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NYT Writer: Cancel Office Christmas Parties So Women Avoid Harassment...

Posted on 12/13/18 at 10:29 am
Posted by Music_City_Tiger
Nashville, TN
Member since Feb 2018
1087 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 10:29 am
quote:

"Why are we having holiday parties at all?" Weiner wondered aloud. "Wouldn't you rather have an extra hundred dollars in your paycheck than have to go be social with the guy with the stale coffee breath whose been looking at your backside every time you go to the copier."


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Posted by HottyToddy7
Member since Sep 2010
13978 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 10:31 am to
Anyone want to guess how I know she is lying?
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
112410 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 10:31 am to
I heard a woman on America's First News radio two weeks ago with tips for office parties. The one that really floored me:

'Do not hang mistletoe because kissing could lead to harassment charges.'
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
21450 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 10:32 am to
quote:

to go be social with the guy with the stale coffee breath whose been looking at your backside every time you go to the copier."
Ain't nobody looking at her backside, except maybe a horny hippo.
Posted by The Maj
Member since Sep 2016
27053 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 10:32 am to
No one is staring at your backside, darling... they simply cannot see around your backside when looking in your direction...
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
24495 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 10:33 am to
quote:

whose been looking at your backside



When we can't tell your back from your front side no wonder mistakes are made
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
139782 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 10:33 am to
I'm in for a guess. Because she is a fat progressive journalist that no man not named juice fairy is looking at?

What do I win?
Posted by BradPitt
Where the wild things are
Member since Nov 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 10:36 am to
You can't help but not to look... count is shaped like that Violet girl on Willy Wonka.
Posted by UAinSOUTHAL
Mobile,AL
Member since Dec 2012
4826 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 10:41 am to
Is her backside her front side? I'm so confused
Posted by bengalfan50
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2009
2467 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 10:43 am to
quote:

Ain't nobody looking at her backside, except maybe a horny hippo.

With that front butt she gets em coming and going.....
Posted by geaux88
Northshore, LA
Member since Oct 2003
16355 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 10:45 am to
She's just too lazy to bring her baby kangaroo living in that FUPA she is sporting to the office party.
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 10:46 am to
quote:

whose been looking at your backside every time you go to the copier."
I know this type of woman. Completely unattractive yet certain that everyone who looks physically in their direction is "checking them out".

But even if she was hot. Hey. Newsflash lady. For the most part, Men like women and women like men. There is no magic border at the front door of your place of work that changes this reality.
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 10:46 am to
quote:

Anyone want to guess how I know she is lying?

She things people are checking her arse out but I suspect that what really is happening is people are trying to figure out why she has TWO butts.
Posted by Lima Whiskey
Member since Apr 2013
19105 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 10:49 am to
I do the quick hellos, and leave. Because of the potential downsides.
Posted by puse01
Member since Sep 2011
3742 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 10:49 am to
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Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 10:49 am to
quote:

But even if she was hot. Hey. Newsflash lady. For the most part, Men like women and women like men. There is no magic border at the front door of your place of work that changes this reality.


And let's be real, if you haven't hooked up or gotten drunk and made an arse of yourself at a Christmas party at some point in your life you just haven't lived.

Only semi-joking.
Posted by BradPitt
Where the wild things are
Member since Nov 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 10:54 am to
quote:

But even if she was hot. Hey. Newsflash lady. For the most part, Men like women and women like men. There is no magic border at the front door of your place of work that changes this reality.


Like female crew members on a movie set...

"OMG! THAT JERKOFF GRIP WAS LOOKING AT MY arse! I WANT HIM BLACKLISTED NOW! ME TOO! "

The next day...

"OMG! DID YOU GUYS SEE HENRY CAVILL WALK BY SHIRTLESS? GAWD HE'S SO HOOOOOT!"

fricking hypocrites.
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
81348 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 10:54 am to
That pussy pouch tho...
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 10:59 am to
Hard to avoid looking at her back side - its so big, so immaculately huge.
Posted by Redbone
my castle
Member since Sep 2012
18831 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 11:00 am to
Make ALL Christmas parties illegal.

Certainly that will fix a lot of problems.
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