’”
So I quickly vote for President, Senator, and my Congressman, then (with the woman still shrieking in my ear) madly start clicking “Page Forward”—skipping 7 pages of local elections—to get to the last page, where I can confirm my THREE selections. The volunteer is leaning over me, yelling “HIT SUBMIT BALLOT!”
I submit my ballot.
Meanwhile, the most intense wind I’ve ever experienced, apart from a hurricane, is blowing the entire enterprise across the parking lot. If I’m lyin’ I’m dyin’.
As I’m signaling to drive away—looking both directions for the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse to gallop into the church parking lot—the poll worker says to me, “I sure hope your ballot was submitted.”
”Um, WHAT?” I ask.
“The Internet is now down,” she says, “and none of our equipment is working.”
And that, friends, was my freak voting experience of 2020.
Very appropriate.
I was voting at one of the city’s multiple outdoor, drive-thru locations. This particular locale happened to be a church. Literally as I pull up in my vehicle to one of several tents, the sky turns black, and the wind whips up like mad (think opening scenes of The Wizard of Oz).
The voting attendant, while viewing my identification and preparing the COVID-proof, handheld voting device, is blown over onto the parking lot asphalt. She starts bleeding from both knees while trying to squeeze hand sanitizer into my palm.
Volunteers’ clipboards/papers/rolls of stickers/voting accoutrement are flying all over the parking lot. Multiple attendants are being blown to the ground, tarps are sailing through the air, and the head poll worker guy starts yelling, “SHUT ‘EM OFF! SHUT ‘EM OFF!”
Huh?
Naturally(?) the woman operating my lane starts screaming (again, literally) at me, “Just vote for President and hit ‘Submit Ballot!’”
So I quickly vote for President, Senator, and my Congressman, then (with the woman still shrieking in my ear) madly start clicking “Page Forward”—skipping 7 pages of local elections—to get to the last page, where I can confirm my THREE selections. The volunteer is leaning over me, yelling “HIT SUBMIT BALLOT!”
I submit my ballot.
Meanwhile, the most intense wind I’ve ever experienced, apart from a hurricane, is blowing the entire enterprise across the parking lot. If I’m lyin’ I’m dyin’.
As I’m signaling to drive away—looking both directions for the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse to gallop into the church parking lot—the poll worker says to me, “I sure hope your ballot was submitted.”
”Um, WHAT?” I ask.
“The Internet is now down,” she says, “and none of our equipment is working.”
And that, friends, was my freak voting experience of 2020.
Very appropriate.
This post was edited on 10/23/20 at 4:45 pm
Posted on 10/23/20 at 4:33 pm to EKG
This post was edited on 10/23/20 at 4:34 pm
Posted on 10/23/20 at 4:34 pm to EKG
I was filling up a the local Shell station when it hit. Blew through pretty quickly.
Expecting the cold front to be behind it.
Expecting the cold front to be behind it.
Posted on 10/23/20 at 4:34 pm to EKG
Should cache.
But who knows?
Go vote again on Election Day.
But who knows?
Go vote again on Election Day.
Posted on 10/23/20 at 4:34 pm to EKG
quote:I regret
So I quickly vote for President, Senator, and my Congressman, then (with the woman still shrieking in my ear) madly start clicking “Page Forward”—skipping 7 pages of local elections—to get to the last page, where I can confirm my THREE selections. The volunteer is leaning over me, yelling “HIT SUBMIT BALLOT!”
I submit my ballot.
1) reading this
2) not being able to punch you through the screen for letting this terrorist win
Posted on 10/23/20 at 4:34 pm to EKG
And Trumpy Bear said, “I am the storm.”
Posted on 10/23/20 at 4:36 pm to RemouladeSawce
quote:
I regret
1) reading this
I don’t blame you.
But I did warn you in my first sentence.
Posted on 10/23/20 at 4:37 pm to EKG
I thought this was going to be about Hank.
Posted on 10/23/20 at 4:39 pm to EKG
If we only paid more in taxes, climate change would not have caused such a problem
Posted on 10/23/20 at 4:39 pm to OldHickory
quote:
And Trumpy Bear said, “I am the storm.”
It’s the only thing on my Christmas list.
Posted on 10/23/20 at 4:39 pm to EKG
There should be a way to see if our vote was counted.
Posted on 10/23/20 at 4:40 pm to EKG
Upvote just for using the word accoutrement.
I use it in the pejorative to describe my wife and kids’ crap.
I use it in the pejorative to describe my wife and kids’ crap.
Posted on 10/23/20 at 4:41 pm to The Boat
quote:
What kind of gay early votes
People with jobs that can't afford to take off half a work day to go vote. I early vote in every election so I can vote during a short break and be done. The only time I voted on election day was the first time I voted as a 19 year old in the 2004 election and it took me 3-4 hours. No thanks.
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