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Matt Walsh thinks the Assassination Attempt was Staged

Posted on 4/27/26 at 10:28 pm
Posted by FLTech
he/won
Member since Sep 2017
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Posted on 4/27/26 at 10:28 pm




I’m officially convinced. It was a hoax. The Trump Administration recruited a leftist Kamala Harris voting Trump hater to participate in a staged assassination that would include the shooter getting shot at and then locked in federal prison for the rest of his life. The Kamala Harris voter agreed to this plan, that works against his political and personal interests, because he’s just like a really generous guy. Meanwhile the Trump Administration, despite dastardly planning multiple assassination hoaxes, decided to keep their patsy alive and a permanent liability to them, rather than just killing him like they could have easily done. They did this because they also are really strangely generous in a very odd and specific way. So in summary we have a plot where all parties involved are working against their own interests with no real discernible benefit to any of them. There is no evidence of this plan and it doesn’t even make any intuitive sense and the motives for everyone are unclear if not insane, but still I believe it because I’m a very smart person.
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Posted by AquaAg84
Member since May 2013
3856 posts
Posted on 4/27/26 at 10:36 pm to
Matt has fully embraced idiocity it seems. Candace-like. What a shame.
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
17475 posts
Posted on 4/27/26 at 10:37 pm to
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Matt has fully embraced idiocity it seems


Someone certainly has
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
156995 posts
Posted on 4/27/26 at 10:39 pm to
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Matt has fully embraced idiocity it seems
Someone certainly has
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
157481 posts
Posted on 4/27/26 at 10:40 pm to
Ummmmm
Posted by djsdawg
Member since Apr 2015
41677 posts
Posted on 4/27/26 at 10:40 pm to
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Matt has fully embraced idiocity it seems. Candace-like. What a shame.


Posted by Jrv2damac
KS
Member since Mar 2004
73159 posts
Posted on 4/27/26 at 10:41 pm to
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Matt has fully embraced idiocity it seems. Candace-like. What a shame.


He just tweeted about the lowest form of wit possible and you still missed it.
Posted by Great Plains Drifter
Flyover, U.S.A.
Member since Jul 2019
9780 posts
Posted on 4/27/26 at 10:44 pm to
Sounds like someone reacted to the thread title without bothering to read the rest of the OP.
Posted by the TUSK
In your head.
Member since Jul 2016
87 posts
Posted on 4/27/26 at 10:46 pm to
Posted by MrSpock
Member since Sep 2015
5110 posts
Posted on 4/27/26 at 10:46 pm to
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Matt has fully embraced idiocity it seems.


He strikes me more of an idiocountry
Posted by A10Rebel
Colorado
Member since Nov 2018
963 posts
Posted on 4/27/26 at 10:51 pm to
There is absolutely zero evidence to support that claim.
Posted by holdmuh keystonelite
Member since Oct 2020
4558 posts
Posted on 4/27/26 at 11:09 pm to
Wow, you dumb.
Posted by djsdawg
Member since Apr 2015
41677 posts
Posted on 4/27/26 at 11:14 pm to
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There is absolutely zero evidence to support that claim.


He made some very good points
Posted by smoked
Member since May 2014
32 posts
Posted on 4/27/26 at 11:15 pm to
Any of you morons ever heard of sarcasm? Blatantly OBVIOUS sarcasm? Yikes.....
Posted by A10Rebel
Colorado
Member since Nov 2018
963 posts
Posted on 4/27/26 at 11:17 pm to
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Any of you morons ever heard of sarcasm? Blatantly OBVIOUS sarcasm? Yikes.....


oh shut up. They've been blasting this as a set up on social media all day long.
Posted by smoked
Member since May 2014
32 posts
Posted on 4/27/26 at 11:27 pm to
Which is exactly what the OP was referencing. How stupid it is to think it was staged. By using SARCASM. But some things sail right over some peoples head, sigh
Posted by djsdawg
Member since Apr 2015
41677 posts
Posted on 4/27/26 at 11:30 pm to
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Any of you morons ever heard of sarcasm? Blatantly OBVIOUS sarcasm? Yikes.....


oh shut up. They've been blasting this as a set up on social media all day long.


Do you NOT know who matt walsh is?
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
156995 posts
Posted on 4/27/26 at 11:33 pm to
don't die on this hill

Can't blame you if you only read the thread title, but if you read the article... Just take the L & move on
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
93152 posts
Posted on 4/27/26 at 11:44 pm to
Upvote
Posted by A10Rebel
Colorado
Member since Nov 2018
963 posts
Posted on 4/27/26 at 11:54 pm to
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don't die on this hill

Can't blame you if you only read the thread title, but if you read the article... Just take the L & move on


Dude, these days the world has gone absolutely crazy. If Matt Walsh crossed over it wouldn't surprise me anymore.
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