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re: Official US/Israel vs Iran war thread

Posted on 4/13/26 at 1:41 pm to
Posted by hawgfaninc
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Posted on 4/13/26 at 1:41 pm to
Posted by hawgfaninc
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Posted on 4/13/26 at 1:43 pm to
Posted by bigjoe1
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Posted on 4/13/26 at 1:43 pm to
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*Scary noises intensify*

When they say this, they mean that they have a new AI movie they want to vomit out onto the internet.


Reminds me of Hitler boasting about "Wonder Weapons" as the Russians closed in on Berlin.
Posted by hawgfaninc
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Posted on 4/13/26 at 1:49 pm to
Posted by hawgfaninc
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Posted on 4/13/26 at 1:53 pm to
Posted by idlewatcher
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Posted on 4/13/26 at 2:07 pm to
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Reminds me of Hitler boasting about "Wonder Weapons" as the Russians closed in on Berlin.



The V2 had potential though
Posted by cajuntiger1010
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Posted on 4/13/26 at 2:09 pm to
did something happen for US confidence in last few hours? Crude oil dropped and Dow shot up
Posted by threeputtforbogie
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Posted on 4/13/26 at 2:12 pm to
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did something happen for US confidence in last few hours? Crude oil dropped and Dow shot up



Came here to ask the same thing.
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
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Posted on 4/13/26 at 2:17 pm to
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The V2 had potential though


That was ahead of its time. The V1 wasn't bad, either.
Posted by Sharlo
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Posted on 4/13/26 at 2:24 pm to
Re: “UK leading coalition of more than 40 nations to reopen Hormuz.”

Are they leading the coalition with a kayak?
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Posted on 4/13/26 at 2:30 pm to
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The dots that only a few seem to connect is that the Venezuela+Iran double tap was a headshot aimed at China, who's saying goodbye to cheap oil.

Iran closed the Strait of Hormuz thinking it was holding the West hostage. But in reality, 90 percent of the oil that flows through that strait goes east, and almost half of that goes to China in heavily subsidized product.

Iran was not holding a gun to America's head. Iran was holding a gun to China's gas tank and screaming "LOOK HOW POWERFUL I AM YA FILTHY INFIDEL!!" at Washington.

Because frick logic I guess

So what happened next was predictable to everyone except, apparently, the IRGC.

Saudi Arabia said "Fine, I'll do this myself" and cranked its pipeline to the Red Sea to nearly seven million barrels a day. The UAE expanded its pipeline to the Gulf of Oman. Nature is healing.

American crude exports hit a record 4.9 million barrels a day in April alone. Right now, 121 empty tankers turned around and sailed to the United States to load up on American oil because... it turns out there's an obscene amount of American oil.

Iran's one big card, the only economic leverage it had left, just forced every customer on earth to build a permanent detour around Iran. That's like barricading yourself inside the only bridge in town and then watching the city build four new bridges while you sit there starving.

The regime traded decades of chokepoint relevance for a few weeks of headlines and a negotiating position that got worse every single day. Their oil revenue collapsed. Bypass infrastructure is going up. And the Asian buyers who used to depend on the Strait are locking in American and Russian and African supply chains that will never route back through Hormuz.

A broken Iran means China has to buy American, and any plans to pose a threat to Taiwan were put on indefinite hold.

The Iranian regime keeps doubling down on this nonsense. Because what else can they do?
Posted by BayouBengal51
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Posted on 4/13/26 at 2:30 pm to
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And Iran wonders why their gulf neighbors don't like them.
Posted by LSUAlum2001
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Posted on 4/13/26 at 2:30 pm to
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Re: “UK leading coalition of more than 40 nations to reopen Hormuz.”


They were OK when Iran shut it down, but when the US starts to patrol it and keep it open for everyone except Iranian tanker traffic, that's where they draw the line.
Posted by Pepperoni
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Posted on 4/13/26 at 2:33 pm to
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Are they leading the coalition with a kayak?

Close, they will have to release the coracles
Posted by LARancher1991
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Posted on 4/13/26 at 2:40 pm to
Seems like they have made this statement all day since the blockade started. Either they are full of shite or don't have any more capabilities to do it.
Posted by ColoradoAg
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Posted on 4/13/26 at 2:51 pm to
The whole point of the bombing was to be able to bring in ships and control the strait. Nobody in the world has the Navy to challenge right now. Sure as hell not Britain, France, or any of those idiots in Western Europe. The US will enforce that ships can transit the strait. They will also keep them from docking in Iran. In the meantime, we should just occupy Kharg until the Iranian regime capitulates
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Posted by BayouBengal51
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Posted on 4/13/26 at 3:06 pm to
Posted by bigjoe1
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Posted on 4/13/26 at 3:10 pm to
BlackRock thinks the war is over CNBC
Posted by Aguga
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Posted on 4/13/26 at 3:10 pm to
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Came here to ask the same thing.


Iran hasn’t done shite, like they said they would. Currently their bluff is being called.
Posted by 1999
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Posted on 4/13/26 at 3:27 pm to
All bark no bite
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