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Heartwarming: Amy Coney Barrett Just Adopted A Local Troubled Youngster Named Hunter
Posted on 10/19/20 at 5:58 pm
Posted on 10/19/20 at 5:58 pm
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SOUTH BEND, IN—According to sources, Supreme Court nominee Amy Coney Barrett has adopted her 8th child, a troubled local youngster named Hunter. In a touching story of love triumphing over all odds, the Barrett family fought for custody of Hunter and welcomed him into their family for the first time this week.
"This family has love to spare," said Judge Barrett. "We just knew we had another child out there somewhere. We were told by the agency that young Hunter had his fair share of issues, but we knew we would be up to the challenge."
According to friends of the family, Hunter is slowly adjusting to his new home and family. He has kicked an old drug habit and is now attending church with the rest of the family. He has also renounced his old ways and paid back a Ukrainian gas company fourfold.
"We love having Hunter with us!" said the leader of the small church group Hunter attends every week. "Whenever we share testimonies, he puts our testimonies to shame with stories of drugs, corruption, and horrific scandal, unlike anything we've heard. Awesome!"
Judge Barrett is still struggling to teach Hunter the value of hard work. He is being paid a few dollars to do chores around the house when he's used to being paid $50,000 per month for nothing.
"We're still working on it," she said.
Babylon Bee
Posted on 10/19/20 at 5:59 pm to L.A.
Why does the dude on the far right look photoshopped?
Posted on 10/19/20 at 6:00 pm to L.A.
The Babylon Bee should win the Pulitzer Prize
Posted on 10/19/20 at 6:01 pm to roadGator
Oh, is it like the onion/duffelblog? Never heard of the blog
Posted on 10/19/20 at 6:22 pm to roadGator
quote:
Why does the dude on the far right look photoshopped?
quote:Seriously
Ummmmmm
Posted on 10/19/20 at 6:22 pm to roadGator
OMG....you can't get any better than the Bee!!!!!
Posted on 10/19/20 at 6:51 pm to L.A.
okay, you had me going for a minute!
Posted on 10/19/20 at 6:55 pm to L.A.
[quote]"This family has love to spare," said Judge Barrett.[quote]
He just can't snort coke off the black girls arse.
He just can't snort coke off the black girls arse.
Posted on 10/19/20 at 6:59 pm to L.A.
I’m raising you a Clayton biggsby.
This post was edited on 10/19/20 at 7:00 pm
Posted on 10/19/20 at 7:18 pm to dstone12
That little kid in the front looks like a handful
Posted on 10/19/20 at 7:41 pm to L.A.
Don't they say that good satire/comedy has to have an element of truth to it? That's what makes the Bee so good. I honestly think there is more truth in their satire than in most MSM reports.
Posted on 10/19/20 at 7:49 pm to L.A.
The Bee just gets better and better.
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