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If an illegal signs up to self-deport by the EoY, they get $3K
Posted on 12/22/25 at 9:02 am
Posted on 12/22/25 at 9:02 am
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Posted on 12/22/25 at 9:03 am to stout
Creative. I like it.
Posted on 12/22/25 at 9:09 am to stout
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If you do not self-deport, we will find you, we will arrest you, and you will never be able to return to the United States.
Make Mexico Great Again!
Posted on 12/22/25 at 9:11 am to stout
It should be if I sign up an illegal to be deported i get 3k. One call that's all!
Ill clear a year in 5 days
Ill clear a year in 5 days
Posted on 12/22/25 at 9:13 am to stout
I’m ok with that!
Posted on 12/22/25 at 9:25 am to stout
$3k to illegals, and yet, where's my $2k tariffs dividend?
Congress to the US citizens:
Congress to the US citizens:
Posted on 12/22/25 at 9:36 am to stout
lmao they really must be struggling to find people to deport.
Posted on 12/22/25 at 9:38 am to stout
It will be even better when they never see that money.
Posted on 12/22/25 at 9:40 am to Bonkers119
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lmao they really must be struggling to find people to deport.
Even though you are a liberal, I could respect you if you didn't constantly prove yourself to be a drooling bafoon.
It's cheaper and more efficient for them to self-deport. That doesn't mean they are struggling to find illegals. I could lead them to a trailer park of about 50 illegals if they contacted me. I already reported the park and will report it again soon. It's full of drugs and pitbulls and is a nuisance.
Posted on 12/22/25 at 9:40 am to BamaScoop
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I’m ok with that!
Seems like a good way to supplement income for illegals. Just keep crossing and getting departed.
Posted on 12/22/25 at 9:42 am to Usmc
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It should be if I sign up an illegal to be deported i get 3k. One call that's all!
Ill clear a year in 5 days
This would be affective from an active deportation standpoint.
But, self-deportation will happen much faster and is more important.
Posted on 12/22/25 at 9:43 am to RogerTheShrubber
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Just keep crossing and getting departed.
Idiot
They take their fingerprints and biometrics before they pay anyone
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As part of the process for the U.S. government's voluntary self-departure program (CBP Home App, also called "Assisted Voluntary Return"), fingerprints and other biometrics are collected. The financial incentive (often called an "exit bonus" or "stipend") is generally provided only after your departure from the U.S. has been confirmed.
LINK
This post was edited on 12/22/25 at 9:44 am
Posted on 12/22/25 at 9:46 am to stout
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They take your fingerprints and biometrics before they pay you
Oh I am sure. The Fed Gov has done such a masterful job of policing the border.
This time it will work. "We have their fingerprints so they cant come back in" Pollyanna's are dumber than the war on drugs Pollyanna's.
It would work better if you gave money to the cartels to prevent immigration.
Posted on 12/22/25 at 9:47 am to HubbaBubba
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$3k to illegals, and yet, where's my $2k tariffs dividend?
I understand your point, but I'd rather my $2K go to paying down the deficit.
But on the other hand, as soon as a Dim retakes the White House, they're going to completely collapse us with national debt that will make our current amount look like rookie numbers. So yeah, I'll take the $2K and ask the gov to just deport the border jumpers as they should.
Posted on 12/22/25 at 9:50 am to RogerTheShrubber
Why do you wake daily and decide to come here and make an arse out of yourself?
Dems purposely opened the border. That doesn't mean we are going to let people self-deport over and over and collect money doing so. That's the reason for the fingerprints, obviously.
Just accept that you made a stupid statement, and I posted a link showing why it was a stupid statement, and move on to another thread where you can go make more stupid statements.
We are all wrong from time to time. It's OK, and you don't have to defend every time you are wrong by digging a deeper hole of stupidity.
Dems purposely opened the border. That doesn't mean we are going to let people self-deport over and over and collect money doing so. That's the reason for the fingerprints, obviously.
Just accept that you made a stupid statement, and I posted a link showing why it was a stupid statement, and move on to another thread where you can go make more stupid statements.
We are all wrong from time to time. It's OK, and you don't have to defend every time you are wrong by digging a deeper hole of stupidity.
Posted on 12/22/25 at 9:54 am to stout
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Why do you wake daily and decide to come here and make an arse out of yourself?
Youre the femme who tries to find personal info about posters and harass them.
Youre a fricking estrogen ridden gossip, who is bored out of his/her/their wits and have nothing to do but do what bored housewives do.
If its not fake gossip about other posters, its fake gossip on politicians because your estrogen ridden mind is wired for Jerry Springer, not reality.
Posted on 12/22/25 at 9:55 am to stout
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If you do not self-deport, we will find you, we will arrest you, and you will never be able to return to the United States.
Is this actually true? Thought you were just banned for a certain amount of time.
Posted on 12/22/25 at 9:57 am to idlewatcher
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Is this actually true? Thought you were just banned for a certain amount of time.
There is no incentive for them to remain in Mexico. They;ll take the money and come right back in.
they can make more than 3k a month working construction in the USA . If you want to use money, pay the cartels to police the border. That would be more effective than paying illegals
This post was edited on 12/22/25 at 10:01 am
Posted on 12/22/25 at 9:59 am to idlewatcher
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Is this actually true?
The standard is barred for 10 years but in some cases it is true
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If an individual is formally ordered removed (deported), they can face a bar from returning for 5, 10, or 20 years, or in some cases, a permanent bar, depending on the severity of the offense or the number of removal orders.
Posted on 12/22/25 at 10:02 am to HubbaBubba
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3k to illegals, and yet, where's my $2k tariffs dividend?
$3k to self deport is much cheaper than court costs, detainment, flights, etc..
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