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If Harvey's potted plant had a voice, what would it say?

Posted on 10/26/17 at 4:54 pm
Posted by SoulGlo
Shinin' Through
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Posted on 10/26/17 at 4:54 pm
Do we know what kind of plant Harvey Weinstein jerked off on? What would that plant say if it could talk?

"Dude, where's my Oscar?"
"That's not the fertilizer I had in mind."
"No longer a jizz-free ficus"
"Those bitches got hardware, and I didn't even get a lousy t-shirt."

What you got, PB?
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 10/26/17 at 4:56 pm to
That ain't the kind of drink I was wanting.
Posted by TSLG
Member since Mar 2014
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Posted on 10/26/17 at 4:58 pm to
"No worries...I ain't no snitch...I just wanna be famous."
Posted by LukeSidewalker
Mobile, Alabama
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 10/26/17 at 5:04 pm to
He fricks
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 10/26/17 at 5:08 pm to
BONZAI!
Posted by epbart
new york city
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Posted on 10/26/17 at 5:09 pm to
#metoo
Posted by awestruck
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Posted on 10/26/17 at 5:29 pm to
Mumms => ___________

Mother-n-Laws Tongues => Grand-kids, I wanted grand kids!

Wandering Jooo => chutzpah schmuck

Jade => call, if you can't come
Posted by Pinecone Repair
Burminham
Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 10/26/17 at 5:34 pm to
Let me tell you about Harvey! Oh,he's a real tree hugger.
Posted by NC_Tigah
Carolinas
Member since Sep 2003
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Posted on 10/26/17 at 5:37 pm to
quote:

If Harvey's potted plant had a voice, what would it say?
"When I grow up, I wanna be a Blue Dress."
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
38775 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 5:48 pm to
Feed me Seymour
Posted by SoulGlo
Shinin' Through
Member since Dec 2011
17248 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 6:01 pm to
quote:

he's a real tree hugger


Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
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Posted on 10/26/17 at 6:23 pm to
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 6:33 pm to
quote:

What would that plant say if it could talk?



"You call that a dick you fricking a-hole? How do you find in under all those rolls?"

"Oh and I am Hindu, was a Hollywood mogel in a past life - hahahahahahahaha."
Posted by Feelthebarn
Lower Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
2382 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 7:30 pm to
Stop jacking off on me you fricking weirdo!
Posted by Boks
Red Lodge, MT
Member since Jul 2013
1121 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 7:37 pm to
"What's that red stuff on his chin?"
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
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Posted on 10/26/17 at 7:43 pm to
Gurgle
Posted by CptRusty
Basket of Deplorables
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Posted on 10/26/17 at 7:46 pm to
"It hasn't got what plants need, you idiot"
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 10/26/17 at 7:47 pm to
"You could have at least given me a warning first."
Posted by autauga
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Posted on 10/26/17 at 7:50 pm to
Posted by ThinePreparedAni
In a sea of cognitive dissonance
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 10/26/17 at 8:39 pm to


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