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re: Rumor: Temporary acting Supreme Leader of Iran killed; was appointed this morning

Posted on 3/1/26 at 2:56 pm to
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
89076 posts
Posted on 3/1/26 at 2:56 pm to
quote:

How do you say “Uncle Junior” in Farsi?




Good luck finding a mullah who likes to go down on a woman.
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
16428 posts
Posted on 3/1/26 at 2:56 pm to
Must have been to the dentist.... Also Trump creating more jobs...
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86171 posts
Posted on 3/1/26 at 2:56 pm to
Riskier than being the drummer of Spinal Tap.
Posted by yakster
Member since Mar 2021
4103 posts
Posted on 3/1/26 at 2:57 pm to
Does he still get all of his 72 virgins, or is it pro rated?
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
104083 posts
Posted on 3/1/26 at 2:57 pm to
quote:

Good luck finding a mullah who likes to go down on a woman.


Not sure how well an Ayatollah beard meshes with a full on bush anyway.
Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
5725 posts
Posted on 3/1/26 at 2:57 pm to
They can keep appointing them and we’ll keep hitting cntl, alt, delete each time
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35576 posts
Posted on 3/1/26 at 2:58 pm to
Damn shame. We hardly knew Mr Goat fricker.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
89076 posts
Posted on 3/1/26 at 2:58 pm to
Whistlin’ thru the wheatfield.
Posted by Jbird
Shoot the tires out!
Member since Oct 2012
90756 posts
Posted on 3/1/26 at 2:58 pm to
quote:

Imagine being the person in HR who has to update the Regime telephone directory.

IT opening and closing email accounts
Posted by dickkellog
little rock
Member since Dec 2024
2947 posts
Posted on 3/1/26 at 2:58 pm to
did we at least ask him his name? i'm asking for rand paul!
Posted by prouddawg
Member since Sep 2024
9214 posts
Posted on 3/1/26 at 2:58 pm to
Dear board leftists,

Please accept my condolences.

Sincerely, prouddawg
Posted by loogaroo
Welsh
Member since Dec 2005
42412 posts
Posted on 3/1/26 at 2:58 pm to
Posted by Deplorableinohio
Member since Dec 2018
7928 posts
Posted on 3/1/26 at 2:59 pm to
I can’t wait to read the NYT and WP headlines on what an avuncular person he was.

Next?
Posted by Tigergreg
Metairie
Member since Feb 2005
26202 posts
Posted on 3/1/26 at 2:59 pm to
He's going in their record book. Unfortunately, he didn't terrorize long enough to qualify for virgins. We can send him some blue haired, hairy arm pitted, tatted, dog faced liberal trans things.
Posted by FnTigers
Member since Sep 2021
3078 posts
Posted on 3/1/26 at 3:01 pm to
quote:

We can send him some blue haired, hairy arm pitted, tatted, dog faced liberal trans things.
leave 4cubbs alone
Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
48578 posts
Posted on 3/1/26 at 3:01 pm to
The next guy on their list…

Posted by Kjnstkmn
Vermilion Parish
Member since Aug 2020
21921 posts
Posted on 3/1/26 at 3:01 pm to
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
82405 posts
Posted on 3/1/26 at 3:02 pm to
The female mayfly lifespan is only 5 minutes.
Posted by jb4
Member since Apr 2013
13931 posts
Posted on 3/1/26 at 3:02 pm to
Meet the new boss same fate as the old boss
Posted by ELVIS U
Member since Feb 2007
11821 posts
Posted on 3/1/26 at 3:06 pm to
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