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re: Landman 2.0

Posted on 6/3/26 at 7:28 am to
Posted by stout
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Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 6/3/26 at 7:28 am to
New cowboy hat, Columbia shirt, and a 5 o'clock shadow despite never having one before.

What manufactured bullshite


ETA: If he were really a Texan, he would be wearing Magellen and supporting a Texas company, Academy, since Magellen is their brand
This post was edited on 6/3/26 at 7:34 am
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
52004 posts
Posted on 6/3/26 at 7:28 am to
Polished nails. Soft hands.

All hat, no cattle.
Posted by LuckyTiger
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Member since Dec 2008
52550 posts
Posted on 6/3/26 at 7:29 am to
That’s worse than Dukakis in the tank.
Posted by bayouteche
The Beaches of Wham Brake
Member since Nov 2012
1862 posts
Posted on 6/3/26 at 7:31 am to
He’s driving a car?
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
46316 posts
Posted on 6/3/26 at 7:33 am to
The face who sucked a thousand dicks.
Posted by GatorOnAnIsland
Florida
Member since Jan 2019
10102 posts
Posted on 6/3/26 at 7:36 am to
The Cowboy in the Village People is a better representation of this Fool, Sources say he likes to go to the YMCA.




Posted by Victor R Franko
Member since Dec 2021
3639 posts
Posted on 6/3/26 at 7:47 am to
quote:

If he were really a Texan, he would be wearing Magellen and supporting a Texas company, Academy, since Magellen is their brand

If he were a real Texan out there in west Texas, that be the remains of a 6-pack between his legs and a cooler back-up in the passenger seat.

Back in my workin' days we always measured the distance to or from a destination by the number of beers it would take to travel. I preferred Mikey's Big Mouths myself, or Silver Bullets.

Posted by Make It Rayne
Rayne
Member since Sep 2009
2100 posts
Posted on 6/3/26 at 8:01 am to
Soyboy
Posted by BurlesonCountyAg
Member since Jan 2014
4965 posts
Posted on 6/3/26 at 8:04 am to
Mayor Pete would wipe the floor with this nancy boy
Posted by ragincajun03
Member since Nov 2007
29322 posts
Posted on 6/3/26 at 8:08 am to
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The look on Beto’s dog’s face gets me every time.


Probably wasn’t even his dog. He seems like a pomeranian whose owner has a once a week $500/visit groomer service type guy to me.
Posted by gizmoflak
Member since May 2007
11858 posts
Posted on 6/3/26 at 8:09 am to
That limp wrist has never experienced a day of manual labor
Posted by ragincajun03
Member since Nov 2007
29322 posts
Posted on 6/3/26 at 8:10 am to
There’s no fricking way Talarico or his campaign was foolish enough to put out of picture of him like that. That has to be AI generated by someone making fun of him, right?

Because if that’s real, they just gave Paxton campaign more free ammo.
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