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re: First Fat General Submits His Resignation

Posted on 10/1/25 at 10:53 am to
Posted by Bamanjo
Member since Sep 2025
219 posts
Posted on 10/1/25 at 10:53 am to
I’m just new, shucks
Posted by Jbird
In Bidenville with EthanL
Member since Oct 2012
85064 posts
Posted on 10/1/25 at 10:53 am to
Sure.
Posted by The Maj
Member since Sep 2016
30543 posts
Posted on 10/1/25 at 10:53 am to
quote:

He wasn't fat


He was probably told to pound sand for other reasons...
Posted by Rtowntiger
Member since Dec 2012
2593 posts
Posted on 10/1/25 at 10:53 am to
Lost me at "Barb and I". Sounds like his wife didn't like what the mean orange man said and did to him, so he took his orders and is coming home.
Posted by djsdawg
Member since Apr 2015
39832 posts
Posted on 10/1/25 at 10:55 am to
I bet he was woke which is like being fat in the brain
Posted by The Maj
Member since Sep 2016
30543 posts
Posted on 10/1/25 at 10:55 am to
quote:

becoming a political instrument


Becoming? Talk about out of touch with reality...
Posted by Deek
Member since Sep 2013
1240 posts
Posted on 10/1/25 at 10:55 am to
What's up with the gay index finger ring?
Posted by Jbird
In Bidenville with EthanL
Member since Oct 2012
85064 posts
Posted on 10/1/25 at 10:56 am to
quote:

Becoming? Talk about out of touch with reality...

Well he is an alter so.....
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
15028 posts
Posted on 10/1/25 at 10:57 am to
quote:

What's up with the gay index finger ring?


It might be a fitness ring.

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Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103158 posts
Posted on 10/1/25 at 10:57 am to
Generals gathered in their masses
While they sit on big fat asses
Posted by zuluboudreaux
God’s country USA
Member since Jan 2008
1074 posts
Posted on 10/1/25 at 10:57 am to
“While I’m stepping away……….looking for new ways to support the Air Force…..”

Interpreted as, getting a job with a major defense contractor and gonna make a shite-ton more money.
Posted by Houag80
Member since Jul 2019
18098 posts
Posted on 10/1/25 at 10:57 am to
Bamanjo

Registered 9/26/2025

Asswipe
Posted by tyler925
Auburn
Member since Oct 2019
2354 posts
Posted on 10/1/25 at 10:57 am to
His wife is someone who 100% makes people address her by her husband’s rank.
Posted by BoomerandSooner
Top of Texas
Member since Sep 2025
1487 posts
Posted on 10/1/25 at 10:58 am to
quote:

I fear the military is becoming a political instrument


Posted by The Maj
Member since Sep 2016
30543 posts
Posted on 10/1/25 at 10:58 am to
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getting a job with a major defense contractor and gonna make a shite-ton more money.


Yeah there needs to be a 5 to 10 year period where they cannot work with anyone associated with the MIC in any manner, or consult, or lobby...
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
91703 posts
Posted on 10/1/25 at 11:00 am to
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This is why he retired.
He was rightfully indignant over Trump's disaster withdrawing from Afghanistan and resigned right away after all those servicemen and afghanis hanging to the side of C130s died.


oh wait, no that was biden so no reason for him to quit.
Posted by AlextheBodacious
Member since Oct 2020
3736 posts
Posted on 10/1/25 at 11:00 am to
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Interpreted as, getting a job with a major defense contractor and gonna make a shite-ton more money.

This is overstated always. There are a lot of civilian roles in DoW and nonprofits/NGOs who hire people like this. Dude is set for cash, if he works again it’ll probably be something that he actually wants to do. Or he’ll just take the biggest bag offered.
Posted by Nosevens
Member since Apr 2019
17296 posts
Posted on 10/1/25 at 11:00 am to
He obviously doesn’t think he needs to be a fit leader
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
116783 posts
Posted on 10/1/25 at 11:01 am to
I used to play golf at Barksdale Air Base with a retired colonel. He always said that most officers are good guys until promoted to general and they become assholes. We later played behind a foursome and had to keep waiting on them. Me: 'Why won't a foursome let the 2 of us play through?'
Him: 'Those are retired generals. They're assholes.'
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
94815 posts
Posted on 10/1/25 at 11:03 am to
What do you think, sir? Conflict over policy or ideology?
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