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I'm black, bitches!

Posted on 10/15/18 at 5:15 pm
Posted by L.A.
The Mojave Desert
Member since Aug 2003
61279 posts
Posted on 10/15/18 at 5:15 pm
According to my 23andme DNA profile, I have 0.1% Sub-Saharan African DNA.

Since Big Chief Warren only has 0.09% Native American DNA, that means I have more Sub-Saharan African DNA than Big Chief Warren has Native American DNA

I'm black, bitches!

Posted by Big_Slim
Mogadishu
Member since Apr 2016
3977 posts
Posted on 10/15/18 at 5:15 pm to
Congrats on the BBC
Posted by L.A.
The Mojave Desert
Member since Aug 2003
61279 posts
Posted on 10/15/18 at 5:17 pm to
There's nothing wrong with me in the hands department, I can asuure you of that.

Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
9520 posts
Posted on 10/15/18 at 5:17 pm to
Start claiming African American on your job and loan applications for that affirmative action
Posted by Loserman
Member since Sep 2007
21874 posts
Posted on 10/15/18 at 5:18 pm to
quote:

According to my 23andme DNA profile, I have 0.1% Sub-Saharan African DNA. Since Big Chief Warren only has 0.09% Native American DNA, that means I have more Sub-Saharan African DNA than Big Chief Warren has Native American DNA I'm black, bitches!


I'm sorry!




Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 10/15/18 at 5:18 pm to
Bro, you are so lucky. The NBA should be calling you any day now. Congrats!
Posted by Uncle Don
The Big House
Member since Jul 2018
4229 posts
Posted on 10/15/18 at 5:19 pm to
Get your 40 acres and a mule baw
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34662 posts
Posted on 10/15/18 at 5:20 pm to
Wow, think of how much money you can save on tips now!
Posted by L.A.
The Mojave Desert
Member since Aug 2003
61279 posts
Posted on 10/15/18 at 5:21 pm to
quote:

Bro, you are so lucky. The NBA should be calling you any day now. Congrats!


Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 10/15/18 at 5:21 pm to
This new standard is going to ruin cuck videos.

Posted by Uncle Don
The Big House
Member since Jul 2018
4229 posts
Posted on 10/15/18 at 5:25 pm to
quote:

Wow, think of how much money you can save on tips now!


I wonder what goes through certain minds when they see those tip estimates at the bottom of the check
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45760 posts
Posted on 10/15/18 at 5:26 pm to
quote:

I'm black, bitches!
PROVE IT!

Posted by efrad
Member since Nov 2007
18645 posts
Posted on 10/15/18 at 5:26 pm to
I have no black in me but a huge percentage Hispanic that I never knew about prior to the DNA test. I should jump on the Latino train
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
35505 posts
Posted on 10/15/18 at 5:29 pm to
Doesn't 23andMe only go back about 400 years with..."we can trace a...blah blah blah ancestor to this region. You had a great great grandmother who lived in Italy, etc."

Because everyone is going to have this unassigned or North Africa DNA as a human species.

My sister took that test it said 99.6 European...

0.2% North African.
0.2% Unassigned.

Doesn't sound entirely thorough of a test by 23andMe. It's like they got your picture in the mail and just emailed back your profile.

Posted by L.A.
The Mojave Desert
Member since Aug 2003
61279 posts
Posted on 10/17/18 at 5:03 pm to
Standing in solidarity with Big Chief Elizabeth Warren, and because it has been confirmed that I am black (0.1% Sub-Saharan DNA per 23andme), today I am announcing that I am seeking reparations from the White man.


Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
26776 posts
Posted on 10/17/18 at 5:06 pm to
You basically just fricked over any serial killer relatives you may have.

Keep your DNA in house, Fam.
Posted by AggieHank86
Texas
Member since Sep 2013
42941 posts
Posted on 10/17/18 at 5:07 pm to
A Black German?
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
Top secret lab
Member since Feb 2004
52833 posts
Posted on 10/17/18 at 5:07 pm to
I'd ask you to check your credit score, now.


Sure, you will dance better and run faster. But, that Credit Score thing is a mother fricker
Posted by DelU249
Austria
Member since Dec 2010
77625 posts
Posted on 10/17/18 at 5:08 pm to
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This post was edited on 5/27/23 at 2:28 am
Posted by Bass Tiger
Member since Oct 2014
46074 posts
Posted on 10/17/18 at 5:09 pm to
quote:

Start claiming African American on your job and loan applications for that affirmative action


Absolutely! And carry your genetic test results for verification. Lol!
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