re: Mars focused on making "more progressive" M&M characters

So now there will be pink and purple fig M&Ms, and all the rest must be bitter and any color other than white.

Might as well just make all M&Ms gray and stamp the NPC face on them instead of the traditional "m". Replace the chocolate with soy and tofu, then flavor them all like Starbucks and the transformation is complete.

If they turn that lummox yellow peanut M&M gay, I'm out.

As an old grand paw, I always spoil my 2 young grandkids with a large bag of M&M each. Do I now have to give them "the talk" about which ones to eat, as one is a girl, the other a boy.

So green and brown are now lesbians?

This is how marketing is done now. That's all this is.

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This is how marketing is done now. That's all this is.

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There's no white m&m... that's racist af... I say we cancel the little bastards.