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Former Secret Service Agent Claims Trump’s Too Fat to Have Reached the Steering Wheel

Posted on 6/30/22 at 4:03 pm
Posted by jatilen
Member since May 2020
13608 posts
Posted on 6/30/22 at 4:03 pm
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In a story published on Insider, an unnamed Secret Service agent said it wouldn’t be possible for Trump to reach the wheel due to his “girth”:

“Trump’s not a little guy, right? And the space to actually be able to lunge towards the wheel is not that big,” the former agent told Insider. “I don’t mean to sound disparaging to the former president, but just his girth would prevent him from actually getting to the steering wheel.”

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Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 6/30/22 at 4:03 pm to
Posted by liquid rabbit
Boxtard BPB®© emeritus
Member since Mar 2006
60260 posts
Posted on 6/30/22 at 4:07 pm to
It's huuuuuuuuge.
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
19356 posts
Posted on 6/30/22 at 4:08 pm to
I remember some dude once won a case against indecent exposure because the mix of being like 400 lbs and having a baby dick meant there was no way the woman could have seen anything indecent.

This sounds plausible
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41569 posts
Posted on 6/30/22 at 4:20 pm to
Called it!

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This post was edited on 6/30/22 at 4:21 pm
Posted by DeltaFishTiger
Member since Jun 2022
301 posts
Posted on 6/30/22 at 4:25 pm to
Now I know what Carrie Underwood meant when she said “Jesus take the wheel.”
Posted by SlickRickerz
Member since Oct 2018
2290 posts
Posted on 6/30/22 at 4:34 pm to
I swear, diet coke fossilize your bones. There’s no reason guys like him and warren buffet are the age that they are drinking that much dc a day.
This post was edited on 6/30/22 at 4:35 pm
Posted by Plx1776
Member since Oct 2017
16199 posts
Posted on 6/30/22 at 4:37 pm to
He's not wrong. Trump is a heavier guy. And he's in his 70s. Would be very difficult to make that kind of move.
Posted by wickowick
Head of Island
Member since Dec 2006
45802 posts
Posted on 6/30/22 at 4:40 pm to
If the hand doesn't fit you must acquit
Posted by Lou the Jew from LSU
Member since Oct 2006
4696 posts
Posted on 6/30/22 at 4:59 pm to
I’d like to see a pic of this supposed agent.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 6/30/22 at 5:01 pm to
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Former Secret Service Agent Claims Trump’s Too Fat to Have Reached the Steering Wheel
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