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Nigerian Minister Tries to Part the Sea. Even Moses is Laughing!
Posted on 6/2/26 at 9:14 pm
Posted on 6/2/26 at 9:14 pm
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Posted on 6/2/26 at 9:15 pm to Timeoday
I admire his faith 
Posted on 6/2/26 at 9:39 pm to Timeoday
God doesn’t appreciate mockery
Posted on 6/2/26 at 9:41 pm to LordSaintly
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I admire his faith
Faith to move mountains and split the seas doesn’t avail one if you’re not working in God’s will
Where was the part where God told him to it
"Raise your staff and stretch out your hand over the sea to divide the water so that the Israelites can go through the sea on dry ground."
This post was edited on 6/2/26 at 9:44 pm
Posted on 6/2/26 at 9:41 pm to Timeoday
Posted on 6/2/26 at 9:42 pm to Timeoday
God:
Posted on 6/2/26 at 10:26 pm to Timeoday
What sea is he trying to part? The South Atlantic Ocean?
Posted on 6/3/26 at 1:36 am to Timeoday
I am a minister and I got a laugh out of this. This is up there with snake handling. Things like this are simply stunts to try and increase the influence of whomever does it. It's stupid and a sideshow and does nothing to fulfill the Great Commission.
Posted on 6/3/26 at 2:34 am to Timeoday
This is a Christian minister?
Im not a biblical scholar, I'm not a minister, but I don't think God would have a minister part a body of water in front of a camera for funsies. If anything, God would have the minister do something to submit to him, and it wouldn't be in front of a camera. I truly think that God performs what we would call miracles on a daily basis at least, and we will never ever learn of a fraction of them except by word of mouth. Something you have to have faith in to believe. Not video evidence for the world to see.
Im not a biblical scholar, I'm not a minister, but I don't think God would have a minister part a body of water in front of a camera for funsies. If anything, God would have the minister do something to submit to him, and it wouldn't be in front of a camera. I truly think that God performs what we would call miracles on a daily basis at least, and we will never ever learn of a fraction of them except by word of mouth. Something you have to have faith in to believe. Not video evidence for the world to see.
Posted on 6/3/26 at 3:08 am to BrianKellysbuyout
Well said
Posted on 6/3/26 at 4:30 am to Timeoday
Black people love seafood because it seems like an unattainable delicacy brought forth from the sea gods (who even still don't get a tip)
Posted on 6/3/26 at 6:19 am to Timeoday
It sounds like a second line jazz funeral. It almost happened.
Posted on 6/3/26 at 6:52 am to Timeoday
Now he's going to need to move money to a more stable country.
Posted on 6/3/26 at 7:13 am to Loserman
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Where was the part where God told him to it "Raise your staff and stretch out your hand over the sea to divide the water so that the Israelites can go through the sea on dry ground."
Of course this is a 100% mythical, non-historical story. But have any of you ever thought what would happen if the Sea of Reeds, or the Jordan River for that matter, really were parted? It’d be like damming it up. The part that is restricted would flood the otherwise dry land and kill thousands, or tens of thousands.
Ever think about why didn’t Yahweh simply teleport the Israelites to the other side, or build a bridge for them to walk on, or simply let them walk on the water like Jesus was said to have done?
The truth is the plot requires it. Moses and Joshua were emulating creation, when God created the firmament to divide the waters from the waters in Genesis 1.
Posted on 6/3/26 at 7:38 am to Timeoday
Moses didn't part the Red Sea, God did it to get his people across and then it folded in on the Pharoah's chariots.
Posted on 6/3/26 at 7:45 am to Squirrelmeister
quote:GO AWAY!
Squirrelmeister
Posted on 6/4/26 at 7:26 am to Diamondawg
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Moses didn't part the Red Sea, God did it to get his people across and then it folded in on the Pharoah's chariots.
Hence the statement "Moses is laughing"!!
Posted on 6/4/26 at 8:31 am to Timeoday
Cargo cult behavior. If I do this one isolated thing that is unrelated to anything that God asks of me today, I will be exalted like Moses. 
God only requires us to live our lives as it comes. God will help us do it. But not help with retarded stunts like this.
God only requires us to live our lives as it comes. God will help us do it. But not help with retarded stunts like this.
This post was edited on 6/4/26 at 8:33 am
Posted on 6/4/26 at 9:18 am to Diamondawg
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God did it to get his people across and then it folded in on the Pharoah's chariots.
And left the US to take care of them.
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