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FYI Do not eat anything that comes from Senator John Kennedy's home

Posted on 6/17/26 at 6:29 pm
Posted by Bobby OG Johnson
Member since Apr 2015
33737 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 6:29 pm
Do not use any utensils at their homes
Do not eat any food prepared at any of their homes or by them personally
These folks are cleaning dog poop out of their shoes with kitchen knives
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
23326 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 6:30 pm to
His staff has woefully misinformed him.

Who uses a kitchen knife? Yuck!
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71514 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 6:33 pm to
quote:

Do not eat anything that comes from Senator John Kennedy's home


Not sure that was ever in the cards, but noted
Posted by Victor R Franko
Member since Dec 2021
3771 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 6:34 pm to
Some immature kid on his staff thinks dog poop and kitchen knives is funny.

That idiot has the authority to follow through on the scat humor.

Kennedy does it anyway.

Sigh....
Posted by ezride25
Constitutional Republic
Member since Nov 2008
26642 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 6:34 pm to
I’ve used sticks, I’ve used pine straw, I’ve used grass, I’ve even thrown shoes away, but holy hell never have I ever used a kitchen knife.
Posted by Bobby OG Johnson
Member since Apr 2015
33737 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 6:38 pm to
TF is wrong with these folks?
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71514 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 6:40 pm to
quote:

I’ve even thrown shoes away, but holy hell never have I ever used a kitchen knife.


I'm not on his side in this, but wouldn't it be more logical to throw away a $1 butter knife than a $50 pair of shoes?
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
56277 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 6:46 pm to
quote:

Who uses a kitchen knife? Yuck!

I would. Wash it once and it’s like new.
Posted by Bobby OG Johnson
Member since Apr 2015
33737 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 6:46 pm to
Y'all ever heard of a water hose?
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
56277 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 6:46 pm to
quote:

wouldn't it be more logical to throw away a $1 butter knife than a $50 pair of shoes?

Not in the UK.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71514 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 6:47 pm to
No what's that?
Posted by Bobby OG Johnson
Member since Apr 2015
33737 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 6:48 pm to
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
23326 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 6:49 pm to
quote:

I would. Wash it once and it’s like new.


Eww... use a stiff outdoor brush and a hose.

Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71514 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 6:52 pm to
That'll do too
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
56277 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 6:57 pm to
quote:

use a stiff outdoor brush and a hose.

If I had one I would. Since I don’t I’d use the knife. Your squeamishness is understandable but irrational.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71514 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 7:00 pm to
Another reason to take up golf. A tee is useful for all sorts of situations.
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
27139 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 7:01 pm to
You guys don't know what gross is.

I once worked with a guy that worked on a tugboat. One of the old guys told him to take that pitcher, ckean it out, and make some tea. My bud said, not that nasty pitcher. Y'all been spitting tobacco in it . The old hand said, boy, you don't know what nasty is. I used to suck dicks for a living .

Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
23326 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 7:04 pm to
quote:

If I had one I would. Since I don’t I’d use the knife. Your squeamishness is understandable but irrational.


Post your addy, we'll take up a donation to buy you TWO stiff outdoor brushes.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
56277 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 7:07 pm to
Posted by La Place Mike
West Florida Republic
Member since Jan 2004
31511 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 7:07 pm to
People with class and a penchant for cleanliness use a flat head screw driver.
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