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re: Hypothetical: UN blue helmets arrive at your town and declare martial law, what do you do?

Posted on 12/5/18 at 5:38 pm to
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Posted on 12/5/18 at 5:38 pm to
I’m pretty sure even the most inbred redneck with an AR could handle your average UN soldier.
Posted by el Gaucho
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Posted on 12/5/18 at 5:41 pm to
The un wouldn’t stand a chance against the neighborhood watch
Posted by ecb
Member since Jul 2010
10230 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 5:47 pm to
UN troops don’t actually fight baw, this is another thing you tinfoil hats fear that will never happen.
Posted by OleWar
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Posted on 12/5/18 at 5:48 pm to
I can only think of one military operation in which the UN was effective in actually compelling by force any one to do anything and that is when the US led a UN "police action" in Korea 60 plus years ago.

UN troops would likely drop their weapons and ask for political asylum if deployed to the US.

ETA: Probably sell their weapons.
This post was edited on 12/5/18 at 5:59 pm
Posted by jlntiger
Member since Feb 2011
1605 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 5:55 pm to
Eliminate with extreme prejudice . Or get the hell out of said town and get back to the country where they won’t come
Posted by Bard
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Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 12/5/18 at 5:56 pm to
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New World Order, they want to go door to door and seize everyone's guns, gold, silver, etc. What do you do?


Join one of the bazillion militias that spring up overnight then go all "WOLVERINES!!!" on them.

Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
78373 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 6:02 pm to
No, I would not
Posted by joeytiger
Muh Mom's House
Member since Jul 2012
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Posted on 12/5/18 at 6:36 pm to
I slowly lay down in the prone whilst my windows on the front of my home are open. I begin to open a significant field of fire whilst laughing at the idea of these people thinking they are gonna just waltz in and take my private property. Wife and kid are instructed to hide in the rear of the home behind cover.
Posted by cajunangelle
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Posted on 12/5/18 at 6:41 pm to
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 6:42 pm to
Start shooting at the bastards
Posted by TheFolker
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 12/5/18 at 6:43 pm to
Write them a strongly worded letter.
Posted by Champagne
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Member since Oct 2007
55347 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 7:35 pm to
Prepare to create a new nation-state on this land that can pick up the pieces of the USA and create a new Confederate States of the Union.

CSU!! CSU !!!


quote:

Write them a strongly worded letter.


. . . and this, of course.
This post was edited on 12/5/18 at 7:36 pm
Posted by Jeff Boomhauer
Arlen, TX
Member since Jun 2016
3601 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 7:54 pm to
call my taxidermist to see what the going rate for a blue helmet is?
Posted by OleWar
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Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 12/5/18 at 8:10 pm to
Here is a list of the most common UN Troops and my comments

Ethiopia (8,326) Do UN missions so they don't starve, can not defeat Eritreans or Somalis

India (7,471) Maybe not a half bad military but would probably start shooting neighboring country militaries.

Pakistan (7,161) Same as above

Bangladesh (6,772) Like Pakistan and Ethiopia combined

Rwanda (6,146) Will fight each other

Nepal (5,131) Best are likely in British military, might also be starving

Senegal (3,617) Equivalent fighting capabilities as Xavier University Campus Police

Burkina Faso (3,036) Equivalent fighting capabilities of Xavier Students locked in cafeteria who won't clean up after themselves
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 8:19 pm to
Up to now they never ask for silver.

Stfu. Imagine something you'd like.
Posted by Aquila Strike
Member since Aug 2018
251 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 8:27 pm to
quote:

Killing them wouldn’t send enough or a message. Cut their dicks off and send them back to their HQ.


You're assuming you'd be able to find such an organ on those poosies.

Now, go full bore Vlad Tepes and you're getting somewhere!
This post was edited on 12/5/18 at 8:28 pm
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39285 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 8:31 pm to
Pretty sure I shoot the shite out of them.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35576 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 8:36 pm to
Those pussies wouldn't last one night in Bawcomville.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
138932 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 8:39 pm to
True. They'd probably kill themselves
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 12/5/18 at 8:57 pm to
I've said it before.

UN blue helmets knock on bhtigerfan's door.
bhtigerfan answers from behind locked door.

bhtigerfan: "Can I help you?"

Blue helmets: "We are here to confiscate your firearms."

bhtigerfan: "Oh okay. I'm naked right now, just let me put some clothes on."

bhtigerfan proceeds to retrieve his AR15 with a double 30 round magazine, opens the door and kills every one of those sonsabitches.
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