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re: Portland - People living in giant treehouse on city property are terrorizing neighbors

Posted on 8/19/22 at 10:07 am to
Posted by gaetti15
AK
Member since Apr 2013
15299 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 10:07 am to
this gives me an idea. How about we get them a national forest or state forest and tell them to live amongst the trees.

Maybe the can transition their society into noble tree elves
Posted by HabaneroBuck
Up a ways.
Member since Oct 2020
1359 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 10:25 am to
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City needs to cut the trees down.


I mean, imagine having an issue with zone enforcement in a hyper-regulated, ultra-micro-managed Leftist enclave! These types of places will tax property owners over the air that they breath and then allow this intrusion to fester non-stop!

The houses in that area range from 350-700 K. Imagine paying half a million dollars for your dream home next to a creek in Portland and having the city give you the shrug.
Posted by BigMob
Georgia
Member since Oct 2021
7625 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 10:26 am to
Good. The voters deserve this 100%
Posted by YipSkiddlyDooo
Member since Apr 2013
3815 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 10:36 am to
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Tread lightly when dealing with hillbillies like this.


They’re just meth heads in a temperate climate. Never mind, that does sound a lot like a hillbilly after I type it out…
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
25860 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 10:42 am to
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I would spike the trees if the city refused to do anything about it.
Where's the ghost of Harvey Updyke when you need him?
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 10:46 am to
Communists are the trashiest humans on the planet.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
140573 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 10:53 am to
You don't report this to authorities.

You wait for a dry spell and let nature take care of it with a forest fire.
Posted by wareaglepete
Union of Soviet Auburn Republics
Member since Dec 2012
18566 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 10:55 am to
If you take it, they will continue to do it.

Sitting in a treehouse? Sitting ducks.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
140573 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 10:57 am to
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quote:

I would spike the trees if the city refused to do anything about it.

What are you talking about?


Posted by BFIV
Virginia
Member since Apr 2012
8891 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 11:08 am to
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What are you talking about?


You don't remember this? Harvey Updike link: LINK
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
56003 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 11:31 am to
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burn it down.


Posted by fisherscatfan
Indianapolis
Member since Sep 2020
743 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 11:35 am to
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"We actually had to put up a fence from Johnson Creek all the way back to the Springwater Trail, just to keep them out of our backyard," said Kerry.


Funny how when it gets personal, people realize the value of border barriers?
Posted by Cuz413
Member since Nov 2007
11310 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 11:56 am to


Swiss Family Robinson - Portland Edition
Posted by Oneforthemoney
A town near you, la
Member since Dec 2013
2508 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 11:59 am to
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Portland is an absolutely insane place. White people are fricking crazy



Liberal Nutjobs. Corrected it for you
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
17137 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 12:01 pm to
I think the treehouse could use a little cleaning up.

They should use 5 gallons of diesel and a match to do it.

Preferably with the squatters asleep inside.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
38368 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 12:02 pm to
That looks like a lovely abode

Someone bulldoze that thing over
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
51894 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 12:03 pm to
Okay. The only spiking a tree I knew was hammering in metal spikes in trees to frick with loggers and sawmills.
Posted by Walkerdog14
Member since Dec 2014
1304 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 12:07 pm to
These people are not homeless, that is a house and if it’s on city property they should be paying property tax.
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
8462 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 1:06 pm to
I’m not gonna lie, that’s a pretty damn nice treehouse…
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
14799 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 1:10 pm to
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They've actually shot at us from up there when my dog was barking,


"Game on."
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