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My wife went to a lesbian art show yesterday

Posted on 2/1/17 at 9:49 am
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 2/1/17 at 9:49 am
To support a lesbian couple who are really good friends of ours.

She said it was insufferable. She was the only one in a dress and heels and the whole night was a huge bitchfest about Trump and bitching and moaning and crying over the fate of our country.

At one point someone tried selling her a $100 crocheted vagina and my wife told her 'sweetheart i can buy a real one for that'.

I know csb cad;dr.
Posted by DragginFly
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Posted on 2/1/17 at 9:50 am to
Pics?
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 2/1/17 at 9:50 am to
quote:

'sweetheart i can buy a real one for that'.


A savvy wife. I like her.
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
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Posted on 2/1/17 at 9:50 am to
Frickn PICS are it didn't happen
Posted by LSU Jax
Gator Country Hell
Member since Sep 2006
8841 posts
Posted on 2/1/17 at 9:51 am to
quote:

'sweetheart i can buy a real one for that'



to your wife.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
94915 posts
Posted on 2/1/17 at 9:51 am to
Was she just bushed and feeling licked when she got home?
Posted by Crimson Wraith
Member since Jan 2014
24726 posts
Posted on 2/1/17 at 9:52 am to
quote:

Pics?



Might not be a good idea.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
77947 posts
Posted on 2/1/17 at 9:52 am to
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Frickn PICS are it didn't happen


y'all have all seen her pic before.
Posted by biggsc
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Posted on 2/1/17 at 9:52 am to
Did they like Georgia O'Keeffe?
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
77947 posts
Posted on 2/1/17 at 9:53 am to
yes. she said it was 100% vagina art.
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 2/1/17 at 9:53 am to
quote:

y'all have all seen her pic before.


True, but no pictures of her schmoozing it up with Lesbians! Im assuming these are dainty lesbians, not the butch lesbians, yes?
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
94915 posts
Posted on 2/1/17 at 9:54 am to
I'm sure few of them have gotten a black light Jackson Pollock done on them.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
77947 posts
Posted on 2/1/17 at 9:54 am to
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True, but no pictures of her schmoozing it up with Lesbians! Im assuming these are dainty lesbians, not the butch lesbians, yes?


both.

but yes, lesbos tend to say 'frick it' and attack the dessert bar without any fear.
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
54202 posts
Posted on 2/1/17 at 9:56 am to
quote:

Im assuming these are dainty lesbians, not the butch lesbians


It's been my observation over the years that one of each is usually required in their relationship.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
77947 posts
Posted on 2/1/17 at 9:59 am to
quote:

It's been my observation over the years that one of each is usually required in their relationship.


or they are hot when they get married then go to shite in like 1 year.
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 2/1/17 at 10:00 am to
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It's been my observation over the years that one of each is usually required in their relationship.
Except in Porn.... always 2 dainty lesbians! MAGA
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
77947 posts
Posted on 2/1/17 at 10:01 am to
quote:

Except in Porn.... always 2 dainty lesbians! MAGA


honestly is it really surprising that women find HOT women sexy?
Posted by BayouBlitz
Member since Aug 2007
15841 posts
Posted on 2/1/17 at 10:02 am to
quote:

To support a lesbian couple who are really good friends of ours.


Uh huh.

Did she come back smelling of fish?
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
58554 posts
Posted on 2/1/17 at 10:02 am to
quote:

i can buy a real one for that


For $100? Not one you'd really want to use.
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
29673 posts
Posted on 2/1/17 at 10:14 am to
I posted a protrump article on Facebook yesterday regarding gay rights and how he was going to continue the pro gray right policies from previous admin. A liberal friend informed me he was de-friending me.
They mad though!
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