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re: Obama joke I heard
Posted on 10/26/26 at 2:06 pm to RobertFootball
Posted on 10/26/26 at 2:06 pm to RobertFootball
OP probably sucked off Barry in a bath house a time or two.
Sad!!
A bad Trump term is light years ahead of that terrorist.
Sad!!
A bad Trump term is light years ahead of that terrorist.
Posted on 10/26/26 at 2:37 pm to Napoleon
To make it more political, he asked the genie for a 12 inch penis and Michelle Obama showed up.
Posted on 10/26/26 at 4:29 pm to RobertFootball
In late 2016, Obama and his cabinet were sitting around having lunch in the Oval Office when they noticed that the salt was in the pepper jar and vice versa. They started to panic. Obama looked at everyone and smiled “we are smart men. We will figure this out”. So using the best minds available to the democrats they all worked to find a solution. They decided to poor all of the pepper onto a napkin and then the salt directly into the salt shaker and then take the napkin and fold it aerodynamically so that the paper slid perfectly into the pepper shaker. They were so proud.
President elect Donald Trump walked in and demanded to know what was going on. They told him and he took the tops off the two containers and switched them immediately solving the problem. They were immediately humbled. Everyone began to pepper and eat their food while the Don looked on smiling. Finally Obama snapped, “we get that you are smarter than us but why do you have to smile so much about it”. Trump laughed. “I’m not smiling at being smarter than you, which is true, I’m smiling because I had poo poo on my hands and snuck it into the pepper when I was changing the tops”. Obama and his staff vomited as Trump began laughing hard and his laughing woke up the rest of the White House staff who came running in and also started laughing with Trump
President elect Donald Trump walked in and demanded to know what was going on. They told him and he took the tops off the two containers and switched them immediately solving the problem. They were immediately humbled. Everyone began to pepper and eat their food while the Don looked on smiling. Finally Obama snapped, “we get that you are smarter than us but why do you have to smile so much about it”. Trump laughed. “I’m not smiling at being smarter than you, which is true, I’m smiling because I had poo poo on my hands and snuck it into the pepper when I was changing the tops”. Obama and his staff vomited as Trump began laughing hard and his laughing woke up the rest of the White House staff who came running in and also started laughing with Trump
This post was edited on 10/26/26 at 4:32 pm
Posted on 10/26/26 at 4:32 pm to RobertFootball
He was the biggest anti-American TURD ever to be in the white house and there were some serious turds in the past.
Posted on 10/26/26 at 4:35 pm to RobertFootball
Is there a punchline in that "joke's" future?
Posted on 10/26/26 at 4:36 pm to RobertFootball
That’s what passes for humor on the left
Posted on 10/26/26 at 4:37 pm to MAADFACTS
these are funny guys!
This post was edited on 10/26/26 at 4:38 pm
Posted on 10/26/26 at 4:39 pm to RobertFootball
quote:
Obama is like that ex that keeps popping up every so often to remind you how good you had it even though you were happy to get rid of them.
It's going to take 15-20 years and some serious efforts to clean up Obammy's mess.
Posted on 10/26/26 at 4:42 pm to KCT
quote:
Obama IS a joke. He's easily one of the biggest phonies on the planet.
I think +90% of politicians are narcissistic phonies, Obammy being the worst of the lot.
Posted on 10/26/26 at 4:49 pm to RobertFootball
quote:
Obama is like that ex that keeps popping up every so often to remind you that you didn't build that!
There...that's better.
Posted on 10/26/26 at 7:59 pm to MAADFACTS
I came up with a little Mike Pence joke just now:
JD Vance couldn’t stop smiling at the inaugural ball. “Look at all this grade a pussy” he said. But his smile turned into a frown when one by one all of the women retired to the president’s bedroom, including Usha Vance. JD was crestfallen.
“Sorry, dog” quipped Stephen Miller. “There can only be one Alpha and you ain’t it”.
“But I want pussy too!” screamed a furious JD.
Stephen Miller, “oh the rest of us get pussy. We get that good Rhino traitor pussy formerly known as Mike Pence”.
“I don’t go in for that sort of thing!” JD exclaimed emphatically.
JD went to work as Vice President and he worked hard and did a lot of thankless tasks but he did them for America and he was a man. Two weeks into a high stress job and two weeks with no pussy started to get to him. He felt something within himself weaken. After all, wasn’t he not too but made from clay? The spirit was willing but the flesh was weak and horny. He sought out Stephen Miller.
“Look I’m gonna frick the Rhino Traitor Pussy formerly known as Mike Pence, but no one can know about it!” JD bartered.
Stephen Miller shrugged. “Well now that is going to be a problem”.
“How come?” JD, inquired.
Stephen Miller smiled and replied, “Because you’re gonna know about it. I’m gonna know about it. The Rhino traitor pussy formerly known as Mike Pence is gonna know about it. And the fella that has to hold Mike Pence down is gonna know about it”.
JD Vance couldn’t stop smiling at the inaugural ball. “Look at all this grade a pussy” he said. But his smile turned into a frown when one by one all of the women retired to the president’s bedroom, including Usha Vance. JD was crestfallen.
“Sorry, dog” quipped Stephen Miller. “There can only be one Alpha and you ain’t it”.
“But I want pussy too!” screamed a furious JD.
Stephen Miller, “oh the rest of us get pussy. We get that good Rhino traitor pussy formerly known as Mike Pence”.
“I don’t go in for that sort of thing!” JD exclaimed emphatically.
JD went to work as Vice President and he worked hard and did a lot of thankless tasks but he did them for America and he was a man. Two weeks into a high stress job and two weeks with no pussy started to get to him. He felt something within himself weaken. After all, wasn’t he not too but made from clay? The spirit was willing but the flesh was weak and horny. He sought out Stephen Miller.
“Look I’m gonna frick the Rhino Traitor Pussy formerly known as Mike Pence, but no one can know about it!” JD bartered.
Stephen Miller shrugged. “Well now that is going to be a problem”.
“How come?” JD, inquired.
Stephen Miller smiled and replied, “Because you’re gonna know about it. I’m gonna know about it. The Rhino traitor pussy formerly known as Mike Pence is gonna know about it. And the fella that has to hold Mike Pence down is gonna know about it”.
Posted on 10/26/26 at 8:00 pm to RobertFootball
Joke doesn't even make sense. He was a 2 term president. We "got rid of him" because he was term limited.
Posted on 10/26/26 at 8:10 pm to RobertFootball
Change has come to America
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