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Harvard Installs Jew Detectors At All Entrances
Posted on 11/8/23 at 11:46 am
Posted on 11/8/23 at 11:46 am
As usual, the best, most fearless satire out there.
From the top rope...
Babylon Bee
From the top rope...
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CAMBRIDGE, MA — The President of Harvard University, Claudine Gay, announced today that the university has installed Jew detectors at all entrances.
"This is a step in the right direction," President Gay told reporters. "It might not be the last step. We are always looking for a final solution to the Jewish problem on campus."
The move to install Jew detectors at all entrances comes amidst a wave of anti-semitic attacks on campus. The hope in using the detector system is that, once detected, Jewish students can be safely concentrated away in a location or camp where they will be free to be Jewish away from the other students.
The detectors, which claim to be capable of detecting a Jew with 99.99% accuracy, are designed to pick up the most blatant Zionism, basic ethnic markers, and even the slightest trace of disgust over the targeted murder and kidnapping of children for the noble cause of freeing Palestine.
"The Jew detector systems we have installed show our resolve in tackling bigotry and keeping everybody safe while maintaining our commitment to free expression and tolerance," Gay said in her announcement.
Babylon Bee
Posted on 11/8/23 at 11:49 am to L.A.
Joel Osteen and Harvard...two consistent and deserving targets of the Bee
Posted on 11/8/23 at 11:54 am to L.A.
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From the top rope...
Indeed!!
Posted on 11/8/23 at 11:55 am to L.A.
Oh boy that was better than what I expected when I saw the picture
Posted on 11/8/23 at 11:57 am to L.A.
Good to see Harvard didn't go cheap on this, like some other unnamed group probably would have.
Posted on 11/8/23 at 11:59 am to L.A.
This is political satire lol it's not real. OP is spinning it off like it actually happened.
This post was edited on 11/8/23 at 12:01 pm
Posted on 11/8/23 at 12:00 pm to L.A.
“It’s the latest fashion. Jews get yellow stars, figs get pink triangles.” - Sasha Kinski, “To Be Or Not To Be” (1983)
Posted on 11/8/23 at 12:00 pm to letsgobowling110599
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This has to be some kind of political satire news. No way this is real
I see y'all are real observant up there in Ohio. Can't get anything past a Buckeye.
This post was edited on 11/8/23 at 12:01 pm
Posted on 11/8/23 at 12:01 pm to L.A.
One out of four students at Harvard are Jewish. They’re not the least bit oppressed.
This post was edited on 11/8/23 at 12:02 pm
Posted on 11/8/23 at 12:02 pm to letsgobowling110599
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This is political satire lol it's not real. OP is spinning it off like it actually happened.
Are you learning impaired?
Posted on 11/8/23 at 12:04 pm to L.A.
This post was edited on 11/8/23 at 12:06 pm
Posted on 11/8/23 at 12:05 pm to L.A.
You worded it in a way that made it sound real and tried to stir up site traffic, you knobgobbler. You knew what you were doing
This post was edited on 11/8/23 at 12:07 pm
Posted on 11/8/23 at 12:05 pm to letsgobowling110599
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This is political satire lol it's not real. OP is spinning it off like it actually happened.
Posted on 11/8/23 at 12:08 pm to letsgobowling110599
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Harvard Installs Jew Detectors At All Entrances by letsgobowling110599You worded it in a way that made it sound real and tried to stir up site traffic, you knobgobbler. You knew what you were doing
Posted on 11/8/23 at 12:08 pm to letsgobowling110599
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OP is spinning it off like it actually happened.
He literally says it’s satire in the top line.
Posted on 11/8/23 at 12:09 pm to letsgobowling110599
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You worded it in a way that made it sound real and tried to stir up site traffic, you knobgobbler. You knew what you were doing
The only words I added are the very first words in the post. Have someone read them to you
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As usual, the best, most fearless satire out there.
This post was edited on 11/8/23 at 12:20 pm
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