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Obama joke I heard
Posted on 10/26/26 at 12:19 pm
Posted on 10/26/26 at 12:19 pm
Obama is like that ex that keeps popping up every so often to remind you how good you had it even though you were happy to get rid of them.
Posted on 10/26/26 at 12:21 pm to RobertFootball
Thanks for the enlightening post, Robert.
Posted on 10/26/26 at 12:21 pm to RobertFootball
It's a stupid joke. It also sounds like you just made this up and it isn't really a joke you heard somewhere.
Posted on 10/26/26 at 12:21 pm to RobertFootball
Obama IS a joke. He's easily one of the biggest phonies on the planet.
Posted on 10/26/26 at 12:27 pm to RobertFootball
Please do not post again.
Posted on 10/26/26 at 12:28 pm to RobertFootball
Good under Obama?
Posted on 10/26/26 at 12:30 pm to RobertFootball
Bruh, delete this thread for your own sake
Posted on 10/26/26 at 12:36 pm to RobertFootball
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remind you how good you had it
No one could possibly be THIS F*CKING STUPID.
Posted on 10/26/26 at 12:36 pm to RobertFootball
Posted on 10/26/26 at 12:37 pm to BoarEd
If you’d take the stick out of your arse maybe you’d have a sense of humor
Posted on 10/26/26 at 12:41 pm to MMauler
You’d be surprised. Alot of people still worship black Jesus.
Posted on 10/26/26 at 12:41 pm to hogcard1964
quote:
Good under Obama?
He's saying the opposite.
Posted on 10/26/26 at 12:42 pm to RobertFootball
quote:
you’d have a sense of humor
It is not the least bit funny, though.
Posted on 10/26/26 at 12:52 pm to RobertFootball
What is Obama's favorite food?
Ramen poodles.
Ramen poodles.
Posted on 10/26/26 at 12:57 pm to RobertFootball
I thought it was the one about the little black ruler
Posted on 10/26/26 at 12:58 pm to JDsJersey
I don't think people get that out isn't a pro Obama joke.
He's acting like it was better under him but"you're glad to be rid of him" not super funny but makes sense. It's exactly how Obama is now. He talks about how much had changed while MAGA is glad he's gone and his party moved left of him.
He's acting like it was better under him but"you're glad to be rid of him" not super funny but makes sense. It's exactly how Obama is now. He talks about how much had changed while MAGA is glad he's gone and his party moved left of him.
Posted on 10/26/26 at 12:58 pm to RobertFootball
This is one of the worst jokes i have ever heard/read.
I bet you wear your cellphone on a belt clip.
I bet you wear your cellphone on a belt clip.
Posted on 10/26/26 at 1:03 pm to Napoleon
A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.
The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot high and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano stool, which he places in front of the piano.
The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart! "Where on earth did you get that?" says the bartender.
The man responds by reaching into the paper bag again. This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says: "Here. Rub it."
So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him. "I will grant you one wish. Just one wish~~ each person is only allowed only one!"
The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating he says, "I want a million bucks!" A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed by another duck, then another. Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming!
The bartender turns to the man and says, "Y'know, I think your genie's a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks."
"Tell me about it!!" says the man, "do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?
The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot high and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano stool, which he places in front of the piano.
The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart! "Where on earth did you get that?" says the bartender.
The man responds by reaching into the paper bag again. This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says: "Here. Rub it."
So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him. "I will grant you one wish. Just one wish~~ each person is only allowed only one!"
The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating he says, "I want a million bucks!" A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed by another duck, then another. Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming!
The bartender turns to the man and says, "Y'know, I think your genie's a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks."
"Tell me about it!!" says the man, "do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?
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