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re: NOT Satire: CDC Now Recommending We Wear Pantyhose On Our Faces ALONG With Facemasks

Posted on 2/12/21 at 2:09 pm to
Posted by wareaglepete
Lumon Industries
Member since Dec 2012
10968 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 2:09 pm to
So, I can walk into any bank with a mask on and pantyhose on my head. Outstanding!
Posted by AURaptor
South
Member since Aug 2018
11958 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 2:10 pm to
CDC: To help the spread of Covid, we suggest covering the face with pantyhose... .

Bill Clinton: You had me at panty!
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
38968 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 2:23 pm to
Drive fast old man.
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
20271 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 3:43 pm to
Posted by beebefootballfan
Member since Mar 2011
19025 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 4:05 pm to
I feel like Bruce Willis in Armageddon

LINK
Posted by AggieExile
San Antonio, Texas
Member since Oct 2020
554 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 4:09 pm to
NEXT

Posted by SOSFAN
Blythewood
Member since Jun 2018
12181 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 4:12 pm to
I hear Gorilla glue will make a great sealed mask.
Posted by IamShado
Member since Jan 2021
76 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 7:46 pm to
quote:

So, I can walk into any bank with a mask on and pantyhose on my head. Outstanding!


Surprisingly, robberies have been way up since the mask mandates went in to place. Who would have thought..
Posted by ihometiger
Member since Dec 2013
12475 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 7:48 pm to
What publicly traded companies make panty hose? Asking for a friend who may put down some money on the morons who will raid Dept stores for panty hose to protect themselves.
Posted by Chrome
Chromeville
Member since Nov 2007
10325 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 7:56 pm to
Bank robbers rejoice!
Posted by GoldenGuy
Member since Oct 2015
10870 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 7:58 pm to
I use a plastic bag now. I recommend it for most of my liberal friends. If the bag actually enters your mouth and creates a seal, you know it’s working.
Posted by VBFlorida
Florida
Member since Nov 2020
1337 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 8:42 pm to
I got 2 dozen egg containers of Leggs!
Posted by blueboxer1119
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
7984 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 8:55 pm to
I plan on wearing pantyhose on my head in addition to 10 masks when I grocery shop at Walmart tomorrow.

Will report back.
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
31484 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 9:00 pm to
quote:

I got 2 dozen egg containers of Leggs!


Sheer Energy? Do you know how to use them?
Posted by jatilen
Member since May 2020
13608 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 9:03 pm to
Posted by TidenUP
Dauphin Island
Member since Apr 2011
14428 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 9:10 pm to
That include fishnets?
Posted by Plx1776
Member since Oct 2017
16204 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 9:38 pm to
In a few months, CDC will probably recommend everyone wear plastic bags on their heads. CDC has pretty much gotten everything wrong when it comes to covid19.
This post was edited on 2/12/21 at 9:39 pm
Posted by RBTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
7681 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 9:43 pm to
Panty hose on the face go perfect with the CCP anal swabs.
Posted by Sneauxghost
Member since Sep 2020
1084 posts
Posted on 2/12/21 at 11:55 pm to
Drive fast old timer...
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