re: New Time magazine cover.

Posted by Toomer Deplorable

Team Bitter Clinger

Member since May 2020

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Posted on 10/13/25 at 9:45 pm to GumboPot

For once, a truthful cover headline about Trump from TIME magazine. It is indeed a great triumph for Trump.

Trump has prepared a feast, set the table and seated the guests. Now Trump needs to politely excuse himself and make a hasty exit!

Trump can bring them to the table but Trump can’t make them eat. Making the peace last is on them.

Posted by Midget Death Squad

Meme Magic

Member since Oct 2008

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Posted on 10/13/25 at 10:35 pm to Clyde Tipton

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Clearly. They picked an unflattering pic of him.

Yup. I thought the same thing. Washed out by the sun, glare on the lens and making him look old and nearly unrecognizable. That’s intentional

Posted by PowerTool

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Member since Dec 2009

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Posted on 10/13/25 at 11:15 pm to GumboPot

One of the great replies to the Time tweet:

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Posted by Dandy Lion

Member since Feb 2010

51400 posts

Posted on 10/13/25 at 11:24 pm to GumboPot

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it also demonstrates wisdom and perseverance

Because there is a brain behind the visage.

They failed in their attempt to make it a Joe Potato type photo.

Posted by WinnaSez

Jackson, MS

Member since Mar 2019

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Posted on 10/14/25 at 12:33 am to Clyde Tipton

I think he looks saintly.

Posted by beaux duke

Member since Oct 2023

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Posted on 10/14/25 at 12:40 am to SouthEasternKaiju

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But they chose the absolute least flattering photo of him, with the extremely bright light shining through his hair, giving the impression that he’s all but bald.

he is bald
but i agree it's not a flattering picture. the neck pu$$y is not a good look

Posted by SallysHuman

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Posted on 10/14/25 at 12:44 am to beaux duke

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he is bald

Define bald...

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but i agree it's not a flattering picture. the neck pu$$y is not a good look

Even their worst possible photo picks are better than...

Posted by beaux duke

Member since Oct 2023

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Posted on 10/14/25 at 12:53 am to SallysHuman

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Define bald...

donald trump is bald. he's been rolling with a really sad combover for decades now. it's been a frequent topic of conversation and ridicule
pretending like this doesn't exist is pretty weird
eta and if sleeping in a beach chair is wrong i don't want to be right

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Posted by SallysHuman

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Posted on 10/14/25 at 12:59 am to beaux duke

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donald trump is bald. he's been rolling with a really sad combover for decades now. it's been a frequent topic of conversation and ridicule pretending like this doesn't exist is pretty weird

Comb over does not equal bald, dipshit.

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eta and if sleeping in a beach chair is wrong i don't want to be right

Find me a pic of a president not named Biden sleeping on the beach. I'll wait.

Posted by beaux duke

Member since Oct 2023

3402 posts

Posted on 10/14/25 at 1:05 am to SallysHuman

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Comb over does not equal bald, dipshit.

it does. people with hair don't have combovers

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Find me a pic of a president not named Biden sleeping on the beach. I'll wait.

wait for what? i like napping in a beach chair, same as ole joe. i don't believe there are any pics of me doing so. doesn't mean it doesn't happen. is this too complicated for you?

Posted by SallysHuman

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Posted on 10/14/25 at 1:09 am to beaux duke

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it does. people with hair don't have combovers

What are they "combing over" if not HAIR?... bald people do not have hair, hence the term "bald".

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i like napping in a beach chair, same as ole joe. i don't believe there are any pics of me doing so. doesn't mean it doesn't happen. is this too complicated for you?

you aren't a head of state. Leaders of men aren't typically photographed napping on the sea shore... although if you'd care to proffer such a photo, aside from Biden, I'll gladly look.

Posted by beaux duke

Member since Oct 2023

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Posted on 10/14/25 at 1:27 am to SallysHuman

not sure i've got a pic of another president asleep at the beach. or one of me napping for that matter
would falling asleep at your own trial work?
https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/16/media/donald-trump-trial-asleep-reporting-challenges
how about official events?
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/articles/trump-falls-asleep-job-again-193828568.html

Posted by SallysHuman

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Member since Jan 2025

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Posted on 10/14/25 at 1:50 am to beaux duke

link one... cnn... has no pic with Trump's eyes closed

link two... yahoo... has Trump with his hand on his head and eyes closed... no one, but no one, falls asleep straight up with their hand raised lightly touching their brow.

Do try again, though...

Posted by beaux duke

Member since Oct 2023

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Posted on 10/14/25 at 1:55 am to SallysHuman

you're probably right. he totes never dozes off

Posted by SallysHuman

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Posted on 10/14/25 at 2:08 am to beaux duke

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you're probably right. he totes never dozes off

I'm eagerly awaiting evidence of President Trump dozing...

Posted by beaux duke

Member since Oct 2023

3402 posts

Posted on 10/14/25 at 2:16 am to SallysHuman

plenty of stories about it. i linked two but there are many more
you won't believe them though because you're in the cult
sad but true

Posted by Strannix

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Member since Dec 2012

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Posted on 10/14/25 at 3:40 am to Amblin

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They made sure to pick the worst pic of him too...

I think it makes him look like a giant, like we are all looking up to him.

Posted by Gifman

Member since Jan 2021

17601 posts

Posted on 10/14/25 at 4:10 am to beaux duke

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beaux duke

Did you ever move out of your mom’s house or are you still there?