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Non-Menstruating Partner Wishes Menstruating Partner A Happy Birthing Person's Day
Posted on 5/13/24 at 6:40 am
Posted on 5/13/24 at 6:40 am
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According to sources close to the Larson household, Steve, the family's non-menstruating partner, wished Carrie, the family's menstruating partner, an early happy birthing person's day this evening.
"Greetings, menstruating partner, and may you have a satisfactory birthing person's day this year!" Larson said as he gave her a gift of roses and chocolate, traditional presents for the ovary-possessing partner in a relationship. "May you bear many more offspring of indeterminate gender, as is your primary function in this relationship between two or more homo sapiens!"
"Also, I am feeling emotions of fondness, but they are simply random chemical reactions in my brain approximating the abstract and imaginary concept of 'love,' honey!" he added romantically. He then rubbed her shoulders for several moments before his hands got tired.
The non-menstruator was puzzled, however, when his technically accurate and non-offensive terminology failed to woo his menstruating partner and she went to bed without returning his affections in a romantic manner.
Larson also said he is hoping to receive a new set of golf clubs for non-birthing person's day coming up in June.
According to sources close to the Larson household, Steve, the family's non-menstruating partner, wished Carrie, the family's menstruating partner, an early happy birthing person's day this evening.
"Greetings, menstruating partner, and may you have a satisfactory birthing person's day this year!" Larson said as he gave her a gift of roses and chocolate, traditional presents for the ovary-possessing partner in a relationship. "May you bear many more offspring of indeterminate gender, as is your primary function in this relationship between two or more homo sapiens!"
"Also, I am feeling emotions of fondness, but they are simply random chemical reactions in my brain approximating the abstract and imaginary concept of 'love,' honey!" he added romantically. He then rubbed her shoulders for several moments before his hands got tired.
The non-menstruator was puzzled, however, when his technically accurate and non-offensive terminology failed to woo his menstruating partner and she went to bed without returning his affections in a romantic manner.
Larson also said he is hoping to receive a new set of golf clubs for non-birthing person's day coming up in June.
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Posted on 5/13/24 at 6:42 am to Night Vision
The Bee becoming breaking news each and every day...
Posted on 5/13/24 at 6:43 am to Night Vision
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Larson also said he is hoping to receive a new set of golf clubs for non-birthing person's day coming up in June.
Posted on 5/13/24 at 6:59 am to Night Vision
Meanwhile, the biker next door is wailing her three times a week.
Posted on 5/13/24 at 8:30 am to Night Vision
quote:
Steve, (the one currently identifying as) the family's non-menstruating partner, wished Carrie, (the one currently identifying as) the family's menstruating partner,
needs to be more obtuse in order to be, uh, em, er, ah, more obtuse.
Posted on 5/13/24 at 8:42 am to Night Vision
quote:Is Steve postmenopausal or just postmen?
Steve, the family's non-menstruating partner
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:01 am to Night Vision
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The non-menstruator was puzzled, however, when his technically accurate and non-offensive terminology failed to woo his menstruating partner and she went to bed without returning his affections in a romantic manner.
Hey Larry don’t be a smartass if your partner is menstruating.
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Larson also said he is hoping to receive a new set of golf clubs for non-birthing person's day coming up in June.
Larry will probably get a new strap-on his partner can use to peg him.
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:09 am to Night Vision
Every time there's a Bee thread people get fooled. That's how fricked up things are right now
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